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Lets flex our muscles a bit FJ.

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Edit: Ok, a lot of ppl have been commenting about the particular treatment I proposed we give Patinson. Let me explain. Killing him or making him pregnant makes ppl love him more. Making him racist makes ppl hate him. And since its our imaginary cops word against his, ppl may actually continue to believe this long after he says its not true.
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#590 - BriannaVerruckt (03/19/2010) [-]
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#584 - ChippewaJr (03/19/2010) [-]
did you know we could get sent to prison or sued for doing that? like really think bout it? you say someone's dead and eventually people see they aren't, you say someone's preggo and eventually people will see they aren't but you're labeling this guy
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#585 to #584 - ChippewaJr (03/19/2010) [-]
a racist, that could stay with him and ruin his reputation for the rest of his life. Its called slander and its a federal offense. He would probably just end up suing fj for everything its got then that'd be the end of fj forever soooo no lets not
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#586 to #585 - ChippewaJr (03/19/2010) [-]
Slander is bad m'kay?
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User avatar #583 - SoiSoiSoi (03/19/2010) [-]
once again as has been said on every one of these since the Miley Cyrus one, it is far to early. i know that everyone is going crazy with the awesome power that is FJ but just give it some time.
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#582 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
Im probably gonna get loads of thumbs down for this but here goes:

Im pretty sure you guys are just thumb whoring. Have you noticed that every single "plan" like this ALWAYS gets to the top? You just simply have to find someone FJ hates (i.e. That bieber woman). I pretty much laughed at the first prank, it was something new. But now it's just...

Crazy.
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#579 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
Oh come on guys, the only reason he played this role is because he had a crush on the actress who played 'bella'. Pattinson himself hates the movie. I'll post a quote as a reply to this comment
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#580 to #579 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything.
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#581 to #580 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."


Google it if you don't believe me.
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User avatar #578 - sirbigballs (03/19/2010) [-]
i think we need to wait. i think people will expect this by now. perhaps wait a month?
not saying the idea is bad, i fucking hate paterson as much as the next straight guy or literate guy but.... come on, its only been like what two days since the preggers miley thing. i think its became predictable that the teeny bopper fake news storys are made by us.... plus all the fans of him keep making videos saying its untrue. and if one fan says it they all eventually say it
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#577 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
lol u know that he actually hates twilight? he only did it coz they payed alot hahahaa
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#575 - StrychnineSmile (03/19/2010) [-]
A mugshot is needed to make it work...

I did the Miley Cyrus one, and all my friends just said "Shame. Who care's?"
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#574 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
he needs a mug shot. that will get people talking
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User avatar #573 - felixthemaster (03/19/2010) [-]
i just watched twilight after all this hype.. and wow!


fucking glowing skin? ahahahah
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User avatar #572 - AntiAdmin (03/19/2010) [-]
hey
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#576 to #572 - ceegan (03/19/2010) [-]
hi ruddy
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#571 - pepperchestnut (03/19/2010) [-]
Even better...
He wasn't pulled over for DUI, he was pulled over for an out of date inspection sticker and he was totally sober when he went on his racist rant.
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#570 - sweetcerealrapist (03/19/2010) [-]
Totally agree with it. Do it FJ, do it.
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User avatar #569 - FreeCANCER (03/19/2010) [-]
seems more complex than a simple sentence
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#566 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
Very well However just wondering wouldn't it be better to say he likes men and was caught having gay sex with some dude or something? after all everyone says edward is the gayiest person ever. just wondering
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User avatar #568 to #566 - DrewRSmith (03/19/2010) [-]
But everyone already thinks he's gay? What would be the point?
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User avatar #564 - BlinkyBill (03/19/2010) [-]
we need to lay down for the moment
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User avatar #567 to #564 - satanhimself (03/19/2010) [-]
Yup. There is no hurry, slow down FJ. We've got plenty of time. Don't be careless now.....
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User avatar #565 to #564 - felixcorpus (03/19/2010) [-]
yeah wait for the miley thing to cool off a bit first
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#563 - Dimentrius (03/19/2010) [-]
Honestly, it wouldn't get very big. Tons of people are racist. Just look at a lot of the content on this site. Not something to be too shocked about, even if it were true. Need better ideas.
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User avatar #562 - Pein (03/19/2010) [-]
Wow so we're basically trying to make him sound like Mel Gibson?...F*** why not?! Let's Rock!
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#561 - anonymous (03/19/2010) [-]
One of us didn't follow rules 1 & 2. Remember, don't metion anything about funnyjunk. And wtf, now funnyjunk is copying /b/rother? Nice...
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User avatar #559 - Noonelikesanimal (03/19/2010) [-]
Some one needs to fordge the papers that say he did all of this tuseday mornig at two o' clock
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User avatar #560 to #559 - DrewRSmith (03/19/2010) [-]
Yeah, someone that remembers how to do the cool trick. But dont just post the forgeries here, drop some on 4chan, wikipedia, pretty much every site that takes pics.
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