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Respect. Give some title.. See this guy right here? That is Samwise Gamgee. He is the most badass Hobbit Bodyguard a wizard can bestow. Now heres 5 reasons why

Give some title.

See this guy right here?
That is Samwise Gamgee.
He is the most badass Hobbit Bodyguard
a wizard can bestow.
Now heres 5 reasons why that is.
1. He traveled all across Middle Earth with all their
camping shit on his back, did you hear him
complaint? No, you didnt, all you hear was Freda
whining his bitch ass that he had to carry a 1. 2
milligram ring around his neck.
2. He has the red fiery hair of Chuck Norris everyone.
3. He battled a giant spider just to save Frodos'
cowardly ass from gettin' eaten
4. aam... did WALK into Mordor, no, he
stormed a Ort: Citadel just to get Freda back from
getting eaten (again).
5. This guy right here, CARRIED on his
back Freda up a volcano, barefooted,
but any Valcano, a volcano
named Mt. Motherfuckin Doom.
and yet ..... ..whe gets he fame from
LOTR? This guy -5 , at!
Tait
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #47 - SamwiseGamgee
Reply +48 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Oh...My...Gawd... FINALLY! THAT LITTLE FAGGOT ASKED IF I WANTED TO THREESOME WITH SMEAGLE! FOR GODS SAKE, MAN!
#58 to #47 - anon id: e5131ce6
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Wow, you made that account today just so you could post that...
User avatar #63 to #58 - Ragon
Reply +18 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
I fail to see an issue with that
User avatar #73 to #63 - RussellCrowe
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
well, unless he continuisly uses the account, it will be a waste. Meaning that no one else can create that account and make humourus lotr jokes....
User avatar #194 to #73 - pufan
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(03/18/2010) [-]
and who would actually think of that exact name?
User avatar #74 to #73 - Ragon
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
well played Russell Crowe, btw I'm a fan of most of your movies
User avatar #209 to #74 - RussellCrowe
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
:3
User avatar #460 to #209 - AnalBlast
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/19/2010) [-]
as am i russel crowe but i keep getting the hint that you have down syndrome because of your face
User avatar #72 to #58 - DemonMatt
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
And you didn't make one.
User avatar #149 to #58 - Underacheiver
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
I hate people that do that
User avatar #461 to #47 - ScottishPirate
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/19/2010) [-]
so hows beome-aaaaawwwwwwww
User avatar #463 to #47 - Frodobaggins
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/19/2010) [-]
What the **** Sam? Did you really have to go and tell all of Middle-Earth!?
User avatar #472 to #463 - SamwiseGamgee
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(04/13/2010) [-]
BECAUSE, FRODO, YOU HAVE PRETTY LITTLE GIRLY EYES AND NO BALLS! Gollum bit them off... just.. like... your... FINGER! And you never DID give me that money for saving you after the spider attack...
User avatar #22 - fivefs
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
"THEIR NOT GAY THEIR HOBBITS!"
Clerks 2

haha, whats the difference?
User avatar #10 - NonCatholicPope
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
i can't carry the ring, mister frodo... but i can carry you
User avatar #12 - haneurysm
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
anyone else notice that small trace of yoda speak in #5?
User avatar #178 - TechnoCat
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
We should have a "Pat A Ginger On The Back Day".
User avatar #181 to #178 - Lawliett
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
'handjobs for the gingers' would seem more epic...
User avatar #117 - airguitar
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Gingers do have souls!
User avatar #54 - Mebeshe
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!! THANK GOD SOMEONE BESIDES ME THINKS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +9001 INTERNETS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
#57 to #54 - anon id: e0f5c9cd
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
OVER 9000!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?
User avatar #60 to #57 - Forneus
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
DAS IST UBER NEUN TAUSEND!!
User avatar #454 - Xan Krieger
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/19/2010) [-]
You have to admit, the picture is pretty on the ball about it. Sam got no credit for helping Frodo out, save for "thanks guys" with no special recognition to him.

Oh and you left out that Sam tried to help Frodo by telling him Gollum was going to kill him for the ring, but Frodo's stupid self wouldn't believe him, leading to the spider part.
User avatar #469 to #454 - TheShinyRawr
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/27/2010) [-]
Besides, Sam stopped Frodo from putting on the Ring when the wraith was looking for them when they were barely out of the shire :p
User avatar #44 - Guyoo
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
I'll give him, in name of all members, a medal.
User avatar #50 to #44 - SamwiseGamgee
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
-Receives medal-
User avatar #23 - anonymousU
Reply -10 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
NEERRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
I smell a nerd.
User avatar #25 to #23 - Soilwork
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
i smell a faggot get the **** out