Respect. Give some title.. See this guy right here? That is Samwise Gamgee. He is the most badass Hobbit Bodyguard a wizard can bestow. Now heres 5 reasons why
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Respect

Give some title.

See this guy right here?
That is Samwise Gamgee.
He is the most badass Hobbit Bodyguard
a wizard can bestow.
Now heres 5 reasons why that is.
1. He traveled all across Middle Earth with all their
camping **** on his back, did you hear him
complaint? No, you didnt, all you hear was Freda
whining his bitch ass that he had to carry a 1. 2
milligram ring around his neck.
2. He has the red fiery hair of Chuck Norris everyone.
3. He battled a giant spider just to save Frodos'
cowardly ass from gettin' eaten
4. aam... did WALK into Mordor, no, he
stormed a Ort: Citadel just to get Freda back from
getting eaten (again).
5. This guy right here, CARRIED on his
back Freda up a volcano, barefooted,
but any Valcano, a volcano
named Mt. ************ Doom.
and yet ..... ..whe gets he fame from
LOTR? This guy -5 , at!
Tait
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Submitted: 03/18/2010
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User avatar #47 - SamwiseGamgee (03/18/2010) [+] (12 replies)
Oh...My...Gawd... FINALLY! THAT LITTLE FAGGOT ASKED IF I WANTED TO THREESOME WITH SMEAGLE! FOR GODS SAKE, MAN!
#89 - mr skeltal (03/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
PO TA TOES
User avatar #22 - fivefs (03/18/2010) [-]
"THEIR NOT GAY THEIR HOBBITS!"
Clerks 2

haha, whats the difference?
User avatar #10 - NonCatholicPope (03/18/2010) [-]
i can't carry the ring, mister frodo... but i can carry you
User avatar #12 - haneurysm (03/18/2010) [-]
anyone else notice that small trace of yoda speak in #5?
User avatar #178 - TechnoCat (03/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
We should have a "Pat A Ginger On The Back Day".
User avatar #117 - airguitar (03/18/2010) [-]
Gingers do have souls!
#111 - mr skeltal (03/18/2010) [-]
he also has a bad ass speech in the third movie about the old stories, happy endings and hope... best line in the entire trilogy in my opinion
User avatar #54 - Mebeshe (03/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I'VE ALWAYS SAID THAT!!!!!!!!!! THANK GOD SOMEONE BESIDES ME THINKS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! +9001 INTERNETS FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #60 to #57 - Forneus (03/18/2010) [-]
DAS IST UBER NEUN TAUSEND!!
User avatar #454 - Xan Krieger (03/19/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You have to admit, the picture is pretty on the ball about it. Sam got no credit for helping Frodo out, save for "thanks guys" with no special recognition to him.

Oh and you left out that Sam tried to help Frodo by telling him Gollum was going to kill him for the ring, but Frodo's stupid self wouldn't believe him, leading to the spider part.
User avatar #44 - Guyoo (03/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'll give him, in name of all members, a medal.
User avatar #23 - anonymousU (03/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
NEERRRDDDDD!!!!!!!!!
I smell a nerd.
User avatar #25 to #23 - Soilwork (03/18/2010) [-]
i smell a faggot get the **** out
User avatar #448 - Alwaysenjuto (03/19/2010) [-]
Samwise Gamgee FTW
User avatar #348 - oooHARMONYooo (03/19/2010) [-]
Thank you!
I have thought this for years!!!!!!!!
#104 - MrSamwiseGamgee **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
It's like in the great stories Mr. Frodo, the ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were, and sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end it's only a passing thing this shadow, even darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it'll shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you, that meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think Mr. Frodo, I do understand, I know now folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going because they were holding on to something.
User avatar #79 - ReturnDarkKnight (03/18/2010) [-]
He should have been the hero in this story than that little whiny bitch
#451 - Animusolva (03/19/2010) [-]
I never thought anyone got that! Finally Sam gets some applause!
User avatar #445 - undertherose (03/19/2010) [-]
lols i'm always saying frodo would have been nowhere without Sam. he is totally the real hero! and frodo stuffs it up at the end by taking the ring for himself. Seriously dude! He just carried you up a ************* hill to destroy that thing!
User avatar #444 - omguhitjohn (03/19/2010) [-]
Hail to sam
User avatar #358 - Shtickman (03/19/2010) [-]
Reporter "And now, we go to Ollie or a report on the weather in Mordor"
Ollie " Volcano Weather!"
Reporter "Thanks Ollie."
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