NEVER. AGAIN.. First OC, hope you like it! Lots of weird people in restaurants, so if you do, I'll make moar.. me, a hast at a restaurant, walking inte pearly d
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NEVER. AGAIN.

First OC, hope you like it! Lots of weird people in restaurants, so if you do, I'll make moar.

me, a hast at a restaurant,
walking inte pearly
drawn bathromm.
Daly twe urinals in the bathromm, ene
already occupied by a kid
Stalls all occupied,
and T really had
******* piss, T
brake a man rule.
He big deal, right?
T didn' t realize it at the time,
but the kid had same sert of
mental rendition.
Out of ******* newhere, the kid
starts fapping and
making neices that T will have
nightmares about ferever.
T hadn' t even started yet out of
pure fear.
and then he leeked at me.
Calmly... at first.
Until he started flailing and screaming
DEDDED l l l"
After which, he fell the
t! ground and started reach
at me screaming fer me
Meryl of the stery:
Never break man rules.
DC by
...
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Submitted: 10/21/2011
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#46 - anonymous (10/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image** waht i met in the bathroom
#18 - anonymous (10/21/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** what i met in the bathroom
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#50 to #48 - markisawesome (10/21/2011) [-]
Well, I guess you will tell us tomorrow.
#135 - johndapro ONLINE (10/22/2011) [-]
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#129 - oathkeeper (10/22/2011) [+] (6 replies)
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#145 - joemanperson (10/22/2011) [-]
<-- you
#33 - blahblahblahbluh (10/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#75 - nyanpoptart (10/22/2011) [-]
**nyanpoptart rolled a random image** the person i met in the bathroom
**nyanpoptart rolled a random image** the person i met in the bathroom
#72 - thephoenix (10/22/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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what i met in the bathroom...
#141 - coye (10/22/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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#126 - iRoflcopterU (10/22/2011) [-]
What the **** did I read...
#89 - OMGCAA (10/22/2011) [+] (2 replies)
**OMGCAA rolled a random image** What I met in the bathroom
#64 - ShitJustGotReal (10/21/2011) [-]
**						***************					 rolled a random image** what i met in the bathroom....
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#29 - OMGCAA (10/21/2011) [+] (16 replies)
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#38 to #29 - JoeTheBadass (10/21/2011) [-]
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#40 - Jorlah (10/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**Jorlah rolled a random image** what i met in the bathroom
#21 - hhhghhg (10/21/2011) [-]
tell me im not the only one to see what look like eyes here
User avatar #16 - chickenmcnigger (10/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i don't care about that rule, and any real men won't be scared to pee in a urinal next to another guy
#12 - pepsismash (10/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
the first thing that has really made me lol today....  
  
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the first thing that has really made me lol today....

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User avatar #14 to #12 - cshp (10/21/2011) [-]
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, trash it, change it, mail-upgrade it...
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