Shakespeare Insult Kit. . Jemaine me were from each of the three columns mien. waned with "Thou": Belem 1 artkele handy beslubbering teetered elected ereven Cur
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Shakespeare Insult Kit

Jemaine me were from each of the three columns mien. waned with "Thou":
Belem 1
artkele
handy
beslubbering
teetered
elected
ereven
Currier
dankies
dispelling
drining
errant
fanning
fabbing
frerard
frothy
gleeking
goatish
gerbilling
impertinent
infection:
jarring
loggerhead's
lufieh
numbering
mangled
mauling
tattering
unnu:: aad
vain
villainous
Delila I
bighearted
earthquaking
pallyhater
Imbreeding
postmarked
calunn I
Baggage
bladder
hlgbear
dewberry
giglet
lent
mearly
munnar
miscreant
pignut
petterk
punpun
Bent
strumpet
varlet
visual
whiteface
pigtail
...
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Submitted: 10/20/2011
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#19 - tauntaunsingalong (10/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I BITE MY thumb AT YOU SIR!  
  
  
  
  
  
Still the best Shakespearean insult.
I BITE MY thumb AT YOU SIR!





Still the best Shakespearean insult.
User avatar #1 - beeradthelaw (10/20/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Weird, stumbled upon this on Stumbleupon about 5 minutes ago....
User avatar #3 to #2 - beeradthelaw (10/20/2011) [-]
That's what I was implying.
User avatar #37 - oxan (10/21/2011) [+] (8 replies)
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
#101 - Daeiros (10/21/2011) [+] (2 replies)
mewling doghearted horn-beast
User avatar #6 - famouspork (10/20/2011) [-]
I just realised that rolling trips here is pretty ******* useless.
User avatar #105 - trimdos **User deleted account** (10/21/2011) [-]
**trimdos rolls 176** OP is a...
+3
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#107 - quotetype ONLINE (10/21/2011) [-]
i saw this when i read romeo and juliet in 9th grade.
but that wasnt my favorite part of romeo and juliet.
#96 - captainbackslash (10/21/2011) [-]
This is extremely relevant to my interests. Thank you my good sir.
This is extremely relevant to my interests. Thank you my good sir.
#92 - greenimp (10/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Bitch, please:

You bastard offspring of an ill-aspected donkey and a syphilitic goat!
The space you occupy would be better filled with garbage!
Every fibre of my being resonates with pure hatred and disgust for every aspect of your personality!
The very ground you stand upon offends me, for it deigns to support your loathsome weight!
The greatest poets of history would struggle in vain to describe your stupidity with anything less than a 15 part sonnet.
You pitiful mound of aimless flesh, you waste of sentience, the very fact you still breathe is a testament to everything that is wrong with our society.
You are the poster child for post-natal abortion.
My hatred for you operates on a sub-atomic level.
If I were to divide you into your component atoms, each and every one of them would still revolt me by their sheer existence.
Every word you say is like a little needle of ignorance piercing my eardrums.
Remove yourself from my presence, lest people associate you with me.
You are like a video of a man getting his balls kicked; it physically hurts me to look at you.


...And that's just what I came up just then.
User avatar #76 - simonlc (10/21/2011) [-]
Thou Ruttish, half-faced, flax-wench!!!
User avatar #15 - Kayberz (10/21/2011) [-]
in my highschool english class we had a fun little assignment kind of like this we had a paper like this but different insults from Shakespeare and we had to come up with insults to call people in the class
User avatar #108 - teramaster (10/21/2011) [-]
This helped me do my Contemporary English homework, was asked to find 5 troublesome adjectives :D so thumb up!
+1
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User avatar #103 - lurchenstein (10/21/2011) [-]
As a shakespeare fan, I love it!!
User avatar #94 - orangeorangeorange (10/21/2011) [-]
**orangeorangeorange rolls 123**
+1
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User avatar #61 - Snoods (10/21/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**Snoods rolls 234,211**
User avatar #62 to #61 - Snoods (10/21/2011) [-]
Thou jarring, rump-fed, coxcomb!
User avatar #30 - plue (10/21/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**plue rolls 610** might be a good time to use Rolling Power.
first #, 1st column,
second #, 2nd column
third #, 3rd column

0 = any line of my choosing.
User avatar #32 to #30 - swazer (10/21/2011) [-]
**swazer rolls 921**
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