Terrible Boner Story. its a true story. plz thumbs up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably thumbs up because you laughed. :'(. Se we  terrible sad bon
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Terrible Boner Story

its a true story. plz thumbs up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably thumbs up because you laughed. :'(

Se we hadto present projects today, right? well, right before it was
my turn, I got one of those "i come out of% " boners.
and well, this is how it went:
Teacher: Dalton, Bring you" project up and present please.
Teacher: Oh has to do it.
Me: oh no, its not that its just....
Teacher: Just what?
Me: udlu. i to be "happy".
Everyone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: *smiling* (crying on the inside)
Teacher: No e: -tenses, just den it.
Me: Nike?
Teacher: What?
Me: Nothing. (stands up)
Everyone:
Me: urhh ‘Weeks at the girl next to him smiling'
Me: *Takes overhasty*
Me: See anything you like?
Girl: Nothing thats last for long.
AND THATS H( I LOST
h/ BONER.
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Submitted: 03/17/2010
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User avatar #82 - traczbrett (03/18/2010) [+] (12 replies)
Dont you just hate it when you get a boner in class and your desk flips over?
User avatar #86 to #82 - BobtheNinja (03/18/2010) [-]
Don't you just hate it when you find out your avatar sideways looks like a stick guy jacking off.
User avatar #97 - Dadycupcakes (03/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
When I was in jr. high there was this semi retarded kid in my science class and there is not much room between the desks. the teacher called him up to talk to him and he always wore swooshy pants anyways he had a boner and dragged it across the desk!
#284 - TheGrammarHitler (03/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
looks like he was stuck in between a rock and a *puts on shades* HARD place

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
User avatar #158 - Gabriel (03/18/2010) [-]
Chicks at my school like that **** . You did the right thing young one.
User avatar #140 - Burningblaze (03/18/2010) [-]
ah the boner on presentation day, good times, good times.

Happened to me before, I got up there, everyone noticed, i said, "Before i start, does anyone need to hang their coat? Need anything stirred?"
My teacher was a grumpy old bat and was unappreciative
User avatar #157 - bsean (03/18/2010) [-]
we were watching mid summers night dream in english class, then this kid randomly gets a bonner out of no were, and keeps it for like 30 minutes (not to sound gay but it was pretty ******* obvious)
User avatar #155 - Espeon (03/18/2010) [+] (5 replies)
How to lose a boner:
Think of one thing.

Blue Waffle.
#67 - GuyOTN (03/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
**GuyOTN rolls 044,966,034** She killed it with fire, because you clearly got burned.
User avatar #63 - culanap (03/18/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Tuck your boner into your pant's waistline next time :O
User avatar #25 - Acrylic (03/18/2010) [-]
Be a man. Punch slap your dick to tell it whose boss.
User avatar #330 - aVo (03/18/2010) [+] (15 replies)
That is when you put your rape face on.
User avatar #171 - ThatCoolGuy (03/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I remember when I was a kid, I had a completely random boner and (we didn't have blue waffles to think about in 1982) my teacher told me to stand up and tell a tale to the class. I was like "the **** I'm gonna do now", I rushed to the bathroom and I stood there for like 14 minutes.
User avatar #342 - jgrand (03/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
NARB- No Apparent Reason Boner
User avatar #149 - SuprBonr (03/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
i feel you man but my story wasnt so happy some dick threw a book
AND THATS HOW I LOST MY BONER.
User avatar #116 - karlKroenen ONLINE (03/18/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The victim was killed in the middle of a star wars convention, on the fourth day of may, last year.
it seems appropriate to say... -takes off glasses-
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
User avatar #83 - freenoobs (03/18/2010) [-]
psst, hey patrick "i have a boner"
User avatar #79 - Sinless (03/18/2010) [-]
I'd be like..

"Want to test your theory?"
User avatar #46 - llcoolz (03/18/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Be a man. Slap your dick and tell it who's boss
User avatar #45 - sirbigballs (03/18/2010) [-]
i appear to be happy when i wake up.... its kinda awkward when you are sleeping in the living room and your parents tell you to get up and wont leave.
User avatar #90 - squeaky (03/18/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Next time I have a boner in class I'll probably remember this story...
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