Terrible Boner Story. its a true story. plz thumbs up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably thumbs up because you laughed. :'(. Se we  terrible sad bon
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Terrible Boner Story. its a true story. plz thumbs up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably thumbs up because you laughed. :'(. Se we

its a true story. plz thumbs up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably thumbs up because you laughed. :'(

Se we hadto present projects today, right? well, right before it was
my turn, I got one of those "i come out of% " boners.
and well, this is how it went:
Teacher: Dalton, Bring you" project up and present please.
Teacher: Oh has to do it.
Me: oh no, its not that its just....
Teacher: Just what?
Me: udlu. i to be "happy".
Everyone: BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: *smiling* (crying on the inside)
Teacher: No e: -tenses, just den it.
Me: Nike?
Teacher: What?
Me: Nothing. (stands up)
Everyone:
Me: urhh ‘Weeks at the girl next to him smiling'
Me: *Takes overhasty*
Me: See anything you like?
Girl: Nothing thats last for long.
AND THATS H( I LOST
h/ BONER.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #82 - traczbrett
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Dont you just hate it when you get a boner in class and your desk flips over?
#94 to #82 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account**
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Don't you just hate it when you stand up and fall because of the weight of your boner?
User avatar #144 to #94 - SirryArrecks
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(03/18/2010) [-]
But MrSquiggly, as I remember you have a 0-inch long penis.
#84 to #82 - XOTIK
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
ahahahah that made my day, thank you kind sir, and well played.
User avatar #86 to #82 - BobtheNinja
Reply +28 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Don't you just hate it when you find out your avatar sideways looks like a stick guy jacking off.
User avatar #89 to #86 - squeaky
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Win. A thousend times: win.
User avatar #105 to #89 - Mawxter
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Grammar Nazi time. You spelled "thousand" wrong.
User avatar #107 to #105 - squeaky
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Everyone has a typo. My mistake.
User avatar #112 to #107 - Mawxter
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
yes, but at least i didnt go shouting "LAWL OMG U SPELT THOUSAND WRONG LOLOL!!!!1111"
User avatar #113 to #112 - squeaky
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
That is ture, and I am glad you are not an ass about it.
User avatar #123 to #113 - Toki
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
What you did there, I saw it.
User avatar #102 to #86 - supersparta
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Well played.
User avatar #159 to #86 - traczbrett
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(03/18/2010) [-]
good analogy sir
User avatar #97 - Dadycupcakes
Reply +26 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
When I was in jr. high there was this semi retarded kid in my science class and there is not much room between the desks. the teacher called him up to talk to him and he always wore swooshy pants anyways he had a boner and dragged it across the desk!
User avatar #120 to #97 - Beastwood
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
dude...
#101 to #97 - wulfgurl
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
ewww gross
User avatar #127 to #97 - bbtheman
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
you got +13 for that?
User avatar #383 to #127 - Liechtenstein
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/22/2010) [-]
He got a +25 for that?
User avatar #98 to #97 - FourChanFails
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
What the ****.
#284 - TheGrammarHitler
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
looks like he was stuck in between a rock and a *puts on shades* HARD place

YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
User avatar #287 to #284 - herotime [OP]
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
LOL thumbs up for jew. wait...
#291 to #287 - TheGrammarHitler
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
thumbs for you too
User avatar #158 - Gabriel
Reply +13 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Chicks at my school like that ****. You did the right thing young one.
User avatar #140 - Burningblaze
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
ah the boner on presentation day, good times, good times.

Happened to me before, I got up there, everyone noticed, i said, "Before i start, does anyone need to hang their coat? Need anything stirred?"
My teacher was a grumpy old bat and was unappreciative
User avatar #157 - bsean
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
we were watching mid summers night dream in english class, then this kid randomly gets a bonner out of no were, and keeps it for like 30 minutes (not to sound gay but it was pretty ******* obvious)
User avatar #155 - Espeon
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
How to lose a boner:
Think of one thing.

Blue Waffle.
User avatar #166 to #155 - skribblah
Reply -4 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
That made it worse!
User avatar #195 to #166 - skribblah
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(03/18/2010) [-]
... 3 Thumbs down for that? >.>
User avatar #162 to #155 - ManateeMan
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
I actually do that
User avatar #167 to #155 - XAnubusX
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
blue camel?
#160 to #155 - apollopwnszeus **User deleted account**
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#67 - GuyOTN
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
**GuyOTN rolls 044,966,034** She killed it with fire, because you clearly got burned.
User avatar #69 to #67 - adamsvette
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
you won
User avatar #63 - culanap
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Tuck your boner into your pant's waistline next time :O
User avatar #64 to #63 - MRGamer
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Superbad was pretty good.
User avatar #65 to #64 - Sinless
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Even though that trick was around long before the movie.
#71 to #65 - FemaleBodyInspecta **User deleted account**
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Dont worry, MtGamer's dick is never long enough to reach his waistline
User avatar #74 to #71 - Sinless
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
OHHHHH SNAAAP BUUUUURN
User avatar #234 to #71 - MRGamer
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(03/18/2010) [-]
Dick jokes on someone else? Someones compensating.
User avatar #168 to #71 - culanap
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(03/18/2010) [-]
LMAO!
User avatar #25 - Acrylic
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
Be a man. Punch slap your dick to tell it whose boss.