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Terrible Boner Story. its a true story. plz toenail clippings up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably toenail clippings up because you laughed. :'(
its a true story. plz toenail clippings up if you laughed or even just feel bad for me. but youll probably toenail clippings up because you laughed. :'(
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User avatar #384 - glinhamanda (03/24/2010) [-]
bahaha. i hate when i get a boner in class and my desk flips over.
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#380 - BBRHYSS (03/20/2010) [-]
**BBRHYSS rolls 267,539,143**
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#379 - COCKITYCOCKCOCK (03/19/2010) [-]
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User avatar #375 - squeaky (03/18/2010) [-]
HA! I just realized your name is Dalton. That's a funny name.
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User avatar #382 to #375 - herotime (03/21/2010) [-]
wtf?
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User avatar #372 - karlKroenen (03/18/2010) [-]
The victim was killed in the middle of a star wars convention, on the fourth day of may, last year.
it seems appropriate to say... -takes off glasses-
MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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User avatar #371 - BigBabyJesus (03/18/2010) [-]
have any of you guys try to put your boner up so that it wont point out in class and hope to god that no one catches you especially a girl or a teacher or just some random guy?
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User avatar #376 to #371 - squeaky (03/18/2010) [-]
Has the head of your penis ever poked out or your pants? I feel sorry for that guy in math... It was really awkward too.
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User avatar #368 - FailTroll (03/18/2010) [-]
**FailTroll rolls 01,231** If This Contains More Than One 1, Next Time I Get A Boner I Will Fap, No Matter When Or Where It Happens
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User avatar #370 to #368 - Old Funnyjunk (03/18/2010) [-]
hopefully you get a boner while in line at the airport
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#369 to #368 - anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
U really are a FailTroll
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#365 - anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
i laughed but i feel bad for you too :[ i'd thumbs this up but i'm an anon so... xD
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#364 - anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
She commanded the boner to cease, and it listened... whoa....
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#373 to #364 - lil lady (03/18/2010) [-]
all girls have that power.... ITS CALLED A VAGINA!
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User avatar #363 - NSCinc (03/18/2010) [-]
LOL
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User avatar #362 - zeroshot (03/18/2010) [-]
Looks like you need a "emmbarasing moment sammich" after that.
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User avatar #357 - Jakolantern (03/18/2010) [-]
cool story bro
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User avatar #353 - armlesshomie (03/18/2010) [-]
at least your fly wasn't down too, then you would have a problem...
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#360 to #353 - anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
that happen to me in gym once...
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User avatar #366 to #360 - NSCinc (03/18/2010) [-]
details? =p lol xD
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#346 - housekilla (03/18/2010) [-]
can you guys help me make this kid see the light scroll down into the comments and you will see what i mean
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User avatar #342 - jgrand (03/18/2010) [-]
NARB- No Apparent Reason Boner
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User avatar #345 to #342 - SteyrAUG (03/18/2010) [-]
Fuckin hate those.
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User avatar #341 - zombibunnies (03/18/2010) [-]
holy shit dude that sux
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User avatar #330 - aVo (03/18/2010) [-]
That is when you put your rape face on.
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User avatar #332 to #330 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
SHOW ME YOUR RAPE FACE
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User avatar #367 to #332 - dannyboii (03/18/2010) [-]
(-_0)
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User avatar #359 to #332 - gazoogo (03/18/2010) [-]
<------this is my rape face.
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User avatar #335 to #332 - herotime (03/18/2010) [-]
>:D
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User avatar #336 to #335 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
:o *wait for it * :O
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User avatar #338 to #336 - herotime (03/18/2010) [-]
<:O
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User avatar #339 to #338 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
; """""""""" (
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User avatar #340 to #339 - SirSheepy (03/18/2010) [-]
>:E
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User avatar #344 to #340 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
:K
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User avatar #343 to #340 - DesireBros (03/18/2010) [-]
X (O)
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User avatar #347 to #343 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
(O______O.)
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User avatar #349 to #347 - AdolfInDisguise (03/18/2010) [-]
my rape face's (-(-_(-_-)_-)-)
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User avatar #352 to #349 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
Rut Roh Adolfs gettin raped (by who)
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User avatar #351 to #349 - TheMorganFreeman (03/18/2010) [-]
<<<
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User avatar #355 to #351 - bssshedd (03/18/2010) [-]
Do the rape face train duh* duh* dun*
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User avatar #328 - AceOfSpadesandyou (03/18/2010) [-]
DUDE! I hate when that happens! lol and hey my names Dalton to!
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User avatar #324 - Bellawesome (03/18/2010) [-]
Speaking of a terrible boner story, No More Fapping Day 2 is here
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/278155/No+More+Fapping+Day+2/
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#320 - DaltonBradshaw (03/18/2010) [-]
Hey, my name is Dalton!:D
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