Epic Revenge. Epic Revenge. My wife was cheating on me with this so called animal lover (now my ex wife by the way). They were content with making my life miser Epic revenge
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My wife was cheating on me with this so called animal lover (now my ex wife by the way).
They were content with making my life miserable. So one nighto went out and found a
dead dog in the road. I put a nice collar and leash on it complete with dog tags. I named
the dog Yeater and included his address and phone number. Then I went to the animal
lover' chouse, hooked the leash to the hack of his car, and placed the recently deceased
dog under his car. He and myik were potted over the next day by the police (who
happened to be a officer) who had seen them dragging the dog' s carcass behind their
car, He was arrested immediately for animal cruelty. or, top of that the officer was so
pissed he found three other reasons to ticket him. He proceeded to do a complete search
of the car (putting out , t, checking for drugs, weapons, etc.) They both spent the
night in jail and were sentenced to 30 days (which was later suspended), 100 hours
community and and both got a 515% fine, After ) , i, t, gt they had put me through it
was great to finally get some revenge,
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#12 - brondmaniac
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(10/19/2011) [-]
You 'found' a dead dog, eh?
#20 - jesuislebatman
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(10/19/2011) [-]
Remind me never to piss off this guy
Remind me never to piss off this guy
#39 - Logitechs
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(10/19/2011) [-]
How to make sure no bitch ever ***** with you.  
  
When your with your girlfriend or whatever, wait for her to go to sleep and apply a nicotine  patch to her skin and before she wakes up take the patch off. After many times of doing this when you guys are sleeping, her body will have an addiction.  
  
If she breaks up with you or messes with you, you will obviously stop applying the nicotine patches and she will go through withdraws feeling like ****. She will then realize that she feels great when she was around you.
How to make sure no bitch ever ***** with you.

When your with your girlfriend or whatever, wait for her to go to sleep and apply a nicotine patch to her skin and before she wakes up take the patch off. After many times of doing this when you guys are sleeping, her body will have an addiction.

If she breaks up with you or messes with you, you will obviously stop applying the nicotine patches and she will go through withdraws feeling like ****. She will then realize that she feels great when she was around you.
#59 to #39 - bobbobbybob
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(10/19/2011) [-]
Gif Source?
User avatar #155 to #59 - Logitechs
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(10/19/2011) [-]
Don't remember sorry, someone posted it a while back.
#135 to #39 - anon id: 5b7c2690
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(10/19/2011) [-]
do you remember which comic this is from? I can't find it
#54 to #39 - Wega **User deleted account**
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#58 to #39 - ryand
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(10/19/2011) [-]
then she will love doing this.
#51 to #39 - thehighwayman
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(10/19/2011) [-]
That's brilliant!
#24 - ohnoitscaptainrape
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(10/19/2011) [-]
But...the dog......
But...the dog......
#23 - longdeadhero
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(10/19/2011) [-]
Give this man a medal
Give this man a medal
#2 - gedd
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(10/18/2011) [-]
#45 - wogan
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(10/19/2011) [-]
You sick bas- Oh i cant keep a straight face, well done!  
I did the same thing, my gf was cheatin on me with a preschool teacher  
Guess what dead thing i tied to his car...
You sick bas- Oh i cant keep a straight face, well done!
I did the same thing, my gf was cheatin on me with a preschool teacher
Guess what dead thing i tied to his car...
#52 to #45 - anon id: 35634300
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(10/19/2011) [-]
Your dick?
User avatar #65 to #45 - megustaurmother
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(10/19/2011) [-]
Pre-schooler?
User avatar #67 to #65 - wogan
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(10/19/2011) [-]
You have earned a banana sticker.
#75 to #67 - edgeyakextra
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(10/19/2011) [-]
Metalocalypse FTW
#68 to #65 - megustaurmother
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(10/19/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #47 to #45 - wrought
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(10/19/2011) [-]
Squidward's hopes and dreams?
#21 - omgusername
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(10/19/2011) [-]
i hate cheaters
i hate cheaters
#93 - ienjoyfunnycrap
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(10/19/2011) [-]
I wanted you to think it was a dead dog, officer...