Epic Revenge. Epic Revenge. My wife was cheating on me with this so called animal lover (now my ex wife by the way). They were content with making my life miser
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Epic Revenge

Epic Revenge

My wife was cheating on me with this so called animal lover (now my ex wife by the way).
They were content with making my life miserable. So one nighto went out and found a
dead dog in the road. I put a nice collar and leash on it complete with dog tags. I named
the dog Yeater and included his address and phone number. Then I went to the animal
lover' chouse, hooked the leash to the hack of his car, and placed the recently deceased
dog under his car. He and myik were potted over the next day by the police (who
happened to be a officer) who had seen them dragging the dog' s carcass behind their
car, He was arrested immediately for animal cruelty. or, top of that the officer was so
pissed he found three other reasons to ticket him. He proceeded to do a complete search
of the car (putting out , t, checking for drugs, weapons, etc.) They both spent the
night in jail and were sentenced to 30 days (which was later suspended), 100 hours
community and and both got a 515% fine, After ) , i, t, gt they had put me through it
was great to finally get some revenge,
...
+1041
Views: 19401
Favorited: 75
Submitted: 10/18/2011
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to theeballsack E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(139):

[ 139 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#12 - brondmaniac (10/19/2011) [-]
You 'found' a dead dog, eh?
#20 - jesuislebatman (10/19/2011) [-]
Remind me never to piss off this guy
Remind me never to piss off this guy
#39 - Logitechs (10/19/2011) [+] (6 replies)
How to make sure no bitch ever 						*****					 with you.  
  
When your with your girlfriend or whatever, wait for her to go to sleep and apply a nicotine  patch to her skin and before she wakes up take the patch off. After many times of doing this when you guys are sleeping, her body will have an addiction.  
  
If she breaks up with you or messes with you, you will obviously stop applying the nicotine patches and she will go through withdraws feeling like 						****					. She will then realize that she feels great when she was around you.
How to make sure no bitch ever ***** with you.

When your with your girlfriend or whatever, wait for her to go to sleep and apply a nicotine patch to her skin and before she wakes up take the patch off. After many times of doing this when you guys are sleeping, her body will have an addiction.

If she breaks up with you or messes with you, you will obviously stop applying the nicotine patches and she will go through withdraws feeling like **** . She will then realize that she feels great when she was around you.
#24 - ohnoitscaptainrape (10/19/2011) [-]
But...the dog......
But...the dog......
#23 - longdeadhero (10/19/2011) [-]
Give this man a medal
Give this man a medal
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image**
#2 - gedd (10/18/2011) [-]
#45 - wogan (10/19/2011) [+] (6 replies)
You sick bas- Oh i cant keep a straight face, well done!  
I did the same thing, my gf was cheatin on me with a preschool teacher  
Guess what dead thing i tied to his car...
You sick bas- Oh i cant keep a straight face, well done!
I did the same thing, my gf was cheatin on me with a preschool teacher
Guess what dead thing i tied to his car...
#21 - omgusername (10/19/2011) [-]
i hate cheaters
i hate cheaters
+18
#109 - xshadee **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93 - ienjoyfunnycrap (10/19/2011) [-]
I wanted you to think it was a dead dog, officer...
User avatar #31 - fobert (10/19/2011) [-]
epic revenge but i love dogs and the fact of dragging the dead dog makes me cringe......
-43
#73 - catdogninja **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #76 to #73 - soerd ONLINE (10/19/2011) [-]
this post was awesome go whine in the corner
#27 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/19/2011) [+] (12 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image** It's not the GUY's fault that some chick cheated on ya. He might not've even known that she was involved with another guy. And you ****** up his life?

That's shallow. :| Even if it's probably fake.

#128 - ohitshim (10/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
WHERE THE **** DO YOU GET A DEAD DOG FROM IN THE FIRST PLACE?!
+6
#132 to #128 - Revertor **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+6
#78 - eex **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#16 - paintballplayer (10/19/2011) [-]
This image has expired
I'm super. serial.
[ 139 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)