The time is now. It has come to my attention that some people think that the comment I made on what we should do, "Be it posting porn/gore, spamming, or ha
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The time is now

It has come to my attention that some people think that the comment I made on what we should do, "Be it posting porn/gore, spamming, or hacking his account." I understand the way that it sounded meant I only wanted that, and I am sorry for the confusion. What I was implying was that I do not care if you do anything like that to just sending Adrnin angry emails. Just do what you think will make him understand that we are the people of this site. And we deserve a say in how it develops. Well, whatever you decide to do on that day, I just hope you stand by me.

What finally made me realize that this site needs change, is on the front page. It is titled "Really, Adrnin?" I am sure most of you have seen it already.

I know it is long, but read it. It won't hurt you. And trust me, you won't regret it.

Good evening, funnjunk. Allow me first to apologize for this interruption. I do, like many of you, appreciate the
comforts of wary day routine- the security of the familiar, the tranquility of repetition. I enjoy them as much as any
bloke. But in the spirit of commemoration, whereby those important wants of the past usually associated with
someone' s death or the end of some awful bloody struggle are celebrated with a nice holiday. I thought we could
mark this October the 18th, a day that is sadly no longer remembered, by taking some time out of our daily lives to
sit down and have a little chat. There are of course those who do not want us to speak. I suspect men now, orders
are being shouted into telephones, and men with bans will soon be on their way, Why? Because while the
truncheon may be used in lieu of conversation, words will always retain their power. Words offer the means to
meaning, and for those who will listen, the enunciation of truth. And the truth is, there is something terribly wrong with
this site, isn' t there? Cruelty and injustice, intolerance and oppression. And where once you had the freedom to
object, think, and speak as you saw fit, you now have censors and systems of surveillance coercing your conformity
and soliciting your submission. How did this happen'? Who' s to blame? Well, certainly there are those more
responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you' re looking for the guilty, you
need only look into a mirror. I know why you did it. I know you were afraid. Who wouldn' t be'? Thumbs, trolls, bans.
There were a myriad of problems which conspired to corrupt your reason and rob you of your common sense. Fear
got the best of you, and in your panic you turned to the now Website Moderator, Admin. He promised you order, he
promised you peace, and all he demanded in return was your silent, obedient consent. Last night I sought to end
that silence. Last night I posted something, to remind this website of what it has forgotten. Years ago a great user
wished to embed the fifth of November forever in our memory. His hope was to remind the site that fairness,
justice, and freedom are more than words, they are perspectives, So if you' ye seen nothing, if the crimes of this
website remain unknown to you, then I would suggest you allow the fifth of November to pass unmarked. But if you
see what I see, if you feel as I feel, and if you would seek as I seek, then I ask you to stand beside me one month
from tonight, and together we shall give them a fifth of November that shall nayer, ayer be forgot.
Now I know some of you might think that this is to long, and will not read it. So let me sum it up for you, Admin has to
much power, and thinks just because he owns this website, he can run it however he wants. I say on the fifth of
November we all go anon (or make a secondary account) and show him who really has all of the power. Be it posting
porn/ gore, spamming, or hacking his account. Just remember, we are trying to show him who is in control. Not
ruining the website for us, I do not care about thumbs, I do not care if you like me or not, I just want people to see
this and join me because I hate to see this website like it is or where it might end up at, Now this does have the
chance of getting me banned and this post being removed. But if it does, I just ask of someone that has the same
thoughts and feelings as me to post it again on a diffrent profile.
Now for what I have to say to Admin. Admin, if you are reading this, you can stop this. All you have to do is just stop
running this website like a kid would, and start running it like a man. All you have to do is post an official sorry, and
follow through with it. It doesn' t have to be your face or a video, Just post on here that your are sorry and you will
change. You have until the fifth of November Admin. And on that day, we will show you who really runs the site.
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#334 - hoovy (10/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**hoovy rolls 11**
#128 - farrellbarrel (10/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
You expect me to read all of that....
#968 - enrybo (10/19/2011) [+] (3 replies)
To be totally honest,  
This website is made up of Racists, Psychopaths, Possible Rapists and Pony-Lovers  
And I love it.  
But If you honestly want to 						****					 up a guy's hard word just because he's as 						******					 up as the rest of us  
Then, frankly, you're a twat.  
If, like me, you actually don't give a 						****					 if Adm1n has all the power and don't have a problem with it, then you are a true FJ'er.  
I rest my case...   
Also, probably gonna get thumbed down for this... But IDGAF <3
To be totally honest,
This website is made up of Racists, Psychopaths, Possible Rapists and Pony-Lovers
And I love it.
But If you honestly want to **** up a guy's hard word just because he's as ****** up as the rest of us
Then, frankly, you're a twat.
If, like me, you actually don't give a **** if Adm1n has all the power and don't have a problem with it, then you are a true FJ'er.
I rest my case...
Also, probably gonna get thumbed down for this... But IDGAF <3
#1012 - teddykid (10/19/2011) [+] (4 replies)
It will be a day marked by vigor, veraciousness, and vindication. Verily our valiant vendetta against A.dmin's virtual vandalism with end with our victory.
#458 - AnonymousDonor (10/19/2011) [-]
i was elected to lead. not to read
User avatar #272 - xsap (10/19/2011) [+] (1 reply)
TL;DR
#6 - iusedupallthechars (10/18/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Isn't this technically destroying the website even more?
I mean, if you post loads of **** **** , then it's going to get flagged and auto banned anyway. And AdIvIin doesn't really give a **** . He has probably made enough money already. He probably wouldn't even care if this website goes to hell (Even more than it already has). I say, we avoid funnyjunk for a whole day, or more. Lower the traffic the site gets. That will open AdIvIins eyes. All he really cares about is money and site traffic. So we go for the two major things he loves. Then he will start listening to us, and maybe fix up the site. Because well, if I was AdIvIin, I would do all I could to keep my traffic and **** up.. so.. yeah..

TL;DR: And that's how I got my erection stuck in the plug hole.
User avatar #674 - nicecontentbro (10/19/2011) [-]
Why bother going anonymous or making a second account? You get IP bans, so it doesn't matter how you posted what you did, you still get banned. Idiots.
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User avatar #793 - wytewrapper (10/19/2011) [+] (7 replies)
This is stupid, this is his website, he can do what he wants.
User avatar #804 to #793 - carnivoreapples (10/19/2011) [-]
That's like saying
"It's his kid, he can do what he want to it"
even when he beats his kid up
#963 - nixone (10/19/2011) [-]
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#821 - icedcarbon (10/19/2011) [-]
Well... I skim read it...
#389 - whyyounolulz (10/19/2011) [+] (2 replies)
i shall stand beside you good sir.the **** on this site needs to stop
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