when i was young i wet the bed. I felt terribly embarrassed. So i came up with an idea. I would close my eyes and walk from my bed to the bathroom repeatedly to memorise the path. That way i could do it in my sleep and would not pee myself in my sleep again. One night i drank alot of water before i went to sleep and the next morning my mother had relayed what happened.
I got out of bed,(still asleep) walked down the hall,opened the bathroom door,walked up to the toilet.....then peed myself.

what the fuck is a room mate?