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Things that make you go: Ohhh Shit.. toenail clippings up if you like, and see my other content. I'll post more if you like it.
toenail clippings up if you like, and see my other content. I'll post more if you like it.
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User avatar #156 - dancingTrooper (06/15/2010) [-]
is that an elephant dong?
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#160 to #156 - anonymous (06/17/2010) [-]
yes
and mines WAAAAY bigger than that
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#152 - boredandrestless (06/15/2010) [-]
i cant believe that dadsy guy stole your post.

anyway, this is funny as hell.
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User avatar #153 to #152 - CaptainJohnPrice (06/15/2010) [-]
Thanks man, I got front page with this so it was seen, but it's still ridiculous.
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User avatar #158 to #153 - GShepard (06/15/2010) [-]
its called a repost get over it all funnyjunkies have a Price too pay once they sign up
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#161 to #158 - anonymous (06/17/2010) [-]
I FUCKING THREW A KNIFE IN YOUR EYE
WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING DEAD
GAWD
fucking hackers....
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User avatar #159 to #158 - CaptainJohnPrice (06/16/2010) [-]
Dude, he fucking stole it off my account, and I made it, I understand accidental reposts but this is theft. Know the difference
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User avatar #162 to #159 - GShepard (06/17/2010) [-]
Reposts

Reposts Everywhere
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#154 to #153 - boredandrestless (06/15/2010) [-]
yeah. and he says hes not thumbwhoring but he actually is. and some people just cant grasp that original content is the owners, not theirs, plus they dont have enough of a brain so they cant do it themselves.

haters gonna hate, trollers gonna troll. oh well. thats what makes fj go 'round.
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User avatar #155 to #154 - CaptainJohnPrice (06/15/2010) [-]
Unfortunately :)
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User avatar #149 - SirFunnyjunk (03/18/2010) [-]
go through it once more and for each picture say "oh shit!" like a nigger its pretty funny
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User avatar #148 - amimuh **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
how the heck did the parachute catch fire
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#151 to #148 - voodoochild (03/20/2010) [-]
for some things
There is just no excuse
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User avatar #147 - nigsrhomos (03/18/2010) [-]
**nigsrhomos rolls 321,982,708**
O.O
OH SHIT!!!!
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#146 - anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
Is Pedoicebear hungry or what?
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#145 - AndyLuckyShot (03/18/2010) [-]
the bear is angry cos he told the kids to run
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#144 - immamedick (03/18/2010) [-]
2.4 seconds-howlong it takes to get to rifle
.6 seconds- time it takes that lion to eat your face
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#143 - jonagoo (03/18/2010) [-]
the shark one is photoshopped
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#140 - EpicEmoKitteh (03/18/2010) [-]
This is how it goes for me:
1st Picture: Oh Shit!
2nd Picture: Oh Shit!
3rd Picture: Oh Shit!
4th Picture: Elephant is on Shroooms. Really wants hug.
5th Picture: Oh Shit!
6th Picture: Oh Shit!
7th Picture: GIMMIE MAH FUCKIN' CANDY BAK!!
8th Picture: Hmm? What is that book you are reading Ma'am? May I See?
9th Picture: Oh Shit!
10th Picture: THIS IS MY TREE BITCH!!
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User avatar #142 to #140 - satanhimself (03/18/2010) [-]
I like you, your posts always make me smile.
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User avatar #139 - Raffy (03/18/2010) [-]
lol I liked how the shark is smiling
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User avatar #138 - Playerstar (03/18/2010) [-]
7th pic....ITS SOOOO HUGGABLE!
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User avatar #135 - ZackStardust (03/18/2010) [-]
boats gunna get pwwwwnd...
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User avatar #133 - insingna (03/18/2010) [-]
FUCK YOU IM AN ELEPHANT!!
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User avatar #134 to #133 - Ricky Bobby (03/18/2010) [-]
I'M A SHARK!
I'M A SHARK!
SUCK MY DICK!
I'M A SHARK!
EAT MY BLUE WAFFLE!
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User avatar #132 - mahalaman (03/18/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris only uses flaming parachutes because regular parachutes are for pussies.
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User avatar #136 to #132 - ZackStardust (03/18/2010) [-]
chuck norris uses no parachutes he shifts the gravity of the earth to suit him.
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User avatar #141 to #136 - mahalaman (03/18/2010) [-]
the only time Chuck Norris didn't use a parachute, the result was the grand canyon. after that, he started shifting gravity. true story.
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#137 to #136 - anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris doesn't shift the gravity, gravity shifts itself in fear of getting in his way.
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User avatar #129 - poo (03/18/2010) [-]
http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/276376/lol/
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#128 - anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
What dumbass leaves his rifle that far away in an area with lions.... i mean seriously
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User avatar #130 to #128 - The Impatient (03/18/2010) [-]
A dead one?
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User avatar #127 - cystemic (03/18/2010) [-]
i thought "aaaw teddy" at the last one but the rest were "HOLY SHIT!"
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User avatar #126 - moodizz (03/18/2010) [-]
First pic: "Honey did you fix that door?"
Guy: SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIIIIII--
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User avatar #150 to #126 - moodizz (03/18/2010) [-]
Why did I get thumbed down. D:
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User avatar #125 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-]
That Polar Bear is PedoBear's long lost brother.
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#131 to #125 - anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
carnibear
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