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#92 -
SandsOfTime **User deleted account** (03/18/2010) [-] NO.
that guy would have not survived a Chuck Norris round house kick
that guy would have not survived a Chuck Norris round house kick
#90 -
Pedobear Sr (03/18/2010) [-] Chuck Norris doesn't cook. He just stares at ingredients untill they fearfully arrange themselves into food.
#87 -
anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris once ate a 60pound steak in 15minutes. He spent the first 14 fucking the waitress.
#85 -
anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris played a game of monopoly, after refusing to Go directly to jail he punched the board sending the entire world into a recession. The effect still remains to this day.
#84 -
anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
This is what happens when chuck norris thinks about punching you. Had he actually punched berlisconi, there would be a massive void space across the mediteranean where italy used to be.
#79 -
Ashtaroth (03/18/2010) [-] After reviewing ancient texts regarding Chuck Norris, I've become convinved the he has never actually punched someone. He saves punching for the really big problems like near-earth approach asteroids and God. We've been misspelling the word for what he does to humans all along and I think a super slo-mo replay of him "punching" someone would reveal it. The correct term is PINCH. If Chuck Norris actually punched somebody, it would travel back through time, through all the genetic history of that person (much like dominos), eventually reaching and killing Adam and Eve, extinguishing the human race.
#77 -
unstoppablegiggle (03/18/2010) [-] Ya know this just proves that Chuck Norris is a super badass, the dude he punched, we're talking about a real badass himself he once punched out one of his men and took his tranquilizer gun jumped in front of and escaped tiger and took it out to save a camera crew
#74 -
bamboy (03/18/2010) [-]
I'm surprised he didn't dend chuck norris, the cia, the fbi, super ultra mega dad, bowser, eggman,and all the other intimidating shit after him.
#58 -
anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris would never help Obama. He wants Ron Paul for president and thats a fact go llook it up.
#37 -
jalthelas ONLINE (03/17/2010) [-] that guy probably looked down the street... saw a shadowy figure on the sidewalk among citizens:
"It can't be..."
Chuck in his mind: "Oh yes it can."
Guy falls down, in pain because he looked Chuck in the eyes.
Never look Chuck in the eyes.
"It can't be..."
Chuck in his mind: "Oh yes it can."
Guy falls down, in pain because he looked Chuck in the eyes.
Never look Chuck in the eyes.
#33 -
PunchinCats (03/17/2010) [-]
Why do we pay so much for our numerous branchs of military when we could just pay one man to settle global conflicts.