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that guy would have not survived a Chuck Norris round house kick
that guy would have not survived a Chuck Norris round house kick
Chuck Norris doesn't cook. He just stares at ingredients untill they fearfully arrange themselves into food.
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anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris once ate a 60pound steak in 15minutes. He spent the first 14 fucking the waitress.
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anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
Chuck Norris played a game of monopoly, after refusing to Go directly to jail he punched the board sending the entire world into a recession. The effect still remains to this day.
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anonymous (03/18/2010) [-]
This is what happens when chuck norris thinks about punching you. Had he actually punched berlisconi, there would be a massive void space across the mediteranean where italy used to be.
chuck told obama that he will defend his honor this once but he shall never flick them agian
After reviewing ancient texts regarding Chuck Norris, I've become convinved the he has never actually punched someone. He saves punching for the really big problems like near-earth approach asteroids and God. We've been misspelling the word for what he does to humans all along and I think a super slo-mo replay of him "punching" someone would reveal it. The correct term is PINCH. If Chuck Norris actually punched somebody, it would travel back through time, through all the genetic history of that person (much like dominos), eventually reaching and killing Adam and Eve, extinguishing the human race.



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