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No More Fapping - Day 1

Attention
Funnyjunk
Hey funnyjunk... I came up with an
idea, but first I want your guy' s
opinion on weather this will be
interesting to you guys or not.
wrapp: ing I
Something I have been doing singe
2005 and I' been doing it a least
times a week, and I' m sure that
alot of you can relate.
I can' t really remember the
last time I' gone longer
than 2 days without doing it.
If this gets
enough thumbs...
I will poet entries every few
days in the form of a journal to
record everything I go through in
terms of withdrawals.
I am not sure how far I will
get, but if I can make it past
2 days I will probably resemble
a drug addict trying to quit
drugs.
I will not make anything
up, so if your aurious
to see a fap addict
p: lose his *******
let me know.
...
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Submitted: 03/16/2010
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User avatar #236 - TehTodd (03/17/2010) [+] (6 replies)
Places I have fapped:
- In my bed
- On the toilet
- In the shower
- In school restrooms
- On my GF
- In many, many, many public restrooms
- In the magazene isle of the super-market
- In my second grade class-room ... through my pants and boxers ... while the teacher was still talking ... infront of other students...
- In an airplane bathroom 32,000 feet in the air going over 600 mph
- Half an hour later on that same plane at my SEAT sitting next to total strangers, rolled on my side facing the window, with a blanket covering me, pretenging to sleep
- At the back of my schoolbus sitting behind an extreemly attractive cheereleader
(the list goes on)
#13 - RobertPaulson **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
For every day you go without it, I will go a week without it.
User avatar #11 - kungfu (03/17/2010) [-]
if you do this im just gonna send u porn to entice you...
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#10 - FrostyTurd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
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#37 - mrknowitall **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #412 - OhReally (03/17/2010) [+] (7 replies)
see, I fap on average 3 times a day. But if you stop, eventually, you will get VERY horny, even if your looking at a guy. If you go too long without fapping, you will have a wet dream (aka: jizz in your pants). Not fapping is basically punishing yourself because there's no harm in doing it. Drugs are completely different because they can kill you if you don't quit them. The longest I've gone without fapping is maybe 6-7 days, and in that period, I tried my hardest not to rape the next person I saw.
#758 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus have you taken english class?
User avatar #766 to #758 - xanderzone (03/17/2010) [-]
I don't think Jesus spoke English. I don't even think there was an English class back then...
User avatar #353 - Sinless (03/17/2010) [+] (5 replies)
You guys ahould also know, that when you let your Sperm Pressure increase for like a few days at a time, the climax feels sooo much better.

Once I had to go without "realease" for about 3 months. No solo, or women. Due to me having to sleep in a room with 6 other men, and the bathrooms were so stank that the smell was anti-boner. So no fap time.

Then when I finally got home and fapped....like omg. I had that retard happy. When your like duuuur ooohhhh huuuur. And when your facial expression would make any sane person send you to a mental hospital.

I basically came buckets, and it launched like 4 feet and hit the window.
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User avatar #12 - LazyPuppy (03/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Man or woman?
User avatar #9 - SQUIRTLE (03/17/2010) [-]
I'm going to save you by thumbing it down, every man needs to fap.
User avatar #481 - fakenamebob (03/17/2010) [-]
lol i remember in 7th grade me and my friend bet eachother one dollar to see who could go the longest with out fapping, and the next day he comes to me and goes "hey...uh...here's your dollar" and walked away, which kicked ass cuz i totally was about to give him my dollar
User avatar #23 - nojokes (03/17/2010) [-]
**nojokes rolls 465,258,967** I've tried to do this so many times. each time i crash and burn
#773 - Playerstar (03/17/2010) [-]
May god give you strength.
User avatar #120 - twoheadedboy (03/17/2010) [+] (10 replies)
i couldnt for 3 weeks i was at my aunts for a week my ucles for a week then at my grandparents for 10 days 3 day be fore we left i was like screw i cant stand it any more
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User avatar #102 - lexlavender (03/17/2010) [-]
the longest I have gone is 2 weeks...the biggest thing i noticed is that all boobs start to look awesome...ALL BOOBS...that means big or small, flat or perky, doesn't matter.
User avatar #26 - Antonymous (03/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
I'm a girl and I have to several times a week 'cos I'm a nympho! :D
User avatar #1043 - godslam (03/17/2010) [-]
Hmm... maybe I'm just weird, but I can go weeks and even months without fapping. I also tend to fap more when I'm in a relationship than when I'm single. If I'm single, I don't even notice that I haven't fapped in a while.
User avatar #486 - Boozehound (03/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
So this is what this site now thinks is funny?
Some dude saying if you thumb up his ass then he will document on how he feels after a few days of not spraying his man fat all over his keyboard?
User avatar #495 to #490 - Boozehound (03/17/2010) [-]
I know, maybe he should, oh I dunno, maybe try getting laid?....from a real female...one that you don't have to blow up.
I'm just puttin' that out there.
User avatar #319 - Traceur (03/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Next time you do fap, you will blow such a huge load though.
User avatar #322 to #319 - Sinless (03/17/2010) [-]
Yeah, then when you actually make it with a girl, you can blast her across the room with your cum cannon.

Or use a precission shot to end a hookers life....don't worry. No one cared about her.
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