Why NO ONE messed with me in highschool. F.A.Q.<br /> 1. Why didn't you just hit him? Because physical pain is only temporary, a mouth full of swamp bush  bitch ate my Dirty pubic Hair
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Why NO ONE messed with me in highschool. F.A.Q.<br /> 1. Why didn't you just hit him? Because physical pain is only temporary, a mouth full of swamp bush

F.A.Q.<br />
1. Why didn't you just hit him? Because physical pain is only temporary, a mouth full of swamp bush is not easily forgotton.<br />
2.You smelled like **** at school? No I got stanky over a long weekend.<br />
3. Why do you suck at spelling? **** you.<br />
4.Are you still fat? A little but I am excercising now.<br />
5.How can I get in your pants? Send in an application.<br />
P.S. Shoutout to all the misfits like me who got this filth to the front page! love, Obombya

How To GET BACK AT
IN BTH GRADE I HAD TO RIDE THE BUS TO SCHOOL AND HOME EVERYDAY. LIKE
MOST SCHOOLS, WE HAD DUECHE BAGS THAT ALWAYS PICKED ON THE CHUBBY
KIDS LIKE ME. THIS PARTICULAR ASSHAT SAT DIRECTLY BEHIND ME ON THE BUS,
THE BEST TACTICAL PLACE TO HAZE A FAT KID FROM BECAUSE OF OUR LIMITED
TURNING RADIUS AND SLOW MOVEMENT. FOR WEEKS AND WEEKS THIS KID KEPT
CALLING ME NAMES AND PUNCHING ME ETC. AFTER MONTHS AND MONTHS OF
ABUSE, ONE DAY I FINALLY SNAPPED. IT WAS A SILENT SNAP THOUGHI HER THE
NEXT FEW DAYS I NEGLECTED TO BATH AND I WIPED MY ASS ONE LESS TIME
THAN I SHOULD HAVE EMERY TIME I DROPPED A DUECE. THEN I PROCEEDED TO
SHANE ALL MY IMPRESSIN PUBIC AND ASS HAIR AND ORNATELY PLACED IT IN A
HARLOCK INSIDE MY BACKPACK. THE NEXT DAY ON THE ON THE RIDE HOME, I
CALMY ROLLED MY WINDOW DOWN AND WAITED FOR THE DOUCHEBAGGERY TO
START. SURE ENOUGH . . . IT DID. THEN I UNLEASHED MY HELL STORM OF STANK
FRO INTO THE WIND . . . AND THEN HE OPENED HIS MOUTH ONLY TO INHALE MY
PUBIC CLOUD. AND AS HE FRANTICLY WIPED HIS TONGUE AND
PLUCKED HIS TEETH TO REMOVE THE HAIR, I STOOD UP IN MY SEAT AND SAID
**** YEAH!
IAN ANT) TEE
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User avatar #214 - LyssaBlaue (03/17/2010) [-]
this girl slapped me once in front of a whole bunch of people cause she didnt think i'd slap back....and she was right.
i punched her.

User avatar #75 - PatriickStar (03/17/2010) [-]
okay apparently a lot of people on funnyjunk got bullied, or are bullied lol... cuz this is kind of ****** up
User avatar #106 - ImHappyPLZ (03/17/2010) [+] (9 replies)
this kid... deserves a sammich
User avatar #109 to #106 - PillowRapist (03/17/2010) [-]
watch out hes fat, he might eat your whole hand
User avatar #192 - thebovver (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
by the way grammer nazi a stuy was taken and it proved that 95% of people only read the frst letter then the last two ltters of a word so i dosnt matter whats in the midle as long as u have the first letter the 2nd and the last...........................

**** yeahh
User avatar #196 to #192 - SQUIRTLE (03/17/2010) [-]
Just because you can be retarded, doesn't mean you should be.
User avatar #143 - ChimpzAhoy (03/17/2010) [+] (21 replies)
its spelled "douche"
line 2, word 5.
#150 to #148 - GrammerNaziOne (03/17/2010) [-]
I'd really appreciate it if you guys would stop calling me, I was watching family guy.
#63 - sfl (03/17/2010) [-]
so ur nasty ass walked around smellin like **** for a couple days i bet tht helped with the bitches...whos the real winner?
User avatar #128 - Blitzz (03/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Hitler's ADD is kicking in because of the word "Dueshe"
User avatar #60 - bibbit (03/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Did you spell your own name wrong?
User avatar #187 - DaGrammarNazi (03/17/2010) [+] (11 replies)
*warms up oven*
User avatar #110 - PedoSaur (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
"Limited turning radius" Those 3 words just earned you a thumb.
User avatar #91 - dragunsfire (03/17/2010) [-]
hell i got one for ya. in middle school i was always picked on bu this really annoying tall kid. well one day he got up the nerve and threw me down 2 flights of stairs. well for the next few years i was thinking of ways to get back at him. come my 11th grade year, i was dating a really nice girl. we walk into school together and she runs up to the kid and hugs him. so im like wtf. come to find out the ass hole was her brother :) pay back is a bitch :) he was pissed lol
User avatar #85 - RevolverOcelot (03/17/2010) [-]
u culd of just thrown a flaming bag of diarrhea thru his window
User avatar #31 - TheAdolfHitler (03/17/2010) [+] (4 replies)
*takes off your flamesuit*
*shoves you into the ovenU
#36 to #35 - RobertPaulson **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
lol, ok. I thought it was funny, being a grammar Nazi at Hitler himself. :D
User avatar #158 - demented ONLINE (03/17/2010) [-]
Win of epic proportions.
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User avatar #65 - Protomix (03/17/2010) [-]
Obambya, you would make such a better president than Obama.
#57 - jrscba (03/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I went through the same thing as you, except when I got fed up, I stabbed the guy in the eye (well not in the eye, but between his eye and his nose, I had bad aim I guess) with a #2 pencil, needless to say he never messed with me again.
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