Rename that title to "Why I will always be a fat virgin"

even if he kicks your ass, you still win.
keep being awesome.

Well. All I know is that if I were sitting next to the fat kid when this happen, I would look disgusted, but then start laughing my ass off, then I would yell out to everybody EPIC WIN! and point at the bully pickin the sweaty ball sack hairs out of his mouth:D

yea well i once had an incident like this, except, like im the bigest kid in my school, not fat, just like ttallll, and some midget douch was bein a ass, and like, i didnt like gettin into fights, but i just had enough of his bullshit.
so i threw him across the gym, which we were in.evidently someone else thought it was funny, and started kicking him while he was down, and he left that day to go to the hospital for internal bleeding. the other guy was expelled, i suspended. but it was worth it.

that is quite a foul method of revenge. although I commend your balls to stand up to assholes like that, may I suggest a more hygienic form of revenge and one that is less likely to make you become forever known as "the guy who put his pubes in a zip lock bag"

Ughh losers like you make me SICK.