Soupy Snotty Sneeze. This isn't a true story, no way, but I found it disgusting... and hilarious when I thought of it. I hope this is better than my last one! A These tags are covered in Snot and soup
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Soupy Snotty Sneeze. This isn't a true story, no way, but I found it disgusting... and hilarious when I thought of it. I hope this is better than my last one! A

This isn't a true story, no way, but I found it disgusting... and hilarious when I thought of it. I hope this is better than my last one! Any feedback, suggestions, comments are appreciated! Thank you for everything so far, everyone; this site is amazing.

I wasn' t feeling tee
well a while age and
SCI, Ijust stayed in bed
with my labtop, trying
relax and feel
better.
I' d already made myself a
bawl of sews: and it was just
on the little table by the side
of my bed, cooling off.
finally decided
have seme, feeling a
k little hungry and
at t thinking it weild make
me feel a little better.
As seen as I' d taken my first
spo: , I felt the urge to
sneeze. Oh (Ed, eh (Bed.
with my labtop directly
in frend of me sneezing
right there just wasn' t an
ebiten. I' d spew sewn all
Over it.
But I sneezed without thinking,
thankfully, grabbing my
bawl of semen in beth my
hands. The S[ ASSIGN went
flying away and I sneezed
hard.
Unfortunately, I' d sneezed
directly inte my bawl of
nice, het sewn. My snot
and sewn was
Heating on the surface, my
I sneeze juices mixing in with
the goodness.
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#23 - anon id: 2c1009e0
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i don't like your style. please stop posting if possible. thanks
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#35 to #23 - ispy
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#47 - jugglingtacos
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I hold in my sneezes... feels like my head explodes every time i sneeze
#52 - luxors
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And then everything became spaghetti
#28 - anon id: 82b98fdb
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dear lord...
are you not getting the message here?
POST SOMETHING FUNNY
i don't care if you can draw the monalisa! THIS IS FUNNYJUNK NOT DEVIANTART NOT TUMBLER GET IT?
and since almost everyone is going gaga over your art "skills" let me give you a critique
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1. i see you replying to people in your profile of how flattering it is people are imitating your style.
relying on your tablets pen pressure and paint tool sai's brush stroke is not a STYLE....
remove paint tool sai and the pen tablet and you'll be just another stick figure artist with no style.
2. since you don't like making your characters talk and rely on narration. improve your narrating skills you're boring as hell.
a. you use too much detail. it's like when you're telling your friend a funny joke or experience and you end up getting lost in the detail that your friend get's the point half way through the comic and just wishes that you shut up already and when you notice that you just end it like BAM the end and the joke or point of the conversation has been lost forever...
3. if you're going to make a joke your not sure if it's funny or not or if you don't know if what your saying is right don't forget to research.... GOOGLE. your cooking comic... that situations you drew and narrated is not hilarious at all and saying i'm sorry i don't smoke weed just... doesn't work... i read this kh comic once. sora was eating something and he choked riku did the Heimlich manouver to save him and kairi caught them and took picture and riku shouted something like: " i'm not giving him a blow job!" getting the punchline wrong is just... hnnngggg!
you could have improved it by making it look like a father son conversation in the end and then the son goes "but weed can't make you trip" then the dad goes " i know but you see-hey wait a minute how would you know?!" and the son goes "i uh... *pokerface*...
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next time you post something on FUNNYJUNK MAKE IT FUNNY.
i'll be watching you.
User avatar #30 to #28 - renjilonefox
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Next time you post something on FunnyJunk MAKE AN ACCOUNT.
then someone might give a ****.
User avatar #29 to #28 - zergswarm
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I found this funny, your point is invalid.
User avatar #38 to #28 - paulpaulpaul
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Whoa whoa Whoa.
No one is going to read that whiney novel.
User avatar #56 to #28 - exoh
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I personally find her stuff funny, and while i like her drawing skills not everything on this site has to make everyone literally laugh until their ass falls off. i accept anything even just mildly entertaining to me, if i smile fantastic it was funny, if i chuckle even better! if i laugh then holy jesus nips i favorite it! her stuff i like, the drawings are interesting but i like it more for the stories themselves. they are entertaining and fun which is why theres 500+ thumbs. if you dont like them then move on to another bit of content. theres tons of it here
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#41 to #28 - riffz
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User avatar #59 - Theyneverknow
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No offense, I like your drawing style and you put a lot of effort into these
But they're not bloody funny
Seriously? My cat does cat things and I sneezed in my soup once?
#66 to #59 - evilcookie
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Its funny to me >:I  
  
Jesus christ, what people dont seem to understand with popular things is that they make SOME people happy, in some cases that means THE MAJORITY, and when you arent THE MAJORITY you are THE MINORITY or in other words, not the main people the artist/performer/etc. are pleasing.  
  
Apperantly 400+ people think she's funny, and isnt that enough to keep posting?  
  
400 people are a **** load. (if im correct, might be a **** ton, im not sure about that)
Its funny to me >:I

Jesus christ, what people dont seem to understand with popular things is that they make SOME people happy, in some cases that means THE MAJORITY, and when you arent THE MAJORITY you are THE MINORITY or in other words, not the main people the artist/performer/etc. are pleasing.

Apperantly 400+ people think she's funny, and isnt that enough to keep posting?

400 people are a **** load. (if im correct, might be a **** ton, im not sure about that)
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User avatar #61 to #60 - Theyneverknow
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Like I said I mean no offense to you but theres a reason most people dont post non-stop
If we had ideas for you we'd use them, and most of them get on the front page
#33 - metronomee
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One time I sneezed while I had chicken soup in my mouth and a noodle came out my nose.
#4 - thedestroyerbob
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User avatar #1 - asbjornthegreat
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Sooo... Did you finish it?
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