If God Were Up For Reelection. Ripped this straight from College Humor. Thought it was hilarious, so don't hate.. Do you support someone who created: i e tel In
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If God Were Up For Reelection

Ripped this straight from College Humor. Thought it was hilarious, so don't hate.

Do you support someone who created:
i e tel Institution?
Why not frost both sides?
They' re not called '
Small Business Customer, Loves Puppies
your Faith In Burt Dunn ..
put For Almighty Lora
No Job is sate around this guy!"
Probable Burt Supporter
Support Burt Dilworth
He' ll Let You Eat All of the Apples You Want!
And God blessed the seventh day and declared it holy,
because it was the day when he rested from all his work
creation." (Genesis)
Burt Dilworth wouldn' t have rested that day!
He would have created lower taxes and dinosaurs made
pizza. (Super Nintendo)
WAR? m
are my by Who Think God are a Stnd you Designing Us and my men‘: He
Make Dragons? Dragons Are Great. Burt Wishes He was a Dragon.
Question: Why aren' t there any
photographs of God?
Burt Dilworth has over no pictures readily available on Gouge.
Except those ones uploaded by his , those are Photoshopped
lakes. I mean, new could a human being tit that many Slim Jims into his
butthole all at once? Not even physically possible.
Did you know churches and other places of worship are considered
Houses cl God"? How can He artard hundreds oi thousands or homes
while the rest us struggle to pay the mortgage on one?
He only has one house and already defaulted on
his mortgage but has squatter' s rights so lay off.
Did you know...
en supposed to write
1131115‘; , re supposed to write ‘F
Burt Dilworth doesn' t care how you spell his name.
Do whatever you feel like. That' s freedom. Go ahead
and add extra vowels even. Go buckwild.
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Submitted: 10/13/2011
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#2 - iambansky (10/13/2011) [-]
Hated that episode of Buffy
#4 - cookiedude ONLINE (10/13/2011) [-]
#1 - jorwang (10/13/2011) [-]
**jorwang rolled a random image** Made me lol, thumb!

Also, collgehumor is the ****
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