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A True Story

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EDIT: thanks for the responses guys! here's the next:<br />
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Hello Funnyjunk. I would like to share a story about something that happened today
in school So I was really high sitting in my AP Statistics class when, out of nowhere,
I hear a group of girls talking about something familiar: "oug. My boyfriend said
something about ‘Blue Waffle' too! What is it?!" I could not pass up on the golden
opportunity that had been so perfectly placed in front of me. I turned to the group
of sammich making damsels and said: "Go ask Mrs. {Teacher' s Name} to type it into
Google and press Tm Feeling Lucky.” The girls suspected nothing. They looked at
each other, shrugged, and then started to walk towards the teacher' s desk. I then
inconspicuously put my head down on my desk and waited for this thing of wonder to
unfold. About 20 seconds passed before half a dozen screams rang out through the
classroom. I smiled to myself menacingly as I knew my plan had worked. The five girls
all received an office referral and a call home. As the class ended, I walked out with a
sense of accomplishment that I had never felt the likes of before.
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Submitted: 03/16/2010
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#25 - mr skeltal (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
I still haven't searched it. I'm too scared.
#28 to #26 - mr skeltal (03/17/2010) [-]
no, go on to 4chan for a month or two and you fap to blue waffle.
User avatar #34 - necro (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
one of my teachers watches porn when no one is looking
(or so he thinks)
User avatar #35 to #34 - Cato Sicarius (03/17/2010) [-]
One of my teachers was caught watching porn by another teacher.
User avatar #46 - PatriickStar (03/17/2010) [-]
i can see you do pretty well with the ladies...
#23 - mr skeltal (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
And this may be one reason girls dont like you and you'll never get any pussy.
User avatar #18 - iambluewaffle (03/17/2010) [-]
c'mon, im not that bad....
#90 - HieiRyuujin **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
I believe you sir...have just won the game.
User avatar #66 - hosa (03/17/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I DID NOT GIGGLE
I LUAGHED MY ASS OFF!!!!!
DUDE UR AN EPIC WIN
UR DA MAN
+5
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#33 - mr skeltal (03/17/2010) [-]
to everyone who doesn't know or is too scared, blue waffle is on a small site called bluewaffle . net. it just shows a very hairy vagina(and the somewhat hairy butthole below) that's been spread so you can see all the lips, and it appears to be covered in jizz and something i can only guess to be "smurf jizz"
User avatar #85 - xMYxBULLETSx (03/17/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you my good sir.. deserve 9005 INTERWEBS!!... the extra 5 is for not getting in trouble XD
User avatar #69 - IsaacH (03/17/2010) [-]
Give this man a medal......NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #68 - radride (03/17/2010) [-]
epic win
#52 - mr skeltal (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
wat is blue waffle?
#55 to #52 - mr skeltal (03/17/2010) [-]
google it, I'm feeling lucky
User avatar #36 - DarrenS (03/17/2010) [+] (6 replies)
XD my friend you are now at the same greatness of chuck norris
User avatar #42 to #40 - Mustafa (03/17/2010) [-]
lmao
#3 - mr skeltal (03/17/2010) [+] (3 replies)
fake and gay.
I tried to do it to a friend in school, the site was blocked.
User avatar #4 to #3 - PokemonGirl (03/17/2010) [-]
Individual schools block sites. Just because yours had it blocked doesn't mean theirs did.
#74 - AjanKewl (03/17/2010) [-]
dude i single handedly spread the blue waffle phenomenon around my schoool we even use it as a verb now ((i blue waffled tht bitch)) .. ive saved it as backgrounds on school computers like its becoming a huuuge act of vandalism thts awesome
User avatar #59 - dragunsfire (03/17/2010) [-]
that is ******* epic, i applaud u sir
+3
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#87 - mr skeltal (03/17/2010) [-]
AHAHAHA XD you ar now my fvrouite funny jun user.
User avatar #80 - SetoKaiba (03/17/2010) [-]
I guess all the cool kids are getting high. I better start toking up to keep up.
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