Rule #1, We don't talk about rule 34.
Rule #2, We don't Ever, talk about rule 34.
Rule #3, If it's your first night at fight club, you fight.

wrong....

rule 1: don't talk about /b/
rule 2: DON'T talk about /b/

rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it. no exeptions.

You're an idiot. You really think those are the rules?
Ever notice that everyone always talks about rule 34?
Now, go to your room and think about what you've done!
*roundhouse kicks*