Howd you get yours?. and thats all folks. a true story toy : Just a C) usual day, me herpa derpin on funnyjunk Bear when i was 16 vests old When suddenly I have my Life is adverage
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Howd you get yours?

and thats all folks

a true story toy :
Just a
C) usual day,
me herpa
derpin on
funnyjunk
Bear when i was 16 vests old
When
suddenly I
have this
intense
urge to fap
so i, was like
scrolling
through ****
and pass by
When one of
those
pictures of a
man penis
had my man
weapon on
hand
each photo
And BAM my
Of cource. dad bursts
like a good through my
warrior i, door.
He takes a
look at me
and then he
looks at my
screen.
and he' s
says to
follow him
room.
At this time i,
was thinking
about how i,
can talk my
way out of
this situation
without making
it look like i,
was covering
something up
away from my
pine tree.
And then i,
realized So i, take a
that i, ' Q look around
been © me
walking for
atleast 5 -
minutes
I see that and my dad
me and my was like
dad is "Son, what
outside, in I an i, about
my back yard ‘to show you
10 yards will change
your view on
sexuality
forever."
It was also
then that i,
saw that my
dad thinks
a homosexual
which
So my dad asks
me to help dig
6? where he was
digging
we had no
4 shovels)
but the dirt
was
surprisingly
Loose, as if
someone had
dug up this
hole first.
And as i, was
digging i
felt my
fingers hit
a hard flat
object.
at first i
thought
this was a
breif case
of some
sort
but it turns out to be
an old IBM laptop.
I was damn
curious what
my dad had to
show me
So i, popped
open the
laptop and
out
fluttered a
piece of
white paper.
and on that
paper was
passwords of
all the porn
sites you can
think of
You wouldn' t
believe me
when my dad
told me to
run on in
and 'have
fun'
and thats how
i got my
first laptop.
l" iti
my face when you thumb
...
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#1 - keeganfourthetwo (10/11/2011) [-]
if true story then you are my hero...if not then youre just another disappointment :(
#24 - bauzer (10/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**bauzer rolled a random image**
all gay links?
#27 - xxquazar (10/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#2 - darthbowties (10/11/2011) [-]
**darthbowties rolled a random image** my reaction to your dads awesomenss
+8
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#6 - anonymous (10/12/2011) [+] (7 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image** I will make account if ponies :D
#11 to #6 - ulquiorra (10/12/2011) [-]
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User avatar #38 - ColeTheUber (10/12/2011) [-]
And then you realize your dad is a closet homosexual and they're all gay porn sites.
#36 - exucorporations (10/12/2011) [-]
Seriously?
User avatar #29 - renjilonefox (10/12/2011) [-]
so... your dad thinks you're gay and gives you passwords to porn sites....

and this raises no concern... why?
#34 - likeoneninja ONLINE (10/12/2011) [-]
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#22 - ryjed (10/12/2011) [-]
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User avatar #9 - franktonfire (10/12/2011) [-]
Weird.....I'm looking at this on my IBM ThinkPad!
User avatar #32 - ritchieeeeeeeee (10/12/2011) [-]
**ritchieeeeeeeee rolls 30** dubs and this happened
#25 - fellfox ONLINE (10/12/2011) [+] (1 reply)
**fellfox rolled a random image** mfw
#23 - anonymous (10/12/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image**
*roll 3*
User avatar #16 - Kayberz (10/12/2011) [-]
back a few years ago when meatspin was new i went to it and i didnt delete my history cuz i didnt realy think of it as porn at the time, so anyway one day my dad just randomly mentions something about me being gay and he said he saw the web history and he started singing you spin me right round by dead or alive and i tried to explain to him it was a prank site but he didnt believe me, so ya my dad thought i was fapping to meatspin
#14 - anonymous (10/12/2011) [-]
did i not say that i was not homosexual in the comic?
ohmygodwhathaveidone.jpeg
#8 - anonymous (10/12/2011) [-]
Thought for sure he was gonna dig a hole and kill his homosexual son.
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