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#66
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markowuzhere (10/10/2011) [-] 
What's the difference between jesus and a painting?
It only takes one nail to hang the painting
It only takes one nail to hang the painting
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glittertits (10/10/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus's nails were actually in his wrist, between the bones.
That way, every time he had to breathe he had to pull himself up, ripping his holes in the process.
Quickly losing to the pain of tearing his wounds for breathing, he eventually couldn't muster the strength to breathe, and died from oxygen deprivation
That way, every time he had to breathe he had to pull himself up, ripping his holes in the process.
Quickly losing to the pain of tearing his wounds for breathing, he eventually couldn't muster the strength to breathe, and died from oxygen deprivation
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dehymenator (10/10/2011) [-] Jesus, you are smarter than that. Put your damn gloves on and quit bitchin.
#51
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berryblossomreborn (10/10/2011) [-] Jesus was nailed in his wrists, not his palms. But I laughed anyways so thumb for oyu!
