the duke get's you laid. . TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTFUL" POST RESULTS Cl Anonymous () 13: 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg) Me: Hey beautiful Her: Wow, thanks. That was duke nukem nosta
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the duke get's you laid

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTFUL"
POST RESULTS
Cl Anonymous () 13:
352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite new it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum-
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: Ne got balls of steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he saw this.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think yeu' re kind excute so if yeu' re not doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just don' t tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail to the king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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Submitted: 10/09/2011
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#1 - eBaymadmax (10/09/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If only this is how it worked in real life
If only this is how it worked in real life
#2 to #1 - slimerguy (10/09/2011) [-]
it does not it's because of  
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it does not it's because of
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#6 - anonexplains (10/09/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image**

>make an olllllllllllllld repost about some dumb ******** that was never funny
>12yo kids vote for it because they think it would totally work if they could even talk to a girl


<MFW i see it yet again
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#3 - diablojoe Comment deleted by slimerguy [+] (2 replies)
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