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Koala and the Lizard
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#114 -
BrandyW (03/17/2010) [-]
how do u do that ''roll'' thing that gives u numbers? just wondering!!
#109 -
anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
dumb ass americans Koala's don't live in rainforests you stupid fucks
thats so fukin mad man lolllll i saw this massive blue tounge lizard 2day actually but as soon as i grabbed a stick 2 poke it it ran off...these fukin animals are getting faster and smarter lol
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha h
**muchostacos rolls 115,714,657**
was the marijuana even necessary?
was the marijuana even necessary?
#102 to #101 -
anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
1. The lizard would have no reason to talk to the koala without the weed
2. The lizard would not get thirsty have no reason to drink water without the weed
3. The liard wouldn't have fell in the water without the weed
4. The koala wouldn't have thought the crocodile was the lizard without the weed
2. The lizard would not get thirsty have no reason to drink water without the weed
3. The liard wouldn't have fell in the water without the weed
4. The koala wouldn't have thought the crocodile was the lizard without the weed
**muchostacos rolls 816,929,128**
Rebuttal:
1.A lizard has no reason to talk to anything except, perhaps, another lizard.
2. You have to smoke weed to get thirsty?
C.You're telling me you never just fell down or tripped w/o being high?
%: This, the punchline, still works w/o the weed.
Rebuttal:
1.A lizard has no reason to talk to anything except, perhaps, another lizard.
2. You have to smoke weed to get thirsty?
C.You're telling me you never just fell down or tripped w/o being high?
%: This, the punchline, still works w/o the weed.
A Koala bear walks into a bar orders a sandwich.
The Koala eats the sandwich, gets up, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, and walks out of the bar.
The bartender shouts, "Hey, who do you think you are, you ate my sandwich and shot my piano player, and where are you going!?"
The Koala says, "I'm a Koala. Look it up."
The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and looks up Koala:
The dictionary said "a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves."
The Koala eats the sandwich, gets up, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, and walks out of the bar.
The bartender shouts, "Hey, who do you think you are, you ate my sandwich and shot my piano player, and where are you going!?"
The Koala says, "I'm a Koala. Look it up."
The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and looks up Koala:
The dictionary said "a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves."



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