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User avatar #115 - chuckdaking (03/22/2010) [-]
this is a cool story bro
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#114 - BrandyW (03/17/2010) [-]
how do u do that ''roll'' thing that gives u numbers? just wondering!!
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User avatar #116 to #114 - lulz (07/12/2010) [-]
*roll #*
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#109 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
dumb ass americans Koala's don't live in rainforests you stupid fucks
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User avatar #113 to #109 - TommyPickles (03/17/2010) [-]
who the fuck cares?!
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User avatar #107 - molonlave (03/17/2010) [-]
thats so fukin mad man lolllll i saw this massive blue tounge lizard 2day actually but as soon as i grabbed a stick 2 poke it it ran off...these fukin animals are getting faster and smarter lol
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User avatar #104 - TheDutchMeister (03/17/2010) [-]
u spelled koala wrong
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User avatar #100 - Ruskiman (03/17/2010) [-]
who dos'nt love a stoned koala theys is hilarious
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#99 - hzlturtl (03/17/2010) [-]
I gotta a pet bearded dragon like the lizard in the story.
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#105 to #99 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
its not a bearded dragon, thats a skink
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#106 to #105 - hzlturtl (03/17/2010) [-]
My mistake. you gotta admit it does look a bit like a baby beardy.
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#98 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
LAWL
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User avatar #96 - felixthemaster (03/17/2010) [-]
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahahahahahahahahaahahahaha h
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User avatar #93 - muchostacos (03/17/2010) [-]
**muchostacos rolls 115,714,657**
was the marijuana even necessary?
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User avatar #97 to #93 - TheAndroid (03/17/2010) [-]
Marijuana is ALWAYS necessary....
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User avatar #101 to #97 - muchostacos (03/17/2010) [-]
**muchostacos rolls 819,793,121**
I'm not knockin' the gratuitous marijuana use. I'm just saying that it would've been the same story-punchline w/o the weed.
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#102 to #101 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
1. The lizard would have no reason to talk to the koala without the weed
2. The lizard would not get thirsty have no reason to drink water without the weed
3. The liard wouldn't have fell in the water without the weed
4. The koala wouldn't have thought the crocodile was the lizard without the weed
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User avatar #112 to #102 - muchostacos (03/17/2010) [-]
**muchostacos rolls 816,929,128**
Rebuttal:
1.A lizard has no reason to talk to anything except, perhaps, another lizard.
2. You have to smoke weed to get thirsty?
C.You're telling me you never just fell down or tripped w/o being high?
%: This, the punchline, still works w/o the weed.

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User avatar #108 to #102 - molonlave (03/17/2010) [-]
very valid point u make dear sir
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#92 - killerbrid **User deleted account** (03/17/2010) [-]
lol but it is old
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#91 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
koalas dont live in rain forests.
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User avatar #90 - MandolinHero (03/17/2010) [-]
lizard got sum cottonmouth-aha
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User avatar #86 - skittlezzyfz (03/17/2010) [-]
**skittlezzyfz rolls 5,723,614**
now this is pure funny shit
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User avatar #83 - CaptainPicard (03/17/2010) [-]
i loled
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#76 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
repost
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User avatar #78 to #76 - felixthemaster (03/17/2010) [-]
-_-
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#89 to #78 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
trolling much
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User avatar #95 to #89 - felixthemaster (03/17/2010) [-]
me? you do
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User avatar #75 - felixthemaster (03/17/2010) [-]
A Koala bear walks into a bar orders a sandwich.
The Koala eats the sandwich, gets up, pulls a pistol out of his pouch, shoots the piano player, and walks out of the bar.
The bartender shouts, "Hey, who do you think you are, you ate my sandwich and shot my piano player, and where are you going!?"
The Koala says, "I'm a Koala. Look it up."
The frustrated bartender pulls out a dictionary from behind the bar and looks up Koala:
The dictionary said "a marsupial that eats shoots and leaves."
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User avatar #87 to #75 - Moshmim (03/17/2010) [-]
that's from that grammar book 'eats, shoots & leaves', huh?
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User avatar #88 to #87 - felixthemaster (03/17/2010) [-]
hmm?
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#84 to #75 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
It's a KOALA not Koala bear fuckin retard american
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User avatar #110 to #84 - jaquewells (03/17/2010) [-]
Actually Koala Bear is there full term.
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User avatar #111 to #110 - jaquewells (03/17/2010) [-]
And im Australian.
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User avatar #85 to #84 - felixthemaster (03/17/2010) [-]
i'm british
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User avatar #77 to #75 - PedoBearGrylls (03/17/2010) [-]
**PedoBearGrylls rolls 725,518,467** lolol
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User avatar #82 to #77 - felixthemaster (03/17/2010) [-]
=D
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User avatar #73 - localafrican (03/17/2010) [-]
lol that was funny
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User avatar #79 to #73 - felixthemaster (03/17/2010) [-]
yea
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#71 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
maybe the koala was just hallucinating the crocodile..
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#70 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]
He drank from a billaBONG.
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