Mission Impossible Cat

#178 - Laddie ONLINE (06/10/2010) [-]

Watch this while listening to this.

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#179 to #178 - Laddie ONLINE (06/10/2010) [-]

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#169 - MooshW (03/17/2010) [-]

Niiiiiiiice.

#168 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]

LOL should've called it Ezio cat . looks alot like a building i remember in assassins creed 2, i think it's the one with the flying thing on top

#167 - DevonDonaldson (03/17/2010) [-]

Cats - 1
Gravity - 0

#166 - Judgeloony (03/17/2010) [-]

**Judgeloony rolls 0,437**
1. if this has triple 9, I will rape my dog
2. if this doesn't roll, someone tell me how the fuck to do it

#172 to #166 - BitchSlapper (03/17/2010) [-]

ok first of all what you'll need for this:
1) Big juicy Steak Pref 20oz
2) Lube
3) treats
4) Peanut butter (Smooth)
5) Hammer

#173 to #172 - BitchSlapper (03/17/2010) [-]

Right What you want to do is rub your dogs tummy get the dog excited. once the dog is excited talk to it like a baby but tell the dog your going to fuck it so it wont be as much as a shock. Now spread the peanut butter on your ass hole for starters an let the dog lick it off. after its been licked off try putting it on your penis. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE HAMMER READY!!! incase the dog decides to bite.

#174 to #173 - BitchSlapper (03/17/2010) [-]

After the foreplay session you can now give the dog some treats. As your dog is eating away slip it up the pooper and do it "Doggy Style" so to speak. After you've finished the dog will either be really pissed or exhausted Now is the time for the steak if its pissed it will forget what you just did if not it will let you do it again as it will think they will get a nice big steak at the end. I hope this helps have mercy on your soul an your dogs A Hole.

#165 - skittlezzyfz (03/17/2010) [-]

**skittlezzyfz rolls 556,677,339**
no - that is a PARKOUR CAT

#164 - ReaLCooLGuY (03/17/2010) [-]

Sweet shimmy cat

#170 to #164 - The Impatient (03/17/2010) [-]

Wanna shimmy shimmy shimmy to the break of dawn, yeah!

#161 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]

lol im playing the song in my heAD while listening to it

#160 - windotwall ONLINE (03/17/2010) [-]

chuck norris cat has no limitations!!!22@!!!

#159 - AdmiralAckbar (03/17/2010) [-]

Epic Nigger Cat is epic.

#158 - Bacula (03/17/2010) [-]

Ye, for the cat is great.

#157 - StarScream (03/17/2010) [-]

HOLY SHIT keyboard cat did it again =)

#156 - seglova (03/17/2010) [-]

DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN

#155 - cystemic (03/17/2010) [-]

i thought it was more assassin's creed cat

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/273482/birth+of+justin/

#154 - mauiskater (03/17/2010) [-]

#153 - anonemous (03/17/2010) [-]

agile cat is agile *mission impossible theme plays in head*

#150 - DillyBar (03/17/2010) [-]

nigger cat can climb!

#149 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]

false and homosexual.

#171 to #149 - The Impatient (03/17/2010) [-]

Real and heterosexual

#151 to #149 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]

fake =/= false

#148 - richardw (03/16/2010) [-]

what a brave pussy haha ironic