Jehovas Witness

I thought Mormons rode the bikes

this is what you do. me and my friend did this last july
one day when i was chilling out at my friends house, i got and idea on how to fuck with the Jehovahs minds. a couple days lator i wake up at about 10 ish, i got a call from my friend saying that the Jehovahs are in the area, an hating them more abnormally much, i hatch a plan to fuck with them royally. I go out to see them walking down the street. shit. i call up my friend colton (who eerily resembles jesus) and tell him to get over here quick. so he gets over to my house with minutes left till they walk up and say those words we all know and love. i tell him to put on the white robe, brown sandals, let his hair down and go play some Halo. couple minutes later they show up at the door. i go to open it and the knock again. im getting a little annoyed, i got open the door they fucking knock again. i politely ask," can i help you"?. they say, "yes, young sinner, (did they just ficking call me a sinner?) have you found jesus yet?" I say, " well yea actually, lemme get him for ya, " so i holler, "HEY JESUS!" he yells back, "YEA?" "there's a couple guys here to see you!" he says, "k, i'll be there in a sec!". He gets up and walks over, and the looks on they're faces...oh my god. perfect! they stand there for a minute in shock, then one of them gets real pissed off and says " IS THIS A FUCKING JOKE!?" we start pissing ourselves laughing so hard. they get even more pissed off and storm off. surprisingly true story. i didnt think we could pull it off.

haha, my grandma is a jehovas witness and it is so annoying

I biked past some Mormons the other day, neither of us said a word to each other, probably because I was wearing my "Fuck bitches get money" shirt.

Lol ima jehovahs witness and we dont ride bikes :3

I'm a mormon...we ride the bikes.

The trollface POPED up you say?

That happened to me once. They were getting close, so I left my friend who was filling his car up at the pump and walked away. I'm about 30 yards away and he shouts after me, "IT'S COOL, THEY'RE JUST VERISON GUYS!"

Whenever jahovies come to my door and knock i get my specially prepared torn shirt with red colouring splattered on it, get the biggest knife i have and open the door shouting,
"WHY DO YOU DISTURB THE RITUAL!!!!!!!"
True story

My family members are Jehovah witnesses. Have you ever heard what they believe, because it's pretty odd. First of all you can't celebrate any holiday's, not even birthdays, because they have all been "demonized". You can't go to college because there will be no need for higher education in the next world, for a long time you weren't aloud to finish high school. The government is evil, so is any type of fantasy novel or movie. There is a lot more but I don't want to rant in the comments. Just thought FJ would think it's as retarded as I do.

just wanted to drop this in here: those are mormons. jehovah whitnesses are always women, and think bikes are dangerous

and did not go away you say, tha does soun like a troll

Jehovah witnesses dont ride the bikes
i would know my parents r Jehovah witnesses

lol at the description!

Oh god this happened to me once then my stupid sister gave them my phone number, and our address.The worst part they were going to come thank god I was able to get everyone out the house that day.

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