Zombie Game Time

If I'm doing this correctly, the 4th last number decides all my purples, 3rd all the blues, 2nd all the greens, and last all the reds...

Primary weapon - Spas 12
Primary Addon - Tracer Ammo
Handgun - Mac-11
Gun modifications - All Attatchments
Close Range - Hunting Spear
Survival Gear - Solar Powered GPS system
Clothing - Gangster
Start location - School
Transportation - Fortified Truck
Sidekick - Choose a sidekick (I choose Megan Fox)
The Twist - School is full of children, hot teachers want you to help them escape
Zombie boss - Zombie Hound pack

I also got dubs (00) so I get double ammunition

The last question asks "How will you survive?", therefore I believe we have to make our own fiction scenario.

Well...

I was staying in California when it happened. Chilling around in my hotel room, thumbing up funny content on FunnyJunk. Suddenly, in the newest uploads section, a large amount of the posts contained miscellaneous information on an outbreak of Zombies. Now, by this time, I was fucking alert, like a ninja. I know how all those people die in those zombie movies, they just don't think its real. Well anyways, I was ready. I ran to the nearest Wal-Mart, and bought the finest shotgun, a new Spas-12 with Tracer ammo. As i was leaving, I met a guy who said he had connections in the black market, and would sell me a Mac-11 and a whole crap load of attachments, including Dual Pistols, and an infinite supply of ammo for a cheap price. Of course I said Hell Yeah, who wouldn't? Anyways, as I was rushing towards Hollywood (those houses are fucking huge and nice, perfect for defense against a zombie invasion) when I saw Megan Fox running towards me. Now she was perfect, her tits were bouncing at just the perfect speed. I noticed what was behind her, a SHIT TON of zombies. I whipped out my Hunting Spear, and threw it like a javelin, hitting all the zombies, at the SAME FUCKING TIME. I was all like AWWWW YEAAAA BITCH. Afterwards, Megan Fox thanked me and begged me for me to take her along. Of course I said yeah. She even knew how to fire a fucking gun, and along with my infinite ammo, we were unstoppable. We soon found a school, with a bunch of hot teachers yelling at me. I was like "BITCH I DONT NEED NO EXTRA BAGGAGE", so I left her and her screaming children behind. We found a fortified truck, and drove to Megan Fox's top secret base where she holds all this awesome shit in there, like more ammo. Anyways, in the end the base was so heavily defended that the Zombie Hound pack didn't even stand a fucking chance against our infinite ammo dual pistol, Spas

Anyways, in the end the base was so heavily defended that the Zombie Hound pack didn't even stand a fucking chance against our infinite ammo dual pistol, Spas-12 awesomeness. Afterwards, me and Megan Fox recreated the whole human race.

AWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAA

Yeah, I was bored.

spas, dragon breath, unlimited ammo
watergun at a water park

there is no way that could possibly end bad.

trippin balls like a boss!

oh shit i also got fpsrussia

**wallpaper rolls 540**

Armed with a an automatic rocket launcher sentry, 8x C4, bayonet att., ...a rake? Dog, custom Deagle w/ flashlight att., dressed casual w/ classy shoes, I'm waiting for a Tank to rape me in the white house. FML

dude, im totally taking you as my choice of ally from people so far

Well, why not? We're already in the same building.

exactly. and we both have desert eagles. it will be just like a bad movie!

...x-bows are already silenced weapons...