Connotation/Denotation. i wonder what she'll say tomorrow<br /> EDIT: wow what a bitch, she didnt even ask me for it<br /> she just told me to be mo
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i wonder what she'll say tomorrow<br />
EDIT: wow what a bitch, she didnt even ask me for it<br />
she just told me to be more mature<br />
(guess she really was just pms'ing lol)

OK, so in my third period when my teacher starts reviewing
with us some **** about destitution( what a word actually means)
and ( what you think when yeu hear a word). She was
saying a bunch m words and we had to say back words with
similar meanings ..... ..heres how it went:
hungry delicious
work money
school salary "
engineer
MAN
then some girls says "animal" and my teacher laughs as if she
just saw the transit bus tight video on
then some other girl says "hormones" and my teacher laughs
even harder...
WOMAN
instantly i said
kitchen!
thats when my teachers tampon exploded. i was ready go get the
janitor at how hard she pms' d.
l'? KITCHEN'?!'?!.'? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU EVER
SAY SUCH A THING? THATS SEXIST! I FEEL LIKE GIVING YOU A
DETENTION OR SENDING YOU TO THE OFFICE FOR
then she noticed that all the guys in the classroom were
laughing, she literally said "SHUT "
anyways, after another like five minutes of bitching she finally
calmed down and told me that i had to write a paragraph about
thinking about writing it on how its sexist when girls make sexist
remarks ("animal" and "hormones") and the teacher laughs and the
guys dent give a **** .... whice the teacher goes crazy when i say
kitchen" and punishes Melany ideas?
...
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#1 - Hutchie (03/15/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Submit this paper to your teacher's superior (i.e. the principal) in the form of a formal complaint against her, and tell of how offended you are by her sheer feminist agenda.
User avatar #153 - patriotpride (03/16/2010) [-]
Dear Teacher,

I don't know how you had enough BALLS to give me an essay about sexism, when you laughed YOUR TITS OFF at the, "Man! - 'Animal!' 'Hormones!'". Either you need to stop being a WHORE and start ACTUALLY TEACHING, or GET BACK IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN AND MAKE ME MY ******* SAMMICH, BITCH!

With love,
Little Johnny.
User avatar #235 - ProSyndicate (03/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
All I would write is:
So, its sexist for a man to make a funny remark of a female, but it is not sexist for a female to make a funny remark of a man? Isn't that considered sexist? I rest my case. Bitch.
User avatar #435 - Kslate (03/16/2010) [-]
i ended my high school career with an essay exactly like the one you are about to write. just my essay was titled "Why Men are Superior to Women"... Best essay ever!.. Now watch all the bitches thumb me down..
#261 - AIAIAI (03/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
here ya go:
Sexism is still very rampant in America these days. In my English class, such a scene of abhorrent sexism recently occurred. When the teacher asked the class to say the first word that came to mind when they heard the word "man", the girls responded with "animal," and "hormones," and other offensive responces, which were greeted with a positive responce by our teacher. However, when I said that the first word that came to mind when I heard "woman" was "kitchen," my teacher assaulted me verbally and punished me, while not even considerring the blatant sexism that just occured beforehand. This event exemplifies how rampant sexism is toward men, who have supported and fought for women and their rights for centuries.
User avatar #634 - spacenigger (03/16/2010) [-]
write a recipe of your favorite sammich
User avatar #269 - Acrylic (03/16/2010) [-]
hand her a sandwhich and say 'Sexism at its finest'
User avatar #239 - pinesol (03/16/2010) [-]
**pinesol rolls 728,271,335** its the same way with reverse discrimination.
#52 - Faeldrake (03/16/2010) [+] (9 replies)
My good sir, you are my hero. Please post reaction. That is all.
User avatar #521 - luidias (03/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
do it, post reaction.

make the paragraph sound honest. maybe even do some research. make her BELIEVE what she's reading and make her REALIZE she's a hypocrite.

HOWEVER. You can't seem like you're writing it in rage. you have to sound calm, and NEVER directly adress her.

go get 'em, tiger.
User avatar #223 - kartracer (03/16/2010) [-]
I will gladly write it for you. I am proud of you, only a true FJ user would have the balls to say something like that around a bunch of women. Kudos bud.
#220 - AnonymousB (03/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE:

Sexism is an interesting topic. It's most commonly used in a joking manner, and is a popular occurrence in teenage conversation. Strangely enough, the people most offended by sexism are often those who are in fact sexist. For example, a man might say to a woman: "Go make me a sandwich." Now most normal women would just laugh off such a comment. However, some women (mainly lesbians or women's rights activists) find sexism very offensive. "But how does this make the woman sexist?" you might ask. She's sexist due to her denial of traditional female roles. All normal females enjoy working in the kitchen; this is a fact of science. To cry out at such a comment shows not only ignorance but outright hatred.
User avatar #274 - Disastrous (03/16/2010) [-]
draw a sammich a say, 'Now make me the real one before a report you for double standerizing' (im not even sure standerizing is a word but whatever)
User avatar #567 - Swenz (03/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
If you have balls read this and execute:
1.Don't write that **** , your too lazy anyways.
2.She'll most likely tell you to go to the principle's office. Do it.
3.Explain to the principle the reason your there and be sure to state that other females in your class made sexist remarks, do not be afraid to quote them and give there names.
4.Have your fellow males back you up on the quotes.
5.Your teacher gets in trouble and if they don't fire the bitch file a lawsuit.
6.Win that lawsuit.
7.Profit!!!
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User avatar #356 - RMD (03/16/2010) [-]
I demand for you to show us what happens tomorrow :D
User avatar #288 - asa (03/16/2010) [-]
Try this:

Sexism, in some respects, could be taken as one of the most common vectors for argumentum ad hominem in our culture. The word has been bastardized to the extent that it is misused on a regular basis, but the actual definition is the application of stereotypes to either sex or belief that either sex is inferior to the other in any way. To say that men are animals is sexism, as is pronouncing a relation between women and kitchens. Incidentally, as a teacher, you are held to a higher standard than us students; may I recommend that you write a 1 page speech to present to the class focusing on double standards.

Please note that I am copying the superintendent and the board as well as my parents and relatives.
User avatar #232 - sirbigballs (03/16/2010) [-]
tell her
in an equal opertunist world, not one man will say a woman deserves to be in one place or another, a man will study a woman and define the best working enviroment for her.... AKA the ************* kitchen bitch
its not sexist we just know where you belong
SAMMICH NOW!
User avatar #150 - Jakolantern (03/16/2010) [-]
post your report on here when you've done it so the grammar nazis can correct any mistakes
this has to be perfect
User avatar #37 - dutchman (03/16/2010) [-]
i totally agree with you dude, it's sexist of them to call all men "animals" but then they take offense when you say "kitchen". ****** bitches, they like to point fingers and laugh, until the fingers are pointed at them, then they call the sexist card.


please do tell us what happened, i'd like to read your paper too.
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