Connotation/Denotation. i wonder what she'll say tomorrow<br /> EDIT: wow what a bitch, she didnt even ask me for it<br /> she just told me to be mo
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i wonder what she'll say tomorrow<br />
EDIT: wow what a bitch, she didnt even ask me for it<br />
she just told me to be more mature<br />
(guess she really was just pms'ing lol)

OK, so in my third period when my teacher starts reviewing
with us some shit about destitution( what a word actually means)
and ( what you think when yeu hear a word). She was
saying a bunch m words and we had to say back words with
similar meanings ..... ..heres how it went:
hungry delicious
work money
school salary "
then some girls says "animal" and my teacher laughs as if she
just saw the transit bus tight video on
then some other girl says "hormones" and my teacher laughs
even harder...
instantly i said
thats when my teachers tampon exploded. i was ready go get the
janitor at how hard she pms' d.
then she noticed that all the guys in the classroom were
laughing, she literally said "SHUT "
anyways, after another like five minutes of bitching she finally
calmed down and told me that i had to write a paragraph about
thinking about writing it on how its sexist when girls make sexist
remarks ("animal" and "hormones") and the teacher laughs and the
guys dent give a shit.... whice the teacher goes crazy when i say
kitchen" and punishes Melany ideas?
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#1 - Hutchie (03/15/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Submit this paper to your teacher's superior (i.e. the principal) in the form of a formal complaint against her, and tell of how offended you are by her sheer feminist agenda.
User avatar #153 - patriotpride (03/16/2010) [-]
Dear Teacher,

I don't know how you had enough BALLS to give me an essay about sexism, when you laughed YOUR TITS OFF at the, "Man! - 'Animal!' 'Hormones!'". Either you need to stop being a WHORE and start ACTUALLY TEACHING, or GET BACK IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN AND MAKE ME MY FUCKING SAMMICH, BITCH!

With love,
Little Johnny.
User avatar #235 - ProSyndicate (03/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
All I would write is:
So, its sexist for a man to make a funny remark of a female, but it is not sexist for a female to make a funny remark of a man? Isn't that considered sexist? I rest my case. Bitch.
User avatar #435 - Kslate (03/16/2010) [-]
i ended my high school career with an essay exactly like the one you are about to write. just my essay was titled "Why Men are Superior to Women"... Best essay ever!.. Now watch all the bitches thumb me down..
#134 - anonymous (03/16/2010) [-]
Tell her a joke.
Q: A biker hits a woman, who's fault is it?

A: The biker. he shouldn't have been riding his bike in the kitchen.

#261 - AIAIAI (03/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
here ya go:
Sexism is still very rampant in America these days. In my English class, such a scene of abhorrent sexism recently occurred. When the teacher asked the class to say the first word that came to mind when they heard the word "man", the girls responded with "animal," and "hormones," and other offensive responces, which were greeted with a positive responce by our teacher. However, when I said that the first word that came to mind when I heard "woman" was "kitchen," my teacher assaulted me verbally and punished me, while not even considerring the blatant sexism that just occured beforehand. This event exemplifies how rampant sexism is toward men, who have supported and fought for women and their rights for centuries.
User avatar #634 - spacenigger (03/16/2010) [-]
write a recipe of your favorite sammich
User avatar #269 - Acrylic (03/16/2010) [-]
hand her a sandwhich and say 'Sexism at its finest'
User avatar #239 - pinesol (03/16/2010) [-]
**pinesol rolls 728,271,335** its the same way with reverse discrimination.
#52 - Faeldrake (03/16/2010) [+] (9 replies)
My good sir, you are my hero. Please post reaction. That is all.
User avatar #521 - luidias (03/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
do it, post reaction.

make the paragraph sound honest. maybe even do some research. make her BELIEVE what she's reading and make her REALIZE she's a hypocrite.

HOWEVER. You can't seem like you're writing it in rage. you have to sound calm, and NEVER directly adress her.

go get 'em, tiger.
#234 - anonymous (03/16/2010) [-]
o fucking do it i would tht stuff pisses me off
User avatar #223 - kartracer (03/16/2010) [-]
I will gladly write it for you. I am proud of you, only a true FJ user would have the balls to say something like that around a bunch of women. Kudos bud.
#220 - AnonymousB (03/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)

Sexism is an interesting topic. It's most commonly used in a joking manner, and is a popular occurrence in teenage conversation. Strangely enough, the people most offended by sexism are often those who are in fact sexist. For example, a man might say to a woman: "Go make me a sandwich." Now most normal women would just laugh off such a comment. However, some women (mainly lesbians or women's rights activists) find sexism very offensive. "But how does this make the woman sexist?" you might ask. She's sexist due to her denial of traditional female roles. All normal females enjoy working in the kitchen; this is a fact of science. To cry out at such a comment shows not only ignorance but outright hatred.
#353 - anonymous (03/16/2010) [-]
dude WRITE ABOUT EQUAL TREATMENT srsly animal is so much worse than kitchen urgh this makes me sooo mad, you destroy this teacher and post results. If i were you i'd involve some head teacher or something in this, whatever you do, dont cross the line and make sure you come out as the righteous one in everyone's eyes, you need to be confident, do it faggot and make this femonazi learn something! I beleieve in you, btw for bonus points post results and get on the top 10 again!!!
User avatar #274 - Disastrous (03/16/2010) [-]
draw a sammich a say, 'Now make me the real one before a report you for double standerizing' (im not even sure standerizing is a word but whatever)
#238 - anonymous (03/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Post it somewhere and post link when completed.
User avatar #232 - sirbigballs (03/16/2010) [-]
tell her
in an equal opertunist world, not one man will say a woman deserves to be in one place or another, a man will study a woman and define the best working enviroment for her.... AKA the motherfucking kitchen bitch
its not sexist we just know where you belong
#185 - anonymous (03/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Explain how sexism is a result of a protective instinct towards women, who being the child-bearing sex, are usually weaker. This meant that throughout history women were assigned the role of cooking and cleaning as men worked in the fields. Similar instinct is found in nature also. Associating "women" with "kitchen" comes from hundreds of years of tradition and instinct. Unfortunately the weaker nature of females also lead to abuse by the stronger males.
#176 - anonymous (03/16/2010) [-]
tell her to make a damn sammich
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