Who is this?. Help me find out who this is.<br /> I want them to be my soulmate.<br /> And i'm not 33, i just needed a good age to have a heart atta omegle awesome p
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Who is this?. Help me find out who this is.<br /> I want them to be my soulmate.<br /> And i'm not 33, i just needed a good age to have a heart atta

Help me find out who this is.<br />
I want them to be my soulmate.<br />
And i'm not 33, i just needed a good age to have a heart attack.<br />
Edit: Thanks for getting me into the top 500 content ratings!

You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi ,
Your hey ,
Stranger: ,
Your m or f'?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
Your m
Your age?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: u?
Youree
Stranger: thats not to old for me ,
Your you
Your ,
Stranger: mhmhm
Stranger: ,
Your wanna cyber?
Your ,
Stranger: sure
Your i' ll start
Stranger: ,)
Your you knock at my door
Your you' re soaking wet, it' s raining outside, and your car broke down
Stranger: mhmhm , my pussy is also soaked
Your i answer the door, ijust came out of the shower, only wearing a towel
Stranger: i take it off and stroke m dick
Your ohh yea h, that' s good.
Your l slowly take off your wet shirt
You: your tits are bleeding through
Stranger: my
Stranger: ,
Stranger: then i take u into m room and i throw u on the bed and say fuck _ fuck me in my ass
Your i push you twee, your ass facing me
Stranger: then u put it in me and i scream m name as loud as i can
Your oh yeah..- i start pushing in and out
Stranger: then you eat me out ,
Your suddenly, i feel something something tingly n my left « «
Stranger: what is it?
Your MY HEAR- «
Your CALL THE POL-
Your I THINK I' M HAVING A HEEL
Stranger: that dont matter i still fuck you real hard
Your HOLY YOU PHSYCO BL « _ Fir_
Stranger: wanna see a pic of my pussy?
Stranger:
Stranger: ism it nice'?
Your Yes, furryjunk is nice.
Stranger: No! you liar.
Stranger: its Awesome.
Yau have .
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #12 - EpicFacePalm
Reply +92 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
The chances of that being a woman are the same chances of getting mauled by a polar bear and a regular bear in the same day.
User avatar #125 to #12 - herotime
Reply -12 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
c-c-c-c-combo breaker
#136 to #12 - Scouter
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(03/16/2010) [-]
#154 to #12 - Beasta
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
So... There's a chance?
#134 to #12 - Panda Pimp **User deleted account**
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
No one ever cares about the Panda Bear :(
User avatar #135 to #134 - SweetSourKing
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
That makes me a Sad Panda D:
#137 to #12 - anon id: e7f357af
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(03/17/2010) [-]
you forgot the HHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRR. just sayin.
#149 to #12 - isabuea
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
with a little bad luck and the right zoo. that could happen
User avatar #156 to #12 - EpicFacePalm
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
Umm... how did I get +91? I didn't even think it was that funny when I posted it :P
User avatar #138 to #12 - patriotic canadian
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
we can help with that
User avatar #146 to #12 - MandolinHero
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT EpicFacePalm's POWER LEVEL!?!?
User avatar #148 to #146 - Nietvoordekat
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
It's... 1006.

WAIT! I GOT THE SCOUTER UPSIDE DOWN! IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
User avatar #123 to #12 - Son of a glitch
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
You're just saying I have a chance.
User avatar #122 to #12 - peternacano
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
pretty high if u were walkin into the cages at a zoo and poking the bears
User avatar #132 to #122 - stillanonymous
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
yeah.. you'd kinda be dead.. after the first maul.
User avatar #29 to #12 - PedoBearFTW
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
While eating a sammich.
User avatar #25 to #12 - IceBearJudgesYou
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
i can make 1/2 possible o.O
User avatar #26 - RevolverOcelot
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
i wonder how many dumbasses looked up the pick of "her" vagina
#27 to #26 - JSingh **User deleted account**
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User avatar #38 to #26 - grundo
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
Oh... Umm.... What kind of idiot would do that? Hehe... <_< >_>
User avatar #28 to #26 - beatdarude
Reply +24 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
*slowly backspaces google search of blue waffle*
User avatar #11 - BigSister
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
i laught so hard at this that this ju-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
User avatar #121 to #11 - NotAdmin
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
i just love it when funnyjunkers go on ome- HHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
User avatar #150 to #121 - DoctorDinosaur
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(03/17/2010) [-]
Dman these heart att-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
User avatar #5 - ohsillyme
Reply +12 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
lol i like how the heart attack suddenly stopped then he said "...FJ?"
User avatar #39 - BRUH
Reply +10 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
if u wanted her as a souldmate...y did u end tha convo?
User avatar #45 to #39 - HelloimthePedobear
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
Brother?
User avatar #126 to #45 - BRUH
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
OMG i never thought i see u again
User avatar #157 to #126 - HelloimthePedobear
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
dude what happened to you?
User avatar #159 to #157 - BRUH
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
after i escaped the fire i moved to japan to start a new life
User avatar #160 to #159 - HelloimthePedobear
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
damn did the cops ever find the bodies in the fire?
User avatar #162 to #160 - BRUH
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
they found 2 headless women and 1 man
User avatar #164 to #162 - BRUH
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/18/2010) [-]
its ok i framed justin beiber, now all we have to do is wait...
User avatar #163 to #162 - HelloimthePedobear
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/17/2010) [-]
O **** how do we explain that
#47 to #39 - ahmunnaeachu
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User avatar #49 to #39 - PwntWithASpoon [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
hmm? oh, my computer started freezing, so i ended convo.
So, SO much regret.
User avatar #54 to #49 - originalposter
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
probably a dude anyways :P
User avatar #50 - RadioactiveWaffle
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
I wish you would all leave my cousin alone...
User avatar #46 - CookiePrince
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
I love blue waff-HHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR
#51 to #46 - ROFLCOPTERownsU
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
you sir, have just won the interwebs
User avatar #58 to #51 - Temerosa
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(03/16/2010) [-]
I think I might go lesi- HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGRRRRRRRR
User avatar #67 - mnb
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
the boy who called -HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
User avatar #41 - sparkieemae
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/16/2010) [-]
When trolls collide.
#2 - anon id: e3ed1720
Reply 0 123456789123345869
(03/15/2010) [-]
Its only funny if THEY LEAVE Dumbass....
User avatar #3 to #2 - PwntWithASpoon [OP]
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(03/15/2010) [-]
umm...
How?