Who is this?. Help me find out who this is.<br /> I want them to be my soulmate.<br /> And i'm not 33, i just needed a good age to have a heart atta
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Who is this?

Help me find out who this is.<br />
I want them to be my soulmate.<br />
And i'm not 33, i just needed a good age to have a heart attack.<br />
Edit: Thanks for getting me into the top 500 content ratings!

You' re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi ,
Your hey ,
Stranger: ,
Your m or f'?
Stranger: f
Stranger: u?
Your m
Your age?
Stranger: 22
Stranger: u?
Youree
Stranger: thats not to old for me ,
Your you
Your ,
Stranger: mhmhm
Stranger: ,
Your wanna cyber?
Your ,
Stranger: sure
Your i' ll start
Stranger: ,)
Your you knock at my door
Your you' re soaking wet, it' s raining outside, and your car broke down
Stranger: mhmhm , my pussy is also soaked
Your i answer the door, ijust came out of the shower, only wearing a towel
Stranger: i take it off and stroke m dick
Your ohh yea h, that' s good.
Your l slowly take off your wet shirt
You: your tits are bleeding through
Stranger: my
Stranger: ,
Stranger: then i take u into m room and i throw u on the bed and say fuck _ fuck me in my ass
Your i push you twee, your ass facing me
Stranger: then u put it in me and i scream m name as loud as i can
Your oh yeah..- i start pushing in and out
Stranger: then you eat me out ,
Your suddenly, i feel something something tingly n my left « «
Stranger: what is it?
Your MY HEAR- «
Your CALL THE POL-
Your I THINK I' M HAVING A HEEL
Stranger: that dont matter i still fuck you real hard
Your HOLY YOU PHSYCO BL « _ Fir_
Stranger: wanna see a pic of my pussy?
Stranger:
Stranger: ism it nice'?
Your Yes, furryjunk is nice.
Stranger: No! you liar.
Stranger: its Awesome.
Yau have .
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Submitted: 03/15/2010
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User avatar #12 - EpicFacePalm (03/16/2010) [+] (35 replies)
The chances of that being a woman are the same chances of getting mauled by a polar bear and a regular bear in the same day.
User avatar #26 - RevolverOcelot (03/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
i wonder how many dumbasses looked up the pick of "her" vagina
User avatar #28 to #26 - beatdarude (03/16/2010) [-]
*slowly backspaces google search of blue waffle*
User avatar #11 - BigSister (03/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i laught so hard at this that this ju-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
User avatar #5 - ohsillyme (03/16/2010) [-]
lol i like how the heart attack suddenly stopped then he said "...FJ?"
User avatar #39 - BRUH (03/16/2010) [+] (11 replies)
if u wanted her as a souldmate...y did u end tha convo?
User avatar #50 - RadioactiveWaffle (03/16/2010) [-]
I wish you would all leave my cousin alone...
User avatar #46 - CookiePrince (03/16/2010) [+] (5 replies)
I love blue waff-HHHHHHNNNNNNNGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR
User avatar #67 - mnb (03/16/2010) [-]
the boy who called -HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
User avatar #41 - sparkieemae (03/16/2010) [-]
When trolls collide.
#2 - anonymous (03/15/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Its only funny if THEY LEAVE Dumbass....
User avatar #3 to #2 - PwntWithASpoon (03/15/2010) [-]
umm...
How?
#93 - MONKEYZ (03/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
aw eweww 0.o i put the thing in (the bluwaffle) and it was NASTY
#97 to #93 - GMANinGA (03/16/2010) [-]
*sigh*
I'm surprised you've never seen any references here...
#14 - anonymous (03/16/2010) [-]
Yeah, that's pretty cool.

But who could it b-NNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH
User avatar #1 - Nietvoordekat (03/15/2010) [+] (2 replies)
It was me!

(Honestly, do you actually think anyone here is NOT going to say that?)
User avatar #69 - Mawxter (03/16/2010) [-]
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-- woah, i suddenly feel better.

Everything went better than expected!
User avatar #68 - Boogiemonsterr (03/16/2010) [-]
these heart attacks jokes are so funny they make me wanna HRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNG
#63 - bakaneko (03/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
damn you people... you are all disgusting. heart attacks are not a laaa....?! AGGGGGGGHGHHHHNNNNNNN
User avatar #60 - iamjustsoawesome (03/16/2010) [-]
LOL. I laughed so hard I think I'm gonna get a hear-HHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGRRRRRRRR
User avatar #98 - TheNoahG ONLINE (03/16/2010) [-]
eww blue waffle lol
User avatar #75 - ChumLeee (03/16/2010) [-]
Who the fuck would type in HHHNNNNGGGGGRRR when they're having a hea-HHHHHNNNNNGGGGRRRR
User avatar #70 - jennyg (03/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
it was m-HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR
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