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Funny day at school

OC.
Before you say **** , please remember I'm on 4chan since 2004 and I'm also a redditor.
Yeah, there are more websites I use besides FJ...

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Submitted: 10/04/2011
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User avatar #2 - picori (10/04/2011) [+] (7 replies)
>Class is on a break
>Tard walks up to glass door
>Tard undresses
>Tard proceeds to rub his naked body against the glass door for 10 minutes
User avatar #99 - Lambda (10/04/2011) [-]
>grab girl's ass
>she turns around
>grab her tits
>she screams
>go in for the kiss
>she raises her hand to slap you
>give her a high five!

And that's how to get a harassment lawsuit in 7 easy steps.
User avatar #1 - iliketrainsalot (10/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>Second Grade
>Teacher reading to us
>Tard creeping around in the classroom
>Everybody goes "WTF"
>Tarders gonna tard
#11 - ciza (10/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Worth the read
#33 - ilikethreetwo (10/04/2011) [+] (9 replies)
#666 - aabye (10/05/2011) [+] (5 replies)
**aabye rolls 99**
User avatar #287 - CaptainCanada (10/05/2011) [-]
-At school
-Fat Ugly Kid thinks hes cool.
-we dare him to touch his dick on the teachers ass while he is turned around bent over.
-Teach is a 60 year old Guy
-he agrees.
-Takes cock out
-Right before he touches the teacher the teacher turns around
-Everyone laughs.
Kid is suspended.
User avatar #3 - cavemanpedro (10/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
>6th grade
>ask to go to bathroom
>walk into bathroom
>see tard sitting in urinal
>just go back to class
>I get blamed for making a dookie in the urinal
#331 - seansamazing (10/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)
When I was still in middle school, there was a mentally challenged kid who had graduated years ago, who always came to the school to help with the library (He mainly just talked to people and demonstrated what he called "Powers"). Well one day in my gym class of about 50 people, he came strolling in, we were all sitting down and waiting for our coach, a boy who was towards the door stood up and said something to him, I was too far too hear but it must have been something good because it caused quite the **** storm. Well Richard, the retard,starts screaming about how he is the most powerful and shoots his hands straight out into the boys chest, knocking him to the ground, he then proceeded to stomp on the ground, infuriated that we were unaffected he stomped, again, but with more yelling and aggression, this time every single kid pushed off with their butts and hand and flew back away from him, he realized this was his time to dominate us and continued until we were all away from him, and he was in the middle, beating his chest and screaming a war cry with likes I have never heard. My coach walked out of his office, confused at the sight, took the pass Richard was delivering and Richard left, we all returned to our seats and our couch looked around and said "What the **** was he doing?'
#64 - smilesandshotguns (10/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
This happened today  
>Taking a 						****					 at school (NEVER. do this. ESPECIALLY near the retard room)  
>Retarded kid sits in the stall next to me.  
>He takes off his jacket (I know because after he took it off he dropped it on the floor)  
>Takes off his shirt   
>At this point I'm thinking This is getting kind of weird.  
> Takes off his pants  
>VERY. Weird  
>starts whispering "Norman, Norman, Norman"  
>Whispering becomes speaking  
>What the 						****					 is happening??  
>He starts saying "Say my name" whilst groaning  
>If my pants were up, I'd have shat them  
>He finally screams "SAY MY NAME"  
>ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!! GET OUT! GET OUT!!!!  
>I left  
The End   
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This happened today
>Taking a **** at school (NEVER. do this. ESPECIALLY near the retard room)
>Retarded kid sits in the stall next to me.
>He takes off his jacket (I know because after he took it off he dropped it on the floor)
>Takes off his shirt
>At this point I'm thinking This is getting kind of weird.
> Takes off his pants
>VERY. Weird
>starts whispering "Norman, Norman, Norman"
>Whispering becomes speaking
>What the **** is happening??
>He starts saying "Say my name" whilst groaning
>If my pants were up, I'd have shat them
>He finally screams "SAY MY NAME"
>ABORT ABORT ABORT!!!! GET OUT! GET OUT!!!!
>I left
The End
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#757 - andersson (10/05/2011) [-]
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#189 - rightbehindyou (10/05/2011) [+] (7 replies)
>3rd grade
>tard gets pants-boner in class
>tard takes off pants
> ***** on floor
User avatar #53 - franktonfire (10/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
long story, funny as hell.(except for beginning.)
>Special kid in my grade's house burns down
>Loses everything
>feelsbadman.jpg
>A couple months later, they get a new house.
>I go to their house to give him some clothes that would fit him.
>His mom got a brand new SUV from insurance.
>As i'm giving his parents the clothes, he's riding around the culdesac in his underwear on his bike.
>He starts saying "Bustin' Asses!"
>Hits his mom's new SUV when he wasn't looking
******* hilarious if you were there.
#69 - dcmp (10/04/2011) [-]
that happened to at my school once, but instead of that he shot up the school
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#351 - woytowitz (10/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)
>Be 7th grade
>taking dump in stall, middle of class, empty halls
>vacant stall next to mine
>tard comes in, tries to open my stall, but its locked
>screams in frustration
>crawls under the door of the stall
>*insert diarrhea sounds here*
>awkward silence as he stares at me
> i run out of bathroom, no wiping or washing hands
>smell like **** rest of the day
Tard: 1 Me: 0
#114 - darthidiot (10/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
> preschool
> teacher reading a book
> Tard sits next to me , keeps poking me
> I whisper into his ear seductively
> "Show me you're butt"
> Tard pulls down pants, shows me his ass
> MS. DERP!!! TARD JUST SHOWED ME HIS BUTT!
> Ms. Derp in schock puts Tard in time out in the corner, Tard misses story
> initiate preschool Troll face
#770 - enmity (10/05/2011) [-]
#795 - jakekel (10/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)
>Year 10  
>Need a 						****					 at school  
>Pluck up the courage to take a 						****					  
>Sittinonthatoilet.avi  
>year 8's walk  in  
>think there amazingly tough and cool  
>about half my size  
>just about finished  
>one starts kicking at the door  
>pull up pants  
>door bursts open  
>this is about the fifth time they've done this   
>see the short blonde prick  
>punch him full force right in the nose  
>starts crying  
>walk out like a boss  
>don't get busted next day  
>result? year 8's don't kick the 						*******					 stall doors any more.
>Year 10
>Need a **** at school
>Pluck up the courage to take a ****
>Sittinonthatoilet.avi
>year 8's walk in
>think there amazingly tough and cool
>about half my size
>just about finished
>one starts kicking at the door
>pull up pants
>door bursts open
>this is about the fifth time they've done this
>see the short blonde prick
>punch him full force right in the nose
>starts crying
>walk out like a boss
>don't get busted next day
>result? year 8's don't kick the ******* stall doors any more.



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#744 - Sexy Waffles (10/05/2011) [-]
>be in middle school
>have tard hallway separate from normal kids
>walk down tard hallway to take shortcut to office
>walk past tard room, here some sort of HNNNNNNG noise
>look inside
>tard laying on ground spinning in circles
>HNNNNG, HNNNNNG, HNNNNNG
>tard wrangler lol'ing in corner

>be walking down tard hallway again, this time with friends
>hear tard wrangler asking tard why his locker smells so bad
>tard gets all upset, starts crying
>wrangler loses patience, opens locker
>mfw the tard **** in his locker

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