Get out of school free card.. Thumb either way, I don't really care. Just a good way to get off school, works most of the time, just don't over use it. Don't lo
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Get out of school free card.

Thumb either way, I don't really care.
Just a good way to get off school, works most of the time, just don't over use it.
Don't look at the tags.

Want a day of school'?
Mam wont buy the "I' m sick"
excuse anymore? Well fear no
morel How you can make that
excuse more
How your eyes look sore, practice
your "sick" voice, to act as if
you have a cold, or something.
You could stuff your nose with
little pieces of toilet paper.
Tell your mom that you are
sick. When she sees your
red eyes, she' ll check
your forehead, and feel
warmth, and thus thinking
you have a fever and are sicki
Enjoy your day off school,
browsing Funnyjunk all daal
Step one.
Huh your eyes so they become
red and puffy.
This doesn' t hurt, but makes
them look
swollen and sore.
How, rub your head gently against
the carpet. This will generate
friction, warming your head,
making it seem
like, you have a fever.
our eyes will not bother you, and
the heat will wear off in a few
inutes, just be sure not to get
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Submitted: 10/03/2011
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#1 - cheesegnome (10/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
If you want a day of school just go to school.
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