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Deadly Aus Comp

If i get 100 plus thumbs ill make another part subscribe for next one.
Aaaaand i know most of the first ones are snakes but they are the most common and deadly.
I did work hard on this and i would love it if you thumb....more »

If i get 100 plus thumbs ill make another part subscribe for next one.
Aaaaand i know most of the first ones are snakes but they are the most common and deadly.
I did work hard on this and i would love it if you thumb.
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This comp is about to walk you through several
of australias deadliest animals, gonna start with
the more common ones and if this gets a good
response then i will get into the others later.
1# The Crocodile
This big ****** is probably one of the most scary of the lot
and with good reason, crocodiles have evoled into the most
deadly ambush predator over the past 60 million years.
so next time you wanna swim in a north australian river or
beach just know this ******* watching you,
2# The Inland Taipan
The Inland Taipan is the most venomous snake on
earth. One bite can kill over 100 people.
3# The Brown Snake
The brown snake is the second most venomous
snake on the planet. It only needs 1/ 14000 of
an ounce of venom to kill a man.
3# The Tiger Snake
The tiger snake is the eighth deadliest in the
world and is found all over australia.
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4# The Common Death Adder
The common death adder is the fifth most venomous
snake in the world and is the perfect ambush predator
it will wait for days with its grubstake tail next to its
head waiting for the perfect strike on a passing animal.
5# Irukandji
This little jelly fish is found all around the australian coast
it is able to fire its stingers and causes Iruganji Syndrome
on contact. It is only the size of you' re thumb nail.
Now That i have you looking at you' re thumb you know
what to do with it :D
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Submitted: 10/02/2011
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#47 - rastaking (10/03/2011) [-]
*you're
*you're
that made me thumb down.
User avatar #45 - BannaNutMuffins (10/03/2011) [-]
I love crocodiles. I mean going to crocadilus park, and banging on black tarps=scaring the **** out of you're friends.
User avatar #42 - aussiepridevil (10/03/2011) [-]
you forgot quite a few of deadly animal's/reptillian's , blue bottles and rockfish etc
User avatar #43 to #42 - muhamidallea (10/03/2011) [-]
next comps in desciption
User avatar #44 to #43 - aussiepridevil (10/03/2011) [-]
ahh k sorry
+2
#36 - donteatcheese **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#53 to #36 - crazyaussie (10/04/2011) [-]
My Neighbors dog got ****** buy one of these
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#56 to #55 - crazyaussie (10/05/2011) [-]
To right mate, they're extremly dangerous
User avatar #41 to #36 - muhamidallea (10/03/2011) [-]
i was gonna do mythalogical when i ran out of real (yowie's,and drop ect)
#39 to #36 - muhamidallea (10/03/2011) [-]
They are carnivourous koalas that live in low lying braches and structures if you go out in the wild by you'reself you come at risk of one dropping on you. koalas can rip you to shreds but a dropbear will devour you. There is a second breed of dropbear called mammoth dropbears and they were supposed to all be killed when Cpt Cook and they first settelers killed them all but there are still some about and they are about the same size as a human.
Image Mammoth Drop Bear
User avatar #40 to #39 - muhamidallea (10/03/2011) [-]
lol there you go
#37 to #36 - marzjvb (10/03/2011) [-]
my sentiments exactly.
#32 - anonymous (10/03/2011) [-]
"one bite can kill over 100 people."

Good luck biting 100 people at once.
#31 - CrimsonVelocity (10/03/2011) [-]
I read the title as "Deadly Anus Comp"... I have no excuse
I read the title as "Deadly Anus Comp"... I have no excuse
#29 - anonymous (10/03/2011) [-]
********* crocodiles are only found in rivers and swamps ....not beaches
#38 to #29 - marzjvb (10/03/2011) [-]
Actually, beach about 40 minutes from where I live, you get a few..It's not common, but there have been sightings and even one caught.
User avatar #33 to #29 - muhamidallea (10/03/2011) [-]
Do you live in australia because if you did you would know theres more than one breed of croc
User avatar #34 to #33 - Mward (10/03/2011) [-]
No one really "Lives" in Australia, Nature just decides not to kill them on that particular day.
User avatar #35 to #34 - muhamidallea (10/03/2011) [-]
touche
User avatar #24 - poprocksbandit (10/03/2011) [-]
I've lived in Australia all my life and have never seen any of these. I need to get out more...
User avatar #23 - lolollo (10/03/2011) [-]
Dangerous animals inhabiting Australia:

1. ALL OF THEM!
User avatar #22 - Hellyeh (10/03/2011) [-]
Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed...
User avatar #21 - skittlezzyfz (10/03/2011) [-]
lol i was stung by a blue bottle right on my balls. I dont know how the little ****** got down there but it hurt for ******* weeks.
#20 - bloofy (10/03/2011) [-]
I read this whole comp in Steve Irwins voice for some reason.
#25 to #20 - anonymous (10/03/2011) [-]
and now im sad...
User avatar #18 - danielesq (10/03/2011) [-]
deadly animals in sweden =2
Huggorm (snake; barely poisonous can kill a man if he dosent get help)
People (not poisonous but stupid as **** and some times violent)
#15 - Quagsire (10/03/2011) [-]
high five to fellow australians. Was expecting spiders though, probably in the next installment.
#14 - Bakerlalalalala (10/03/2011) [-]
Is my thumb an instrument? if it is what do i use it for
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#12 - harryballzack (10/03/2011) [-]
How the crocodile was born.

seemslegit.jpg
#52 to #12 - zephyer (10/04/2011) [-]
you get a thumb for being the funniest pic and weirdest one ive seen on here for a while
User avatar #11 - Yuiopy (10/03/2011) [-]
This is why I live in Ohio. The deadliest thing we have here is guys who'll shoot you for wearing a Michigan State shirt.
User avatar #9 - imnotawesomesadfac (10/03/2011) [-]
I misread it as "Deadly Anus Comp"
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User avatar #8 - IcyWiener (10/03/2011) [-]
I read this as "Deadly Anus Comp".
User avatar #16 to #8 - tehweave (10/03/2011) [-]
AWW. Beat me to it.
User avatar #51 to #16 - IcyWiener (10/03/2011) [-]
:D
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