Deadly Aus Comp. If i get 100 plus thumbs ill make another part subscribe for next one. Aaaaand i know most of the first ones are snakes but they are the most c y u no thumb
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Deadly Aus Comp

If i get 100 plus thumbs ill make another part subscribe for next one.
Aaaaand i know most of the first ones are snakes but they are the most common and deadly.
I did work hard on this and i would love it if you thumb.
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This comp is about to walk you through several
of australias deadliest animals, gonna start with
the more common ones and if this gets a good
response then i will get into the others later.
1# The Crocodile
This big ****** is probably one of the most scary of the lot
and with good reason, crocodiles have evoled into the most
deadly ambush predator over the past 60 million years.
so next time you wanna swim in a north australian river or
beach just know this ******* watching you,
2# The Inland Taipan
The Inland Taipan is the most venomous snake on
earth. One bite can kill over 100 people.
3# The Brown Snake
The brown snake is the second most venomous
snake on the planet. It only needs 1/ 14000 of
an ounce of venom to kill a man.
3# The Tiger Snake
The tiger snake is the eighth deadliest in the
world and is found all over australia.
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4# The Common Death Adder
The common death adder is the fifth most venomous
snake in the world and is the perfect ambush predator
it will wait for days with its grubstake tail next to its
head waiting for the perfect strike on a passing animal.
5# Irukandji
This little jelly fish is found all around the australian coast
it is able to fire its stingers and causes Iruganji Syndrome
on contact. It is only the size of you' re thumb nail.
Now That i have you looking at you' re thumb you know
what to do with it :D
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User avatar #8 - IcyWiener (10/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
I read this as "Deadly Anus Comp".
#20 - bloofy (10/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I read this whole comp in Steve Irwins voice for some reason.
#15 - Quagsire (10/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
high five to fellow australians. Was expecting spiders though, probably in the next installment.
#29 - anonymous (10/03/2011) [+] (4 replies)
saltwater crocodiles are only found in rivers and swamps ....not beaches
User avatar #34 to #33 - Mward (10/03/2011) [-]
No one really "Lives" in Australia, Nature just decides not to kill them on that particular day.
User avatar #23 - lolollo (10/03/2011) [-]
Dangerous animals inhabiting Australia:

1. ALL OF THEM!
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User avatar #42 - aussiepridevil (10/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
you forgot quite a few of deadly animal's/reptillian's , blue bottles and rockfish etc
User avatar #43 to #42 - muhamidallea ONLINE (10/03/2011) [-]
next comps in desciption
#31 - CrimsonVelocity (10/03/2011) [-]
I read the title as "Deadly Anus Comp"... I have no excuse
I read the title as "Deadly Anus Comp"... I have no excuse
User avatar #18 - danielesq (10/03/2011) [+] (2 replies)
deadly animals in sweden =2
Huggorm (snake; barely poisonous can kill a man if he dosent get help)
People (not poisonous but stupid as **** and some times violent)
#12 - harryballzack (10/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
How the crocodile was born.

seemslegit.jpg
#4 - nsfwnatboy (10/02/2011) [-]
thumb'd cause I live in australia and have met every animal u have listed :D (not in a zoo, just to point that out)
#47 - rastaking (10/03/2011) [-]
*you're
*you're
that made me thumb down.
User avatar #45 - BannaNutMuffins (10/03/2011) [-]
I love crocodiles. I mean going to crocadilus park, and banging on black tarps=scaring the **** out of you're friends.
#32 - anonymous (10/03/2011) [-]
"one bite can kill over 100 people."

Good luck biting 100 people at once.
User avatar #24 - poprocksbandit (10/03/2011) [-]
I've lived in Australia all my life and have never seen any of these. I need to get out more...
User avatar #22 - Hellyeh (10/03/2011) [-]
Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed...
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User avatar #7 - Aleafe (10/02/2011) [-]
what does that syndrome mean
User avatar #1 - thewebspinner (10/02/2011) [-]
**thewebspinner rolls 929,667** DIE!!!
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