EPIC WIN

I wonder what if he had a boner...

Erected PENIS erects about 2 times. His PENIS is 5,100,000,000 " or approx 130,000km, which means 2 x 5,100,000,000 = 10,200,000,000 " or 260,000km.

How about his ejaculation? Well, Even though semen travels really fast, it moves 45km/h. His PENIS is 260,000km/h. this mean it will take approx. 6000 hours. He will have 6000 HOURS OF ORGASM

6000 HOURS OF ORGASM

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#178 to #175 - xankon (10/02/2011) [-]

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#193 to #175 - chillychili (10/02/2011) [-]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO ARE LAZY ENOUGH TO NOT TO DO THE CALCULATION: 6000 HOURS OF ORGASM IS 250 DAYS OF ORGASM[big]

250 DAYS OF ORGASM

THAT IS

[big]THAT'S 8 MONTHS OF ORGASM YEAR

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#228 to #193 - iamnebula (10/02/2011) [-]

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#182 to #175 - N. Korean citizen (10/02/2011) [-]

fuck pigs.....

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#210 to #182 - uppitywhitey ONLINE (10/02/2011) [-]

i already do.

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#20 - SethDaKiDIIx (10/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)

**SethDaKiDIIx rolled a random image** hmmm halfway across the moon you say??

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#499 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (10/02/2011) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image** im toooo keyed right now :P

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#395 - swittig (10/02/2011) [-]

Reading about PENISes gave you a boner for 3 hours...

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#372 - thelastsparten **User deleted account** (10/02/2011) [+] (8 replies)

he could literally fuck himself

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#384 to #372 - Ferrousphantom (10/02/2011) [-]

if he was on a spaceship he could fuck his wife who was on the ground.

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#373 to #372 - Lolzster (10/02/2011) [-]

And everyone else at the same time.

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#375 to #373 - thelastsparten **User deleted account** (10/02/2011) [-]

new meaning to surprize buttsex

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#387 to #375 - TehPwnzorz (10/02/2011) [-]

not really a surprise if you can see it coming from a mile away :P

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#381 to #372 - Ferrousphantom (10/02/2011) [-]

he could put his dick out in the opposite direction and watch it go 3 times out, and fuck himself all at once

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#396 to #372 - swittig (10/02/2011) [-]

he wouldn't be able to fuck himself because when he got hard his dick would be straight and wouldn't reach his ass

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#401 to #396 - richardw (10/02/2011) [-]

he wouldnt have enough blood in his body to erect his PENIS

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#398 to #372 - Zarke (10/02/2011) [-]

Not to mention that ^Dbend is proportionate to flexibility over length...

Fuck physics class...

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#141 - gmanjohn (10/01/2011) [-]

**gmanjohn rolls 500**

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#421 - whatstrolling **User deleted account** (10/02/2011) [-]

**whatstrolling rolled a random image** WIN

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#287 - gadking (10/02/2011) [-]

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#239 - darfwhistle (10/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)

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#261 to #239 - minigeneral (10/02/2011) [-]

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#431 to #422 - hahahahahahah (10/02/2011) [-]

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#435 to #422 - atrocitustheking (10/02/2011) [-]

You mean your NE-GROW... He he he he...

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#437 to #435 - Dizzay (10/02/2011) [-]

*you're

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#457 to #437 - atrocitustheking (10/02/2011) [-]

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#443 to #437 - influential (10/02/2011) [-]

"Just waterin' you are NE-GROW..." YOUR grammar is incorrect, and YOU'RE in need of a lesson.

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#446 to #443 - Dizzay (10/02/2011) [-]

Your retart

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#453 to #446 - influential (10/02/2011) [-]

Please don't ever breed.

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#440 to #437 - jaedi (10/02/2011) [-]

fail grammar nazi is fail
your is possessive, you're is the contraction "you are"

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#483 to #440 - N. Korean citizen (10/02/2011) [-]

CONJUNCTION. The letters aren't pregnant. WTF

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#445 to #440 - Dizzay (10/02/2011) [-]

R you fucking retarded?

Your is made up of "you" and "r"

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#450 to #445 - jaedi (10/02/2011) [-]

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/your
once again i tell you, your is possessive, you're is the contraction (hence the apostrophe)

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#454 to #450 - Dizzay (10/02/2011) [-]

That dictionary is rong, and so are u

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#472 to #454 - KINGofINTERJECTION (10/02/2011) [-]

My god you are retarded
You're is you are, Your is something possevive
Ex. YOU'RE a fucking idiot.
YOUR grammer is terrible, learn english mother fucker

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#474 to #472 - KINGofINTERJECTION (10/02/2011) [-]

fuck me
Grammar*

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#500 to #472 - Dizzay (10/02/2011) [-]

*you're grammar

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#464 to #454 - monkeygogo **User deleted account** (10/02/2011) [-]

You are once again, MOTHER FUCKING INNCORRECT!

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#465 to #464 - monkeygogo **User deleted account** (10/02/2011) [-]

wait... shit, did i spell *incorrect* wrong?

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#475 to #465 - Dizzay (10/02/2011) [-]

uhh, nope, looks correct to me

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#478 to #475 - monkeygogo **User deleted account** (10/02/2011) [-]

Thanks for trying to help but... it was MOTHER FUCKING INCORRECT!

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#361 - jollarin (10/02/2011) [+] (1 reply)

**jollarin rolled a random image** <-- mfw

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#363 to #361 - strictlycommenting (10/02/2011) [-]

**strictlycommenting rolled a random image**
Flawless victory!

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