Funny Status Comp

scientists are developing a drug to counteract diseases associated with obesity.
there' s Flt] name yet, but my would be, "A Salad"
sloane 9 others like this.
the t and g are really close tug ether on the keyboard. that' s the last time I send
an email that ends with "regards"
5 people like this.
Before was make fun in someone, walk a mile in their sh cres... that way, when yet
make the of them, you are a mile away and have their shoes
Lke ' Comment 'cea. .
13 people like this.
Women shouldnt have children after tartar. Because, really, tartar children should
be enough
I hate it when servers ask if you want a table. his I came here to eat an the
carpet. Carpet please
El - and 9 others like this.
One man' s trash is an other man' s treasure" is an awesome phrase, but it' s a
horrible was to tell your kid they' re adapted
was and 4 others like this.
Knowledge is knowing a tacnayn is a hit; Wisdom is net putting it in a we salad
mu and 4 others like this.
Is it racial profiling when a waiter in a Chinese restaurant gives me a fork?
fun and 6 others like this.