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perverted things yeu' done:
I sat next to this really cute girl in class. She always were
the cutest clothing like skirts and sundresses. I refrain
hem fapping fer a few days SC) i can save up several loads.
Before school, i mp inte aim and bring it to class. I came
leads, a good several thick squirts, and i pour it onto her
seat next to me. It was ene ofthose light yellow chairs so
it blended in very nicely. She etnies in wearing a dark,
patterned sundress and sits right inte my puddle occure
Shes totally oblivious to it. It turns me en knowing that
its seeping inte headrest and probably touching her legs
and ass. When the end eyeless eames she stands up and
theres a huge stain en her bum, She becomes aware d it
and starts brushing it with her hand, sniffing it, and rubbing
it between harbingers, tyring to figure out what it is. She
probably thought it was snot. went home later and famed
to the thaught of it.
Cl Anonymous (/ ) 05: 23: 30
What the **** is wrong with you DP?
Cl Anonymous (/ ) 05: 25: 35
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#62 - drphoenixwright (10/01/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#379 - thebrony (10/01/2011) [+] (7 replies)
read this and laugh till you poop your poopers
#387 - aliensexfiend (10/01/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Best Facebook status I ever wrote:  
  
  
"I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replied to me, "This much." Gently, he grasped my hand and led me to a candlelit room with a spaghetti dinner for two. There were roses everywhere. Instrumental versions of Boy George songs softly permeated the dimly lit chamber. He looked at me, motioning at me as if he knew what I had in mind. I sat down at the table, and he followed suit. Carefully, I climbed onto the table on all fours and broke the martini glass into a makeshift funnel. I lifted up my skirt and took the plate of spaghetti, and slowly poured it into my butthole.  
  
Jesus sat in silence, tears rolling down his cheeks as he feverishly masturbated under the table. As I felt the warm spaghetti slither into my anus, I heard Jesus excuse himself for a moment so he could slip into something more comfortable. Shortly he returned in women's stockings and heels, and nothing else. He looked exquisite. His PENIS was fully erect, and adorned with a tattoo extending the shaft that said "WELCOME ABOARD".   
  
By this time, I could feel the entire dinner's worth of spaghetti cradled inside my rectal cavity. Jesus was near ejaculation. He quietly approached me and ever so softly caressed my butthole. His gentle lips grazed my anus, and without warning the spaghetti exploded on his face. He cried tears of joy, that turned into absinthe. The next morning I woke up on the street corner outside a 7/11 on the outskirts of Pittsburgh. There was a pregnancy test taped to my arm that read positive. My due date is July 23rd. If you loved Jesus like I did, repost this. 97% won't do it. Only 3% of you will stand up for themselves and put this as your status."
Best Facebook status I ever wrote:


"I asked Jesus, "How much do you love me?" Jesus replied to me, "This much." Gently, he grasped my hand and led me to a candlelit room with a spaghetti dinner for two. There were roses everywhere. Instrumental versions of Boy George songs softly permeated the dimly lit chamber. He looked at me, motioning at me as if he knew what I had in mind. I sat down at the table, and he followed suit. Carefully, I climbed onto the table on all fours and broke the martini glass into a makeshift funnel. I lifted up my skirt and took the plate of spaghetti, and slowly poured it into my butthole.

Jesus sat in silence, tears rolling down his cheeks as he feverishly masturbated under the table. As I felt the warm spaghetti slither into my anus, I heard Jesus excuse himself for a moment so he could slip into something more comfortable. Shortly he returned in women's stockings and heels, and nothing else. He looked exquisite. His PENIS was fully erect, and adorned with a tattoo extending the shaft that said "WELCOME ABOARD".

By this time, I could feel the entire dinner's worth of spaghetti cradled inside my rectal cavity. Jesus was near ejaculation. He quietly approached me and ever so softly caressed my butthole. His gentle lips grazed my anus, and without warning the spaghetti exploded on his face. He cried tears of joy, that turned into absinthe. The next morning I woke up on the street corner outside a 7/11 on the outskirts of Pittsburgh. There was a pregnancy test taped to my arm that read positive. My due date is July 23rd. If you loved Jesus like I did, repost this. 97% won't do it. Only 3% of you will stand up for themselves and put this as your status."
#72 - slimpanda (10/01/2011) [-]
I don't see the problem.
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**duddle rolled a random image** I CAME!
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**iphil rolls 44** <---- how many time i loled at this
#80 - philthegerbil (10/01/2011) [+] (2 replies)
mfw i posted in this thread earlier. wait... FUUUUUUUU
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