Fake Girlfriend

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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#14 - controlthechaos (09/29/2011) [-]

Thats how I met my boyfriend....

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#127 - klondikemonster (09/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)

psh, who needs a fake girlfriend when I have Jill?

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#153 to #127 - Bladethehedgehog **User deleted account** (09/30/2011) [-]

THAT FUCKING WHORE HAS BEEN CHEATING ON ME!?

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#151 to #127 - NormalRacistDragon (09/30/2011) [-]

That awkward moment when my girlfriends name is Jill... and she's not my left hand

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#160 to #151 - zooyorkk (09/30/2011) [-]

Your right hands named jill too?

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#159 to #151 - klondikemonster (09/30/2011) [-]

that's my right hand, thank you very much!

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#97 - tomthedj (09/30/2011) [+] (7 replies)

IT WONT STOP CALLING ME.

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#104 to #97 - theredangel (09/30/2011) [-]

I was worried about that. Maybe you can take some comfort in the fact the you saved one of your fellow FunnyJunkies. Thanks man :)

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#638 to #104 - tomthedj (09/30/2011) [-]

anyday!!!!

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#230 to #97 - righteyebrow (09/30/2011) [-]

JUST LIKE A REAL GIRLFRIEND!

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#214 to #147 - haaaxderp (09/30/2011) [-]

thumb for your username

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#141 to #97 - swimmingprodigy (09/30/2011) [-]

it called me once. Lucky for me, my phone has a 'reject phone number' list so i can just put it in there

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#464 - more **User deleted account** (09/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)

**more rolled a random image** <- OP's girlfriend

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#474 to #464 - WeBeFree (09/30/2011) [-]

**WeBeFree rolled a random image** I GOT THIS!!!

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#485 to #474 - N. Korean citizen (09/30/2011) [-]

sadly this probly will get to the front page

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#515 to #485 - Gypsypaulsid **User deleted account** (09/30/2011) [-]

SCREENCAPPED! I kid =p

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#571 to #464 - nehpets (09/30/2011) [-]

**nehpets rolled a random image** so. much. WIN :')

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#424 - trolldadishorny **User deleted account** (09/30/2011) [-]

Finally

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#191 - N. Korean citizen (09/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)

She called and said it wasn't working out...

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#207 to #191 - zombiejew (09/30/2011) [-]

why is his head all dented

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#216 to #207 - katvalkyrie (09/30/2011) [-]

Hmm, probably because she just called me asking if I would come over... Sorry dude.

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#219 to #216 - zombiejew (09/30/2011) [-]

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#124 - poopburritoz (09/30/2011) [+] (12 replies)

**poopburritoz rolls 11** Dubs

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#125 to #124 - poopburritoz (09/30/2011) [-]

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#129 to #125 - spleeman (09/30/2011) [-]

TOTAL DUBIFICATION

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#132 to #129 - poopburritoz (09/30/2011) [-]

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#137 to #132 - spleeman (09/30/2011) [-]

WHERE DO YOU GET THESE GIFS OF GIF..Y..NESS?!?

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#139 to #137 - poopburritoz (09/30/2011) [-]

Everywhere!!

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#165 to #125 - thapizzakillr ONLINE (09/30/2011) [-]

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#134 to #124 - thehornedking (09/30/2011) [-]

**thehornedking rolls 822** cool story bro

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#135 to #134 - poopburritoz (09/30/2011) [-]

**poopburritoz rolls 217**

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#136 to #135 - thehornedking (09/30/2011) [-]

**thehornedking rolls 315** yeh youre like a really good story teller and stuff.

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#140 to #136 - poopburritoz (09/30/2011) [-]

**poopburritoz rolls 226** I enjoy my many tales as well

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#142 to #124 - mickmuffin (09/30/2011) [-]

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#444 - knowmads (09/30/2011) [-]

*Who was that?*
*Just my girlfriend, I love her so much!"

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#91 - yojo (09/30/2011) [+] (7 replies)

Great! :D
Now I just need fake friends so I could trick them into thinking i have a fake girlfriends

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#101 to #91 - yojo (09/30/2011) [-]

*real girlfriends

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#94 to #91 - N. Korean citizen (09/30/2011) [-]

You probably do, considering you listen to hollywood undead

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#96 to #94 - yojo (09/30/2011) [-]

Yeah you're so right, since you don't agree with my taste for music then I'm probably a lonely loser with no life :I

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#117 to #96 - bagelbob (09/30/2011) [-]

fucking anons! Hollywood Undead rock!

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#145 to #96 - hakysakit (09/30/2011) [-]

HU4L bro! seeing them live in November!

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#242 to #145 - yojo (09/30/2011) [-]

Lucky. I'm waiting for them to come to Raleigh :/

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#762 to #242 - hakysakit (10/01/2011) [-]

yeah man. i wanna see them in chicago on nov 8th but football wont be over, at least we hope. so im seeing them with a7x in indiana on nov 30th. my buddies and me are all making masks for it

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#155 - mnbmadison (09/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)

IT WONT STOP CALLING ME!!!!!!

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#157 to #155 - mnbmadison (09/30/2011) [-]

Will you come over??? NO BURN IN HELL BITCH!!!

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#82 - isaacturner (09/30/2011) [+] (3 replies)

**isaacturner rolls 44** check em

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#120 to #82 - yourafuckface (09/30/2011) [-]

**yourafuckface rolls 91** and deck em

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#164 - thapizzakillr ONLINE (09/30/2011) [-]

hahaha bitch doesn't leave you alone, i guess it is like a real girlfriend

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#69 - austinsaget (09/30/2011) [-]

tell it to send you a naked picture and get this

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#23 - thebobtrufant (09/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)

http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2662593/Forever+alone+not+anyomre/
are you kidding me?

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#50 to #23 - bulletone (09/30/2011) [-]

When you fall, I'll be there for you

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#161 - cpawsome (09/30/2011) [+] (1 reply)

thumb If you Thought about saving that number

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#188 - godstiel (09/30/2011) [+] (6 replies)

Is there a phone number for fake boyfriends?

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#190 to #188 - CFenix (09/30/2011) [-]

I can be your fake boyfriend, if that's you into that sort of thing

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#227 to #188 - pumpkinqueeniz (09/30/2011) [-]

nope....just tell people youre a lesbian....then guys will bow at your feet.

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#217 to #188 - Ddubber (09/30/2011) [-]

http://www.wikihow.com/Fake-Having-a-Boyfriend

This is as close as it gets for women, sorry :/

But depending on where you live, a guy friend could always just do it for you.

Just don't ask for that on FunnyJunk... So many are Forever Alone here you will receive endless notifications.

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#239 to #188 - thegreatshaqtus (09/30/2011) [-]

Just give me a call ;)

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#154 - NormalRacistDragon (09/30/2011) [+] (4 replies)

YOU BASTARD
It wont stop calling!
"Please, come hang out with me, pleaseee?"

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