Good Advice Duck

What if an Ethiopian child had Internet access for one day, and this comment was one of the things he saw? You'll be going to hell soon.

if an ethiopian child would get to read this, i'd really think about his priorities before mine..
also, you have no right to judge me purely on this comment..
my home life: my mom only brings microwave meals home, which after about 2 years of eating nothing but, tastes like shit to me.
if i get something to prepare, she watches everything i do and has remarks on every move even though she never cooks. i can't afford to eat out every day and my mom won't listen to reason.
just present me with an answer to my dilemma?

Ummmm.... It was a joke, bro.... I wasn't saying you were a dick for saying that, I was trying to use the site for it's intended purpose: laughs and lulz. I wasn't judging you at all....

Bring the thumbs!!!

66 thumbs in 16 minutes, i smell top comment

The greatest advice of all

Am i really the only person who genuinely enjoys QWOP?

**RhysN rolled a random image** found you

**TheRetardedMule rolled a random image** hide yo kids hide yo wife

**RhysN rolled a random image** this may or may not be related

it wasn't.

**TheRetardedMule rolled a random image** perhaps, but this certainly is.

**shimajam rolled a random image** YOU FAP TO THAT! ILL FAP TO THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!

....does this mean im secretly gay? o.o

no, because now people know that you are

dammit

Not gay, just man crush. It ain't gay if they don't touch (or however that stupid saying goes.)

**shimajam rolled a random image** hmmmm.... id say if this pic is i roll makes any relationship to the conversation, then i understand you

i guess i do understand!

**matthewfjr rolled a random image** If related, it's far more than a man crush.

Well it seems you are safe.

**shimajam rolled a random image** this roll will be a picture of you, then you do the same for me!

U R infected horse cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why?

It is my duty as a sworn protector of the internet.

I must take my leave. Duty calls.

well i dont think you work for the internet, you must be anon, because last i check the internet was full of ponies

Anons are the ponies...
But if anons are ponies, then who is internet!?

i know the people of the internet, they are ponys, the other are anons, and then there are 12 year old that try to learn the ways to soon

I am not a raging pony, I'm no anon, and I don't call everyone tv stealer so I can't be 12.

Who am I!?

there is one other type of people on the internet! THIS IS MAJOR NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I am the only one of my known people so far. So awesome.

are you....a......llama? :<

No this is Patrick.

**matthewfjr rolled a random image** Good sir I am not one of the faggots! That picture insults me.
Lulz jk.

dammit you figured out that i am a dog!

but if you are dog, then who was human who typed that message!?

.....>:) you mean who WAS he >:).....

It's no secret buddy.

well shit

**OwlyTheOwl rolled a random image**


I will fap to this.

of course you shall fap to zooey..she is God's most beautiful creation @___@

**monkieluv rolled a random image** well then ill fap to this!!! NO FEAR!!

thats fappable

**matthewfjr rolled a random image** I'll consider fapping to this.

I can't fap to that.

I was just sitting here like "probably doesn't do anything..."

MFW I did it.

Didnt do anything for me.

Not sure it does anything in anything other than Windows 7.

In Windows 7, it's like alt-tab, but more awesome.

I'm pretty sure it works in Vista too.

It doesn't work on anything before Vista, however ALT + TAB works on all of them.

**jorgefuber rolled a random image posted in comment #269 at SOPA IS GAY ** wait what does it do?? stupid mac...

It does this.

Fuck yeah Mass effect 3! :D

Getting it Monday. SOOO EXCITED!

35 hours into the campaign, number 1 in line opening day, and won the cutout in the gamestop stores with Commander Sheperd on the front :D

fucking awesome! but one thing I just have to know... how the fuck did you find this comment?

The content is in a series, and I wanted to see all of them. I went to this and looked in the comments and saw the Mass Effect 3 background

Ah, well. Glad to see a fellow Mass Effect fan. I've loved the series since playing the first game years ago.

Yeah same here, I always loved the series. I hate how nobody I know has the game though so I'm like, "OOH! OOH! THEN THIS HAPPENS!" And they're like, "dude stfu what are you even talking about?"

I hate that no one knew what it was when it was just ME1, but then 2 came out and people started playing it, and now everyone is going ape shit over it now for ME3.

Yeah I know. Someone told me Mass Effect 3 was the beginning of the story, and the other two were just prequels with no value or reason to play. I wanted to smack a bitch.

If I ever meet anyone like that I will promptly assume direct control of them and turn them into a husk.

OMGOMGOMG FUCK... I just got done doing a mission with them and you learn something interesting about them >:(

fuuuu!!! no spoilers please!

Lol dude I won't don't worry. How did your other two games go, though? Like, what decisions did you make?

Well in ME1 saved Ashley, let Wrex live, loved Liara, and saved the council.

ME2, whole squad survived, love Tali because.. it's impossible not too lol, and for some reason i'm blanking on the important decisions lol.

Well I saved Kaiden, so a large portion of our games will be different. Wrex is a smart choice, a very smart choice. so was liara. Whole Squad is great, Tali is idk I went with Miranda, and hopefully you destroyed the collector base.
How much res do you have from mass effect 2?

I forget how much res I have. and I cant believe i forgot about the collector base! yeah I destroyed it and got to see the illusive mans face in the ceiling for some reason... i still want to know why that was there!

I have no idea what that's about.. :o
But you should be good. Great decisions.

ran out of reply room lol. and I mostly do full paragon runs. because I just can't be a dick no matter how hard i try lol.

That's also good. Mass Effect seems to follow the Karma rule where being a good person will get you more than enough help or whatever. Being paragon is great.

Yeaup. But I also love punching that reporter chick. That is just sooo much fun lol

Lol a little renegade doesn't hurt.

But going back to my other point. I just looove Tali. she is my favorite! shes so sweet and innocent I can't help but love her forever!

Lol well she's in ME3 too

I know! but I dont think shes a romance option... sadface :(

Tali is a romance option. lol.
I just beat it. Oh my fucking god. Just... wow. I cried it's so fuckign sad but so fucking awesome. And the final decision is just.... wow.

GAHH!!! I'm getting it tomorrow!

I realized a lot of people don't like the ending, but if you're a true Mass Effect fan I don't see why you wouldn't. It's so sad and just... ugh. Get multiplayer and play that some so you can get a full war assets list.

Sounds like a plan.

But just.. so fucking sad. At the end, you'll be inclined to do something, that may seem like it's the good thing to do. Don't do that. The only thing I'll tell you is that in the end, make your own path. Don't follow what others want you to do, make your own path. You'll know what I mean when the time comes.

stop talking!!!! Or I will be forced to hunt you down and smack you!

Lol okay sorry. I didn't give anything away though!

HOLY SHIT

Or do Alt+Tab.

Sphelt with.

nice :)

a very small part of me is tempted to try this out, though why I am trusting the word of a duck, I am unsure.

let's go back in time and learn it all again!

i said b17 you freak?

why are funnyjunk people so retarded sometimes

I love this duck.

Nice.

Congratulations, you made this exact same roll on almost all the front page posts.

Did somebody say rap battle?

All right, you little sons 'a' bitches, Faust is here,
No medieval doctor, that fool was queer!
I'm here to make you laugh and sometimes to think,
I post a little joke, and then make you drink
from the cup of knowledge I've got here brewing,
You'll sip with your lips and see what I'm doin',
So don't disrepsect, I don't need no hate,
I'm just bringin' the funny while tellin' it straight!

omg that made my day

Move to Florida, where you can get away with stuff like that