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AGAIN NOT MINE I JUST PUT THE COMP TOGETHER

Tags: GLARHBLARG | comp | bitches

Hey these are some
interesting facts
compiled from different
sources.
If you sneeze too hard, you fracture a
rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze. you can
rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck
and die.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months,
two rats could have over I million
descendents.
You are more likely to be infected by elesh-
eating bacteria than you are to be struck by
lightning.
On a plane, if the passenger in your seat on
the incoming toight had serious gas, then
you are on a cushion full of disease-
causing microbes.
A smoker will lose
approximately 2 teeth every 10 years.
The average person over fifty will have
spent 5 OVER 9000 years waiting '
FOR OP TO DELIVER.
this gets a good
response I will continue
the series.

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Submitted:	09/29/2011

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#83 - kfcinafrica (09/29/2011) [-]

#98 to #83 - ihugwallz (09/29/2011) [-]

#92 - vijamesiv **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]

#58 - sirizenhime (09/29/2011) [-]

+19

#34 - zejeffmeister (09/29/2011) [-]

WHAT I LEARNED ON FUNNYJUNK TODAY IS...

#67 to #34 - flymeariver (09/29/2011) [-]

#113 - jakefuckingcover (09/30/2011) [-]

My face reading this comp

#111 - joeyfisher (09/29/2011) [-]

And the one about homely criminals is a perfect example of how our legal system is ****** .

#18 - bradypuspygmaeus (09/29/2011) [-]

Ever bottle of water or any water you ever drink will have some bacteria in it. Everything you ever touch (unless it's in extreme conditions) almost definitely has bacteria. You are filled with bacteria. human's couldn't live without bacteria. so unless every third bottle has harmful bacteria you aint got **** to worry about.

#103 - lolomgwtfxd (09/29/2011) [-]

>Mfw I realized I hold in almost all of my sneezes to be polite in public

#102 - CHEENO (09/29/2011) [-]

I always wanted to know what happened to Cosmo with the Super Toilet.

GIVE ME SOME ******* CLOSURE NICK!!

#90 - Rahmaniac (09/29/2011) [-]

To this day I still suppress my sneezes in public. Otherwise, when I'm not in public my sneezes sound like ******* lightning.

#109 - FightClub (09/29/2011) [-]

did someone say BLARGHARGH?

#114 to #109 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/30/2011) [-]

why yes i did good sir.

#115 to #114 - FightClub (09/30/2011) [-]

BLARGHARGH!

#117 to #115 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/30/2011) [-]

oh god i BLARGHARGHBLA

#118 to #117 - FightClub (09/30/2011) [-]

i ******* love BLARGHARGHBLAing!

#121 to #118 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/30/2011) [-]

IKNOWRI-BLARGHARBLARG

#122 to #121 - FightClub (09/30/2011) [-]

#124 to #122 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/30/2011) [-]

**** ***** WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL OF THESE THORNBERRY PICTURES.

OH YEAH BLARGHARBL

#125 to #124 - FightClub (09/30/2011) [-]

i could ask you the same thing, you sexy BLARGHARGHARGH, you

#126 to #125 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/30/2011) [-]

Because i BLARGARBLARGLed your mom

#128 to #126 - FightClub (09/30/2011) [-]

smashing

#129 to #128 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/30/2011) [-]

i smashed your mother!

this is my last thornberry pic. smashing thread, sir!

#130 to #129 - FightClub (09/30/2011) [-]

BLARGHARGH INDEED

#75 - kyliemo (09/29/2011) [-]

ive suppressed my sneezes for so long... im not doing that anymore...
but i hate it when all the snot comes out and the spit and im like wtf! ew!....
what do i do.. :(

#77 to #75 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/29/2011) [-]

use a tissue... LAWL

#80 to #77 - kyliemo (09/29/2011) [-]

but, what if im like in public, or class or just nowhere near tissues??!

#84 to #80 - YoDawgIHeardU (09/29/2011) [-]

blow ur nose and hock lugees as much as possible so when u sneeze theres not a lot of debris and just sneeze into ur elbow cuz sneezing in the air or in ur hand is nastier in public lol

#81 to #80 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/29/2011) [-]

then you release the kraken like a boss dude. who gives a damn man? it's a sneeze.

#82 to #81 - kyliemo (09/29/2011) [-]

its different!!!! ima chick....
haha idk, im just a freak about germs i guess and when the snot comes out too and drips, that just drive me insane hahaha

#85 to #82 - pezmetal (09/29/2011) [-]

I spent a good few years suppressing my sneezes, to the point that even if I try to let my sneezes out now, it gets caught in the back of my throat and just hurts like hell...

#86 to #85 - kyliemo (09/29/2011) [-]

damn.. ive been doing it since 8th grade... soo 4 years now... i hold my nose and close my mouth, otherwise i make a weird high pitched squeak when i dont

#87 to #86 - pezmetal (09/29/2011) [-]

I can sort of let the pressure out through my mouth... but that's pretty much it, I can't actually sneeze properly anymore.
Never actually thought about exactly how long I've been doing it, erm... started about year 8 I think so 6 years-ish? Wow...

#64 - anon (09/29/2011) [-]

Cold weather means that people don't go outside in that **** . Hence large groups of people are indoors close to each other, hence flu spreads quickly.

Ergo FJ, as long as you don't have large groups of people in your house, and keep your mom away, you'll be fine.

#63 - anon (09/29/2011) [-]

is the jail guy the same guy that was in big brother. he is an albino black guy

#93 to #63 - owendwf (09/29/2011) [-]

Thats him yeah. Wonder if thats after BB?

#53 - YOUFOOL (09/29/2011) [-]

this got 627 thumbs with eleven facts. i got 20 thumbs up, five down for fifty true facts. wut.

#70 to #53 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/29/2011) [-]

bro, if you give me the link, you'll have 21 thumbs up

#72 to #70 - YOUFOOL (09/29/2011) [-]

http://funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2670526/Human+Body+Facts/

thanks bro

#79 to #72 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/29/2011) [-]

thumbed and FAVED.

#95 to #72 - theguynobodyknows (09/29/2011) [-]

i have the same pic

#45 - georgewillben (09/29/2011) [-]

half of that is BS

#88 - runonbat (09/29/2011) [-]

I somehow learned to suppress my sneeze without making a sound and, as you may already see- without dieing in the progress. I render your argument plausible.

#127 to #88 - garthalamubains (09/30/2011) [-]

but since you no longer expel the pressure you makethe chance of brain hemmreging

#131 to #127 - runonbat (09/30/2011) [-]

I am lesbian working as systems OPRAH!!!!!!istrator. You belive me when i say my brain is already bleeding.

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#37 to #33 - anon (09/29/2011) [-]

Do i smell a freshly opened can of whoop ass?

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#50 to #33 - milkandmore (09/29/2011) [-]

People still care about reposts? You got front page with yours anyway, stop whining.

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#68 to #33 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/29/2011) [-]

dude, there are thousands of fact comps on funnyjunk. some of them are bound to be the same. if say i were to "steal your front pager" (which i didn't) then why would i use a totally different layout and not just copy and paste yours? stop being so butthurt and grow the **** up. thumb me down if you want, it's a ******* website, so calm down.

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#76 to #74 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/29/2011) [-]

the fact of the matter is, even if i would have reposted it from your content, and i didn't, you are acting like you are the one who made up the facts. your post isn't oc and neither is mine. i would understand where you're coming from if it had been something you made and noth something from another site. if it means anything, i thumbed your **** up.

#46 to #33 - thetry (09/29/2011) [-]

Or he may have Google "random facts" just like you thus the same pictures.

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#60 to #49 - dojokanojocho [OP](09/29/2011) [-]

bro i honestly did not know you did that. plus there's like thousands of fact comps. we must have used the same website.

#71 to #46 - licensedtroll (09/29/2011) [-]

hehe i spent 10 minutes just moving that pic on random things :P now what we talkin about?

#9 - anon (09/29/2011) [-]

"does not get sick from cold weather; its from being indoors alot more."
FALSE.
The cold weather decreases our immune systems capability to protect from viruses as well as they do in warm weather. Your argument is invalid.