Taylor Swift

THAT'S LIKE THIS ONE MOVIE I WAS IN WHERE I PLAYED AN AWKWARD TEENAGER.

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mfw I saw Taylor Swift in real life.

she is so complex, she practically knows my life itself

Waka Flocka Flame has a song for everything. Like when you're hangin' with your niggas, or your motherfuckin' nigga named Gucci, or what a hood-ass nigga you are, or that nigga you busted a cap in, or your face when you realized nigga rhymed with nigga.

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Reminds me of songs I write. I have a song for everything:
Being in space
Being in space and encountering space cops
Being in space and meeting the sun
Thinking you're bored of space when you really love space
Being sent to space court
Being the best at space
Meeting your father who is space
Being an astronaut in my spacesuit
SPAAAAAAAAACE

50 cent also sums up my life

like the time I got shot
or that time I got shot
or maybe that time I got shot in a candy shop
or like when I got shot

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I don't know. Her songs are pretty complex too. Had it not been for her, I never would've learnt the significance of Friday.

But does she have a song about making a song about making a song about making a sandwich?

>Having really hot sex with Taylor Swift.
>Suddenly her cats enters and tries to attack me.
>In defense I jizz all over him.
>She writes a song about it called "Man Juice and my cat".
>It sells billions.
>Wake up.
>We get married.
>But I accidentally kill her cat.
>She grabs her microphone and tries to kill me.
>I jumped over her and grab an axe and cut the bridge we´re standing on.
>I´m Mario.
>MFW.

Yo Kelly, that's cool and all and Imma let you finish, but Maryam had one of the Best comments of ALL time!

someone needs to make a song about nutella ... witht he opening lyrics being "Guys i mother fucking love nutella"

Sarah Bareilles has a song for everything. Like when you don't need a man. and when you don't need a man. And when you don't need a man.

I like that country song where they sing about drinking beer.

these guys have a song for everything
when you wish you were an astronaut
when your a giant
when your Koolaid-Woman girlfriend cheats on you with Cpt. Crunch
when your a pirate and you go to prom
when your in love with a Ninja Master
when your family is taken hostage by Zombies
and when your so fucking tired on a train and some dude wont stfu

Nickleback has a song for everything to!
For when you like to party.
For when you like to party and get drunk
For when you like to party and have sex with slutty chicks
For when you like to party and do drugs
For when you like to party, do drugs, have sex and get drunk
For when you can't play instruments for shit and peak with your first album

So much variety.

Seems Legit!