A for effort. Which story would you rather hear? The man's or the woman's? When I put this up at 3 in the morning I had no hopes that it would make frontpage. I'm just glad I gave you something you all enjoyed. Thanks for the thumbs!  Whether it was a repost or not, I made a lot of you laugh. That's what FJ is all about. Thanks for my first frontpage. Feels
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A for effort

Which story would you rather hear? The man's or the woman's?
When I put this up at 3 in the morning I had no hopes that it would make frontpage. I'm just glad I gave you something you all enjoyed. Thanks for the thumbs!
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Which story would you rather hear? The man's or the woman's?
When I put this up at 3 in the morning I had no hopes that it would make frontpage. I'm just glad I gave you something you all enjoyed. Thanks for the thumbs!

Whether it was a repost or not, I made a lot of you laugh. That's what FJ is all about. Thanks for my first frontpage.
Feels good man.

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User avatar #5 - lolollo (09/27/2011) [+] (11 replies)
For some reason I want to say that this is what would happen if Stephanie Meyer and JK Rowling decided to write a novel using that pattern.
#9 - therealmagnum ONLINE (09/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
My little cousin told me "girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get stupider." Frankly, this confuses me so I asked her how were boys stupider if they excelled in space travel before girls got out of college? She kicked me in the shin and ran, but I know I won.
#168 - ibinluv (09/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
heh heh
#18 - staticenhance (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#181 - lafonce (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - beeradthelaw ONLINE (09/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
As soon as I read Advance Sargeant I started dying of laughter.
As soon as I read Advance Sargeant I started dying of laughter.
#67 - vinnybonboot **User deleted account** (09/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Well she's obviously one of those bitchy feminists who thinks all men are the scum of the Earth and doesn't have a sense of humor, trying to make every single aspect of life some deep and complex thing instead of enjoying the simple things of life. $20 she makes the guy she marries take her name. That, or she becomes a lesbian.
#421 - explosivecow (09/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
**explosivecow rolled a random image**
repoost!!!
#236 - kapurass (09/28/2011) [-]
the teacher-"dance, puppets, dance!!!"
#296 - durkadurka (09/28/2011) [-]
I just love the "litteray equivalent of Valium" line, because it is EXACTLY what reading literature by feminist writers is like.

The entirety of pretty much any feminist work can be summed up like this: "All guys are jerks, it sucks to be a woman, so now I'm going to do whatever I want."

I recomend avioding those works whenever possible.
#68 - gingermetuchen (09/27/2011) [-]
Ho damn. I wish I got that man for a partner. SPACE ADVENTURES FTW
Ho damn. I wish I got that man for a partner. SPACE ADVENTURES FTW
#37 - Corlan (09/27/2011) [-]
#179 - trevcars (09/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
HAHA oh fuck, is it just me or is FunnyJunk really funny today? I've read a shit-ton of funny comments too! Great way to end a great day! Time for some tea.
User avatar #17 - corundum (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I think that both of their stories sucked, but were amazing together.
#517 - xanlet (09/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I guess her writing style wasn't

*puts on sunglasses*

His cup of tea
#240 - shabbarbie (09/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
for some reason all of a sudden right when i saw the teacher part i started cracking up so hard, also here is the pic if anyone needs it
#862 - whipcrem (09/28/2011) [-]
haha
#666 - imageroller (09/28/2011) [-]
**imageroller rolled a random image** Me when I read the girls side.. God she's a bitch
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