That Could Come In Handy. That Could Come In Handy. I put this en my teefee table when I leave my apartment in case anyone Breaks in. ts the first thing you see That Could Come
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User avatar #7 - DisgruntledTomato (09/27/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Why would you arm them? D:
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#64 to #55 - righteousmuffin (09/28/2011) [-]
**righteousmuffin rolled a random image** Nobody gives a **** .
#101 - foxity (09/28/2011) [-]
Later that night when you try to bring a chick home
#110 - hoifoichoi (09/28/2011) [-]
<- what your room should look like instead
#139 - Serjical (09/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I don't know why, but I instantly thought of this.
#11 - Hase (09/27/2011) [-]
**Hase rolled a random image** This was on the front page last week
#122 - FightClub (09/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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i'd believe it
User avatar #102 - shaunr (09/28/2011) [+] (11 replies)
or the theif decides to put on the mask and prepare for you to get home, and then tie you up and mutilate you.
#29 - grrphc (09/27/2011) [+] (11 replies)
You could say it could come in FACEY
#19 - deadking (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
*Spiderman breaks in*
#117 - ryjed (09/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#159 - straightjacket (09/28/2011) [-]
** Maid comes in sees it and freaks out, goes and gets landlord landlord is entirely turned on by the piece that he vigorously tears her apron off her then slowly strips her they have sweaty hot sex it is now 3:30 you get off work at 4:00 the maid and landlord are in your bed smoking cigarettes when the maid brings up "you did no wear condom?" the landlord gives her a smirk it is now 3:50 your on your way home the maid quickly cleans up the mess and the landlord is gone you come home to see a pile of blood on the floor with a note the note says turn around. the door is closed and it has a not on it it says open me....
He then opens the door gets on the floor every one do the dinosaur.
#68 - teutoburg (09/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Thanks for the evidence!
#33 - blockheadboy (09/28/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#17 - fellfox ONLINE (09/27/2011) [-]
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#162 - HolyArachnid (09/28/2011) [+] (15 replies)
If some stupid ************ ever breaks into my house, I'm going to beat him senseless with my baseball bat, tape him up securely and throw him in my basement. I'm going to spend the next several months comprehensively torturing him: making tiny little knife incisions, pinpricks and cigarette burns over every square inch of his body; sticking sewing needles through his eyeballs, tongue, and testicles; tearing out his teeth, fingernails and toenails; applying sandpaper and alcohol to his wounds; anything else I can think of. Before I finally release him, I'll cut off his hands and feet and sever his vocal cords so he can't communicate who did all this sick **** to him.

Teach him to **** with me.
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