childhood ruined?

#325 - xJSLRx **User deleted account** (04/14/2010) [-]

It s been 21 days 3 hours and 12 minutes ever since I became aware of your existance due to our little encounter as you can see below. I have dreams... night sweats remembering about your little comment whitch happens to be number 318 the area code number where satan just happens to live. ever since I have been aware of your existance I cant think straight and It stings when I pee. I dont like you

#318 - KabulMan (03/24/2010) [-]

Jasmine and little mermaid by far are the funniest. I don't get the beauty & the beast one.

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#324 to #318 - xJSLRx **User deleted account** (04/04/2010) [-]

Are you fucking with my head? How is it possible that with just one comment, you completely Blew my mind with your ignorance?

btw if you even know what btw is without googling it, Whats with that pic of what looks like a perverted rock?

#322 to #318 - ImJosephStalin (04/03/2010) [-]

Cuz it's BEAUTY and the beast

#311 - mizwarlock (03/18/2010) [-]

owww little mermaid.... mmmm!!

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#308 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]

little mermaid looks delicious

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#306 - sircool (03/16/2010) [-]

jasmine=middle eastern Rambo and when i saw little mermaid my jaw literally droped

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#307 to #306 - PirateMatey (03/16/2010) [-]

I know right? Go Jasmine!

#305 - anonymous (03/16/2010) [-]

Jasmine is pretty hot, dosent look like she aged much

#304 - squashman (03/16/2010) [-]

princess jasmine is the shit! lol

#300 - MissJayPom (03/15/2010) [-]

The Princess Jasmine one was a little racist, but so fucking funny!

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#315 to #300 - xJSLRx **User deleted account** (03/24/2010) [-]

You are a stupid muther fucking peice of shit that should have his ball's cut off to prevent you from reproducing. How the bloody fuck is that shit racist you muther fucking nigger.

#309 to #300 - anonymous (03/17/2010) [-]

sure its racist but racist is funny

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#316 to #309 - xJSLRx **User deleted account** (03/24/2010) [-]

How is a fact going to be racist you stupid fucking asian. Are you going to ignore, dismiss and repress an absolute biological and uncontradictable fact of fucking nature? These fucker's strap on bomb's and obliterate themselves for sex!

#310 to #309 - MissJayPom (03/17/2010) [-]

that's the point!!!

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#317 to #310 - xJSLRx **User deleted account** (03/24/2010) [-]

What living breathing being (Other than these fucker's) in their right state of conscience would think they can have sex with fifty virgins after their dick is half a block down the street?

#319 to #317 - KabulMan (03/24/2010) [-]

OK what the fuck is your problem first of all its 72 not 50 virgins. Second if your in heaven your soul didn't blow off its dick only the physical human, and you don't bring your corpse to heaven. third I'm a muslim and NO WHERE I MEAN NO WHERE does it say in the Qur'an does it say you get 72 virgins if you become a shaheed (martr) those terrorists who claim to do the work of Allah are non-muslim scum of the earth. so calm the fuck down.

#320 to #319 - xJSLRx **User deleted account** (03/28/2010) [-]

Do you have any idea how stoned I was when posting that.

#321 to #320 - KabulMan (03/31/2010) [-]

No I can't tell if someone is stoned through type...its one of the computers greatest weaknesses...sorry.

#323 to #321 - xJSLRx **User deleted account** (04/04/2010) [-]

Realy? you can' tell? Well.... I take it back. You guy arent dumb. yall are flat out nutz.

#312 to #310 - rubymermaid (03/18/2010) [-]

people who are offended by racist and/or womens rights jokes shouldnt be on FJ (Im a girl btw)

#313 to #312 - MissJayPom (03/18/2010) [-]

I completely agree. I am honored to make sammiches!