Entertaining yourself in a super market. Some tips on how to entertain yourself in a super market !. l. Take 24 packs cf centime and gently put them inte differ
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Entertaining yourself in a super market

Entertaining yourself in a super market. Some tips on how to entertain yourself in a super market !. l. Take 24 packs cf centime and gently put them inte differ

Some tips on how to entertain yourself in a super market !

l. Take 24 packs cf centime and gently put
them inte different castamere buying carte.
E. Ge ta the electric eaction cf
the and eet the clicke, ea that
ene will ring eyery 5 minutes.
3. With a little hit cf help frem acme
tomate educe draw a track an the fleur
witch leads ta the terlet.
3. When a ehee , wante ta effer
yeu acme help etait crying and icream
Leave me alevel"
4. Lack at. a security camera, uee it
a mirier, and at. the emme time
pick your neeh.
5. Examining a eet cf kitchen
knives, ask the ehee
where can yeu buy acme calming
pills.
6. Hide behind clother and when
near them ,eay:
Pick me, pick mel"
voices, again i
7. When yeu hear an lay an the 'ity
flu: -er and etait screaming: "Nal Net theer 'thegirl,',
pdf.
8. Ge inte a fitting ream, and after a couple
cf minutes ' icream l "Hey, the terlet paper
is depleted, againa"
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#19 to #14 - treeclimberIoI (09/27/2011) [-]
i was thinking the same thing
#18 - zekeymanrs (09/27/2011) [-]
Theres two #3's.
Theres two #3's.
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#63 - John Cena (09/27/2011) [-]
Make the pack of condoms extra small.
User avatar #74 to #63 - CrabFace (09/27/2011) [-]
Or extra thick anal ones.
#28 - microro (09/27/2011) [-]
**microro rolled a random image**
#51 - John Cena (09/27/2011) [-]
this **** is as old as dialin internet !
and adding ******* rage faces doesn't change the joke
#26 - John Cena (09/27/2011) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image** my face when you posted something from years ago
#20 - timmyaaa (09/27/2011) [-]
"draw a track on the floor witch leads to the toilet"
track on the floor witch leads to the
the floor witch leads to
floor witch leads
witch
witch.............
User avatar #42 to #20 - pyromaniacmonster (09/27/2011) [-]
You're right.
I know "which" is used incorrectly, but shouldn't it be "that"? Because "which" is set off my commas whereas "that" isn't.
User avatar #96 to #42 - timmyaaa (09/27/2011) [-]
Ya you're right. This guy does not know his grammar....
User avatar #12 - gurmetresurection (09/27/2011) [-]
move a caution wet floor sign to a carpeted area
User avatar #13 to #12 - theace (09/27/2011) [-]
When you see a police man in the market, start screaming: No, they found me ! Nooo! XD
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User avatar #25 - freemanareso (09/27/2011) [-]
Way to steal something older than the internet OP
#3 - John Cena (09/26/2011) [-]
Repost of a WallMart letter to Mrs. X.
These were the exact actions of her spouse that got both of them banned from the store.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sketchE (09/26/2011) [-]
your thinking kmart and these are all on the list of 101 ways to get kicked out of walmart
#56 - sodr (09/27/2011) [-]
**sodr rolled a random image** awesome
**sodr rolled a random image** awesome
User avatar #38 - Loppytaffy (09/27/2011) [-]
Or, a more hilarious versian, ft our favourite Egyptian and British bipolar card game playing villainous duo, "333 ways to get thrown out of Target" on fanfiction.net.
#22 - ahlycks (09/27/2011) [-]
I swear I just saw some paper complaining that some guy got that did those exact same things.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - avaratia (09/27/2011) [-]
:S " put condoms into other customers' buying carts" is what I originally read :D
User avatar #1 - iwasawa ONLINE (09/26/2011) [-]
imma try everything xD
User avatar #33 - TheFormerAnonymous (09/27/2011) [-]
These were taken from the K-mart (or whatever store it was) that kicked some guy out for life.....for doing all of these plus some......funny as it is...I'd prefer to read the letter version....
#34 to #33 - bloodsoakedtie (09/27/2011) [-]
OP is a fag
#16 - John Cena (09/27/2011) [-]
****** reposttt...
User avatar #35 - semisane (09/27/2011) [-]
5. (improved) ask the assistant where you can find either knives or antidepressants
9. Go to the register with a roll of plastic wrap, a box of rubber bands, and a box of condoms. Ask which would be more expensive.
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