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For the negative comments and those who disagree, 9 times out of 10 you're blatantly lying to yourself or twisting my words. Don't make excuses and rationalize to make yourself feel better. Face the demons inside and fight them.

First let me say this is very long but I think 9/ 10 of the
males of Funnyjunk will benefit from reading it all,
opening their mind and being true to their self. Ask
yourself before you automatically disagree if this might
actually apply to you. It doesn' t make you a bad person
and it' s not your fault. We are instinctively meant to be
Leaders, Alpha Males, Warriors, and Hunters but the
society we are brought up in today teaches us that
being sexual is bad and Disney loves to show us, when
we' re young, how the girl always falls for the "nice",
shy guy. This DOES happen and nothing below applies
100% of the time, but you should be well aware by now
that the attractive girls almost never go for the "nice"
guy, and here' s why:
Stop lying to yourself. Are you "nice" or do you Just not
have enough confidence to tell the girl what you really
want. Do you define "nice" as having no values and
compromising your goals to please others for no reason
other than low self esteem and a desperate outreach
for love, friendship, and acceptance? It' s time to take
charge of your goals and passions in life. You are a train
traveling towards those goals and any women you' re
interested in is welcome to come along for the ride but
they will never knock you off course.
Nice guys" and "Jerks" have one thing in common:
They both believe that women are only tricked into
having sex. The "jerk" does the tricking and the "nice"
guy deliberately avoids sex to prove that they are "nice"
and then proceed to do a bunch of favors for the girl
until she wants to have sex with the "nice" guy.
It' s dishonest and frankly so many nice guys expect that
a girl will fall for them after they drive them around and
buy them stuff. Basically it' s like they see women as
legal prostitutes.
Subconsciously they want the same thing as the "jerk"
yet they rationalize their low self esteem and insecurity
about sex with the term "Nice Guy".
Jerks get laid because they' re confident and assertive.
Nice guys do not because they are not masculine. They
let themselves be walked all over and it demonstrates
to the girl that they will take anyones' **** . How are you
supposed to protect her if you can' t even stand up to her
for yourself.
Another thing to remember is girls like sex Just as much
as men. Sex and wanting sex is not a bad thing. It' s
human nature. The bad thing is thinking of sex as a
reward or ulterior motive. If you start acting a little
selfish, and a lot more assertive, polite and confident,
you' ll be surprised by how much better women respond
to you.
Start carrying yourself proudly, like you' re a
leader, and people look up to you. Stand up for what
YOU want to do and try to take the lead in social
in social situations. Validate yourself, don' t let your
esteem be driven by some outside source like a friend
or girlfriend. If you think it' s funny, say it. If you think
it' s fun, do it. You know that voice in your head that
always says "I wish I would have done that!" "I wish
I would have said that!" That' s your conscience/ ego
talking and he wants to come out. Start letting him
out and listening to him. He will get you into
trouble, no doubt, but he will make you better for
If you ask women about this they' ll tell you they want
the nice guy and they' re right. The thing they don' t
tell you is that that' s what they want once they are
ALREADY IN the relationship. They won' t tell you what
INITIALLY ATTRACTS them, which is why Jerks get into
relationships, and they usually don' t last.
If you ask them about all of the stuffy said you' ll be
surprised to hear how much they agree.
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#198 - nicobe (09/27/2011) [-]
This is the kinda stuff thought up in showers, but forgotten during the day.
#159 - xkmarcus (09/27/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I have autism, I rarely leave my house, and if any of my family's friends are downstairs, I avoid going downstairs and stay up here in my room, I'm that damn shy, I even avoid going downstairs if one of my uncles or cousins are here.

The only people I'm confident enough to do pretty much anything with is my 4 family members....

I think I'm quite a while away from ever even talking to a girl, never mind trying to ask one out...
#965 - harharhar (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#733 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
half of what you said makes a little sense. the other half is retarded ****** ******** .when i want to attract a woman i find suitable for me..........i go in and lay on the charm. "charm" is what ADULT MALES use to appeal to women at the starting point of conversation. an who the **** are you to say nice guys are pussies. bring on any macho man i the "nice guy" will straight **** them up and snap their ****** neck and then ill just go back to being nice to the girl. if you cant understand the proper time to be masculine and the proper time to be a little more sensitive you need to learn how to be a real, grown ass man. all the girl at my work; i hit on them all the time i even say sexual things to them, never crossing any boundaries. but whenever they have a serious problem i as a "grown ass man" sit down, shut the **** up, keep full eye contact, and keep my ears open to listen to whats bugging them. thats what a real man is about. im not afraid to be masculine and if you wanna find out you better have life insurance. but you should learn the proper time to tone down the masculinity. as for girls who like jerks, theyre just the ****** retards who dont realise they are getting ****** and left until they wise up at like age 35. you can have as much sex as you ******* want. every ****** hour on the hour if you want as long as its monogamous. guys if your bros ask you how much pussy your getting tell them your ****** your girl every night and they`ll be like "dam bro, thats more than i get". im getting off track. basically a "nice guy" will have the intention of being in a "sexually" monogamous long term relationship with a woman without the intention of hurting her or moving on to the next girl as soon as he sleeps with her. he will still get sex often, just with the same person and they will both be happy and possibly live the rest of their lives together. sorry for bad language.
#909 - tooshudoods (09/27/2011) [-]
The girls I date have a particular taste...the taste of my wiener.
#264 - Funnymick (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
ITT: "ugly" guys pissed that an extremely attractive girl wont give them the time of day. Yet they find it ok to ignore an "ugly" girl.
#722 - wheredawhitewomen (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
******** . I won girlfriends by being a nice guy and being funny. Girls love a guy that makes them laugh.

I guess the above works just fine if you're trying to attract girls who are more shallow than a ******* kiddie pool.
#748 - korday (09/27/2011) [-]
i can't read
#319 - KillYourself (09/27/2011) [-]
be ASSERTIVE
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#750 - thepredestrian (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
How about.....just living your life normally and the way you always have been? I mean, if the right one comes along, then the right one does come along...You dont have to project a false image just to get what you want when in the end you will not be able to sustain it
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#542 - Rotnpankake (09/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
This is the real reason- When a girl is little and asks her parents why a boy is picking on her, they say "It's because he likes you" that is basically ingrained in their mind.
#973 - progex (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
That's sounds like an excuse for being virgin XD
That's sounds like an excuse for being virgin XD
#919 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/27/2011) [-]
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