Disneyland Deaths. well why the not I'll be making Walt Disney World,Tokyo Disney, Disneyland Paris death comps soon if you want moar!.. I almost died on a roller coaster: >Be 7 >Going to Six Flags >Going on a loopty-loop ride >Get on >Apparently fatass sat here before me because t
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Disneyland Deaths

well why the **** not
I'll be making Walt Disney World,Tokyo Disney, Disneyland Paris death comps soon if you want moar!

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Submitted: 09/26/2011
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#13 - zijoj **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #25 - righteousmuffin (09/27/2011) [+] (9 replies)
I almost died on a roller coaster:
>Be 7
>Going to Six ******* Flags
>Going on a loopty-loop ride
>Get on
>Apparently fatass sat here before me because the seat belt was stretched out all the way
>Try to tighten it
>Dumbass operator turns on ride
>My heart sinks as I hurry up to fasten
>Dumb seat belt isn't budging
>Now going 60 MPH and holding on to seat belt tightly
>Going on the loopty-loop
>FML
>Pray
>Close eyes
>Ride is over
>Thank god and run to parents
>"Wasn't that fun??"
>"MOM I ALMOST DIED."
>"*laughs* Don't be ridiculous. It wasn't that bad."
> **** YOUR **** I ALMOST CRUSHED MY SKULL
#74 - kapurass (09/27/2011) [-]
like I wasn't scared of rides enough
like I wasn't scared of rides enough
#78 - emprodigy (09/27/2011) [-]
MFW I realize I go to Disneyland almost every weekend (annual pass) and Indiana Jones is my favorite ride.
MFW I realize I go to Disneyland almost every weekend (annual pass) and Indiana Jones is my favorite ride.
#52 - wraithnotfromhalo (09/27/2011) [-]
im sorry but i find it hilarious to imagine a body being dragged across the people mover at 2 miles an hour
#300 - josieabby (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#146 - thetattooedone (09/27/2011) [+] (6 replies)
The 1st one kinda upset me. My dad was crushed, at 19 and before I was born, by a cement truck with a broken hi-low beeper. The driver couldn't see him and my dad couldn't hear him. The man who crushed him, had to go to counseling for years to cope with what he did and actually ended up killing himself.
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#111 - hauntzor (09/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
>Be me, ten years old at Disney World  
>Ride the Tower of Terror  
>Sitting in seats as elevator moves up to the top floor  
>No one tells me that grabbing onto the handles on the side is recommended to survival  
>Ass floats nearly two feet off of the seat as the chairs plummet down without warning  
>Grab handles at the last 						*******					 millisecond  
  
>Mfw I realize I almost 						*******					 died
>Be me, ten years old at Disney World
>Ride the Tower of Terror
>Sitting in seats as elevator moves up to the top floor
>No one tells me that grabbing onto the handles on the side is recommended to survival
>Ass floats nearly two feet off of the seat as the chairs plummet down without warning
>Grab handles at the last ******* millisecond

>Mfw I realize I almost ******* died
#8 - Funnyfagget (09/26/2011) [-]
moar!
moar!
User avatar #65 - friednazi (09/27/2011) [-]
Dude you just ruined a ton of good memories.
As in every summer since I was 5.
User avatar #228 - jtroll (09/27/2011) [-]
I'm staying at Disneyland Hotel at this very moment....... Save me.
#83 - nervouspinata (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Two weeks before I went to Disneyworld, a 4 year old kid died on the Mission to Mars ride. Apparently the intense spinning of the ride, used to simulate twice the force of Earth's gravity, was too much for his heart and he died in a hospital soon after. MFW I heard.
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#320 to #318 - jrook (09/27/2011) [-]
Did you die on your visit???
#307 - wheredawhitewomen (09/27/2011) [+] (1 reply)
People can post these stories all they want, but I will never be terrified of and stop loving roller coasters, mainly because I sit down the entire ride instead of unbuckling myself like dumbass Mark Maples.
#296 - mandatorytrolling (09/27/2011) [+] (2 replies)
(To whoever is reading this) Does anybody ever think of some "documentary" type of voice while reading these sort of things?
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User avatar #10 - tinywerewolf (09/26/2011) [-]
mommy, I don't wanna visit Disney world anymore
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