Disneyland Deaths. well why the not I'll be making Walt Disney World,Tokyo Disney, Disneyland Paris death comps soon if you want moar!.. I almost died on a roller coaster: >Be 7 >Going to Six Flags >Going on a loopty-loop ride >Get on >Apparently fatass sat here before me because t Disneyland Deaths well why the not I'll be making Walt Disney World Tokyo Paris death comps soon if you want moar! I almost died on a roller coaster: >Be 7 >Going to Six Flags loopty-loop ride >Get >Apparently fatass sat here before me because t
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#13 - zijoj **User deleted account**
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User avatar #15 to #13 - angrypoo [OP]
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Good luck ;)
Joking, a lot of these deaths are caused by people being dicks and had it coming to them anyway.

Have a great time!
User avatar #103 to #15 - OkiePop
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Thats what I was thinking until I saw the one that was just from maintenance issues....
User avatar #25 - righteousmuffin
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I almost died on a roller coaster:
>Be 7
>Going to Six ******* Flags
>Going on a loopty-loop ride
>Get on
>Apparently fatass sat here before me because the seat belt was stretched out all the way
>Try to tighten it
>Dumbass operator turns on ride
>My heart sinks as I hurry up to fasten
>Dumb seat belt isn't budging
>Now going 60 MPH and holding on to seat belt tightly
>Going on the loopty-loop
>FML
>Pray
>Close eyes
>Ride is over
>Thank god and run to parents
>"Wasn't that fun??"
>"MOM I ALMOST DIED."
>"*laughs* Don't be ridiculous. It wasn't that bad."
>**** YOUR **** I ALMOST CRUSHED MY SKULL
#326 to #25 - uberjesus
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>Be 13
>Going to some amusement park in the states
>Older brothers friend makes me go on roller coaster with him
>Get on
>Safety bar and me have like a foot between
>We keep smashing into the bar with our stomachs
>Finally get off
>Stagering into each other
>Look into each others eyes lean in..
>Matching fanny packs suddenly bump into each other and break open and all of our spaghetti falls out onto a group of small children
>Them crying were trying to pick the spaghetti
>Angery soccer moms start yelling at us
>Drop are fanny packs and run away crying in shame
#197 to #25 - exoh
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> 15 yr old me
> be at 6 flags in chicago go on the raging bull
> storm hits at the start of the ride
> they decide to shut down the ride after ours is done because its a severe storm or something
> power surge
> all the harness things open up and wont lock again
> just before big drop of the ride
> operators didnt notice because of our height
> everyone freaks the **** out and holds on for dear life
> the power goes completely out after big drop and almost at loopty-loop
> thank Cthulhu that it stopped
> operators get us off
> fat lady threatens to sue because she could have died
> little kid throws up on her
> i laugh and go buy 50$ worth of churros to keep my mind off the fact that I could have died
> pic is my response
> never go back

it actually was really bad, i got lucky on that ride, turns out on one of the roller coasters some little kid broke his femur and almost lost his leg because he fell out on one of the loopty loops and actually dropped the whole way down. and a bunch of people got stuck on the superman ride for about 2 hours in the middle of the storm
#46 to #25 - harryballzack
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I had a realy similar experience.
>be about 11
>at universal studios hollywood
>with my mom, dad, and silbings
>my dad he is a big guy and I like to sit next to him on rides cuz he is fun
>He asks me to go on Jarassic Park with him
>mfw there is a huge drop (I was scared ******** of them at the time)
>I say okay really nervously
>We get on the ride
>it is a two seat-er and one bar for the two of us.
>he is a big guy like I said, so there is like a 1ft. gap between me and the bar.
>I get ******* terrified
>I am convinced I might ******* die today
>we take off.
>everything is going well
>we get to the drop.
>******************
>We go down I get lifted in the air
(continued)
User avatar #49 to #46 - harryballzack
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>almost fall out, but my dad holds on to me tight
>thank god for that
>I've just escaped death.
>I finally get off the rid
>go for the exit
>open the door and leave, breathe in the fresah air and no dinosaures are walking today
User avatar #168 to #49 - majorasworld
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That last part, where I read "open the door", I was just about to murder your mother.

I have a story of my own:

>Go to themepark
>Go on the awesome kiddie ride
>Dad: "Hey son, wanna go on the epic mega death ride with 30 loops and no safety bar???"
>Me: "No thanks"
>Enjoy kiddie ride

Then I shot up the school.
User avatar #174 to #168 - harryballzack
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sounds like you had a blast!
haha
I remember my dad asked me to go on superman with him at disneyland and I wasn't allowed because I was too short, so I was crying all day.
#226 to #168 - salmonofdoubt
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>be 12
>at boomers (run down as ****)
>get on Ferris wheel
>whole seat to myself
>15 year old brother and friend in seat behind me (when at top)
>reach top
>ferris wheel stops
>OH GOD WHY
>realize I'm an idiot because it always stops
>brother's friend starts rocking my seat back and forth
>mfw
>crying for dear life
>he's laughing like a mad man
>brother poker faces
>never forget
User avatar #373 to #226 - majorasworld
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>Be 12
>Go on crappy Ferris wheel
>Reach the top
>Ferris wheel was actually stairs in my house
>Go to my room
>Play videogames
User avatar #45 to #25 - NotAdmin
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>be 11
> be at county fair
> with my friend at the time monica
> go on a stupid county fair rollercoaster the wheel of fire
> its the ride where its one big loop and you basically just go up and down over and over again
> sometimes you get stuck at the top for dramatic effect
> get stuck at top
> monicas lap bar comes undone
> hangs for dear life upside down
> pukes
> lands on operator below
> starts freaking out
> a bunch of other workers come over to see the hub bub
> see monica about to die
> bring ride down safely
> i shat my pants
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#74 - kapurass
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like I wasn't scared of rides enough
like I wasn't scared of rides enough
#78 - emprodigy
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MFW I realize I go to Disneyland almost every weekend (annual pass) and Indiana Jones is my favorite ride.
MFW I realize I go to Disneyland almost every weekend (annual pass) and Indiana Jones is my favorite ride.
#52 - wraithnotfromhalo
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im sorry but i find it hilarious to imagine a body being dragged across the people mover at 2 miles an hour
#300 - josieabby
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User avatar #302 to #300 - BobbyMcFerrin
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he says whats in that gif...but all i hear is PREPARE YOUR ANUSSSSS!!!!
#146 - thetattooedone
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The 1st one kinda upset me. My dad was crushed, at 19 and before I was born, by a cement truck with a broken hi-low beeper. The driver couldn't see him and my dad couldn't hear him. The man who crushed him, had to go to counseling for years to cope with what he did and actually ended up killing himself.
User avatar #184 to #146 - webshark
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i cant even imagine something like that... i is sorry T_T
#306 to #146 - twigster
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I'm sorry to here that :(
#337 to #146 - safo
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a few months ago, I was with my uncle and he drives a really old Honda Accord (the small one)

this huge Cement truck with six wheels as big as our car, merged into our lane and crushed the whole left side of the car (there was huge traffic at the time).

I saved my uncle by unbuckling his seat because he was panicking from all the broken glass of the left side, he could have been crushed

The trucker claimed he didn't hear any of our screaming and only heard a very feint sound.

His wheels are now coated with my Uncle's car paintjob..

******* truckers. True Story.
User avatar #377 to #337 - thetattooedone
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Wow. People are so stupid. If only they would pay attention.
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User avatar #266 to #248 - thegingermancan
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^--------------- the medic's reactions after arriving at the scene
#111 - hauntzor
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>Be me, ten years old at Disney World  
>Ride the Tower of Terror  
>Sitting in seats as elevator moves up to the top floor  
>No one tells me that grabbing onto the handles on the side is recommended to survival  
>Ass floats nearly two feet off of the seat as the chairs plummet down without warning  
>Grab handles at the last ******* millisecond  
  
>Mfw I realize I almost ******* died
>Be me, ten years old at Disney World
>Ride the Tower of Terror
>Sitting in seats as elevator moves up to the top floor
>No one tells me that grabbing onto the handles on the side is recommended to survival
>Ass floats nearly two feet off of the seat as the chairs plummet down without warning
>Grab handles at the last ******* millisecond

>Mfw I realize I almost ******* died
#123 to #111 - xxTheJesterxx
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User avatar #121 to #111 - stealthybutscratch
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aren't there seat belts on the tower of terror?
User avatar #122 to #121 - hauntzor
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Oh you know me, being ten years old and not knowing how to tighten a seat belt for ****
#8 - Funnyfagget
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moar!
moar!