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Uploaded by: longhairedbeast
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#73
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sierramistfourteen (09/27/2011) [-] 
my dad told me a story about when he was in high school.
there was this really hot russian foreign exchange student who was really pretty and nice. his friends and him decided to invite her to a party. she was having a great time until she had to use the rest room. she asked where it was and quietly did her business. my dad happened to used the bathroom after her, he walked in and in the toilet was the largest turd that he has ever seen in his life. worse of all, there was no toilet paper in the toilet, but plenty on the holder...
<------ his face
there was this really hot russian foreign exchange student who was really pretty and nice. his friends and him decided to invite her to a party. she was having a great time until she had to use the rest room. she asked where it was and quietly did her business. my dad happened to used the bathroom after her, he walked in and in the toilet was the largest turd that he has ever seen in his life. worse of all, there was no toilet paper in the toilet, but plenty on the holder...
<------ his face
#129
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SNUPINGASUSUALISEE (09/27/2011) [-] What the mall in your town has: shit
What the mall an hour away has: EVERYTHING
What the mall an hour away has: EVERYTHING
#64
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FelipeRuiz (09/27/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
Let me tell you a story my roommate once told me.
Apparently when we were in secondary school, about Sophomore year, he came to school with chorro one day. During 2nd hour he was convinced he either had to dash to the restroom or let it out all over the floor. He proceeds to fly down the hallway and relieve himself in the stall, leaving behind a fantastic mess. I'm talking shit all over the WALLS. After he leaves, he notices a janitor walking into the stall with a mop. The entire building could hear the ensuing cries of the janitor as he discordantly shouted "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK."
Apparently when we were in secondary school, about Sophomore year, he came to school with chorro one day. During 2nd hour he was convinced he either had to dash to the restroom or let it out all over the floor. He proceeds to fly down the hallway and relieve himself in the stall, leaving behind a fantastic mess. I'm talking shit all over the WALLS. After he leaves, he notices a janitor walking into the stall with a mop. The entire building could hear the ensuing cries of the janitor as he discordantly shouted "WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK."
#79
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notmadguy (09/27/2011) [+]
(7 replies)
CAN SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN WHY THE FUCK THIS IS HAPPENING? Seriously I'm about to lose my mind trying to figure this out.
#125
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nathanexxplosion (09/27/2011) [+]
(2 replies)
METAL THRASHING MAD!!!
you get a thumb up just for that reference alone.
you get a thumb up just for that reference alone.
#87
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thebaker (09/27/2011) [+]
(6 replies)
I fucking lost at this point. I read it with a british accent.
#131
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thefurey (09/27/2011) [-] This is the first thing in a LONG LONG time on here that I literally laughed out loud at and everyone around me stared at me. I couldnt explain to them what was so funny, because none of them wouldve gotten it. I continued laughing silently for another 2 minutes. Congratulations to you. First thumb i give of the day.
#124
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umakemelol (09/27/2011) [+]
(5 replies)
am i the only one who imagined him saying "Gentleman" in the Spy voice??
