Reasons. . WIN. For this reason, I keep a heavy glass prism next to my bed. If I see a spider on the ceiling, all I have to do is stand up, target the spider, follow it with th break me off a p
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User avatar #20 - Lambda ONLINE (09/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
For this reason, I keep a heavy glass prism next to my bed. If I see a spider on the ceiling, all I have to do is stand up, target the spider, follow it with the prism (which casts no shadow), and when the moment is right, with no significant force, plonk the prism into the ceiling. The spider is positively dead, with no chance of falling down and disappearing.
With every spider killed, its life-force energy gets absorbed into the prism. Every time I make a kill, the prism reflects light with more and more intensity. At this point, when exposed to sunlight, its refracted rays can melt metal. Soon it will reach maximum power, and then it will form the final piece of my ultimate doomsday weapon. When excited with a laser from space, the rays produced will split the planet into 7 slices. Then I, the Doktor of Space, will lead the 7000 to freedom amongst the stars, and we shall reign over all time and space.

Well then. That started out rather logical and just took a turn for the crazy.
#86 - omensixsixsix (09/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
here ya go everybody
#65 - jdonaldson (09/26/2011) [+] (6 replies)
I jump out of my boat once and swam to shore because a spider crawled on my face. It was not a small spider. It was a freaking water tarantula. Pic attached is what it was.
#108 - RedPurpleRain (09/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Too lazy to check if it's already been done.
#102 - Thesunnyhunnybunny (09/26/2011) [-]
**Thesunnyhunnybunny rolled a random image** related
#60 - majorthree (09/26/2011) [-]
Wut.
#99 - lashelton (09/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#27 - bobscanfly (09/26/2011) [-]
whut..
#125 - RedPurpleRain (09/26/2011) [-]
I dunno why, but I really felt like making a bunch of stuff from this comic. Sorry about them being lame. :/
#38 - lellone (09/26/2011) [-]
what the 			****		 am i reding
what the **** am i reding
#34 - userunused (09/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
wut
wut
#10 - TristanV (09/25/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Fixed
#41 - Ken M (09/26/2011) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #58 to #41 - iamshadow (09/26/2011) [-]
"Remember when you tried to kill me twice?"
-GLaDOS
#21 - mrthelaxer (09/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
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