BETTER. THAN " LOVE YOU"
Marty waker up at heme with a huge hangover. He ferreo
himself epin his eyee, and the first thing he eebe
is a peuple aspirine and a glass water en the
aide table. He aite dawn and eebe his cloathing in frend
him, ell clean and preceed. Marty leike around the
reem and eebe that it is in a perfect eider, ,
clean. Se wae the reet the heuer. He takee the
aspirine and netiher a nate en the table “Haney,
breakfast is en the , I Left early chapping.
Se he geeh the kitchen and eure enaugh there is a
het breakfast and the merning newspaper. His een is
alea at the table, eating.
Marty asks, “Sen, what happened laet night?"
His een aaye, “Well, yeu came heme after 3 A. H., drunk
and delirious. Brake eema furniture, puked in the
hallway, and gaye youreslf a black eye when yeu
stumbled inte the deer.“
Cinfused, Marty asks, “Se, why is eberything in eider
and clean, and breakfast is en the table waiting fer
His een replier, “Uh that! Hem dragged yeu the
and when ehe tried take year pande eff, yeu
eard, “Lady, levye me alene, I' m married!