Bathroom misconceptions. not even lying my boss laughed and said wear two pairs of gloves<br /> bottom of mens toilet is a stain<br /> help me get t Bathroom misconceptions not even lying my boss laughed and said wear two pairs of gloves<br /> bottom mens toilet is a stain<br help me get t
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Bathroom misconceptions. not even lying my boss laughed and said wear two pairs of gloves<br /> bottom of mens toilet is a stain<br /> help me get t

not even lying my boss laughed and said wear two pairs of gloves<br />
bottom of mens toilet is a stain<br />
help me get this to the front so these females can read it<br />
*edit*since some people cant figure it out, i am a handyman at a grocery store and have to clean up the big messes that stupid people leave behind

this is the sterotype mens public
restroom
This is an actual one, ibook this pic just today
This is the clean and sanitary stereotype womans restroom
this is a REAL womans restroom, ibook this at
the same place at the same time
After this, i wish to hear no comments about how disgusting guys
are. i mean, no, we arn' t perfect but at least our toilets don' t look
like they are 'f" raed with corn meal, canola oil, and mashed up
bananas. i know that this will get alot upthumbs down because its a
rant but I HAD TO CLEAN THIS SHIT so people need to hear
it, just because cleaning is part of my job does not mean you need to
fuck it up ladies. i mean how did you even get it on the 'floor'!? did you
forget you wern' t done or something? And that little drop on the
seat'!? you wern' t even trying were you? My only wish is that i could
have aslo gotten the drops of Mood and the splatter on the walls in
the pic also. frankly disgusted ladies, this ism the 'r" rast time
either so dont try and play it off. anyways, shitty day hope that you
F" some humor in my suffering. btw i set the gloves on 'f" rre just in
case explosive diharrea is somehow contagous.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #221 - DarrenS
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**DarrenS rolls 05,643** thats sexy **** right there XD
User avatar #224 to #221 - NotAdmin
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i have a feeling you fap to blue waffle.
User avatar #226 to #224 - DarrenS
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D': come on man i was eating wen i read that
#275 to #226 - zmastr
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aww man i was ******* when i read that
User avatar #115 - avalessa
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If you sprinkle while you tinkle, be a sweetie and whipe the seaty.
User avatar #364 - StarScream
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it looks like a boomer from left for dead and a supermutant from fallout 3 had angry sex
#371 to #364 - mad max **User deleted account**
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**mad max rolls 161,699,171** i second that
#537 - Gyrrados **User deleted account**
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User avatar #559 to #537 - buzzbad
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I worked at a grocery store once and it was my turn to clean the bathrooms. There was a turd in a urinal. I didn't clean it up, I lied n said it wasn't there when I went in to clean. Someone else had to do it!
User avatar #561 to #537 - MrFace
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Okay, I've actually seen a toilet that was overflowing with crap once. I mean come on, did they just not feel like flushing? Ugh....

But yes, this message should go out to both genders. Neither is perfect, stop pretending.
#545 to #537 - JxaXax **User deleted account**
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remember elementary? that **** was on the ceiling....
User avatar #556 to #545 - FelipeRuiz
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bwahahahahahaha!!!
#558 to #556 - JxaXax **User deleted account**
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im serious
#560 to #558 - JxaXax **User deleted account**
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remember it dripping on your ******* shirt when you washed your hands? and yes the **** rose above the sinks
User avatar #563 to #558 - FelipeRuiz
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i know, i remember that too. one time there was **** on the ceiling in the damn hallway. impatient, much.
#566 to #563 - JxaXax **User deleted account**
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...ugh...math sucked dick...because it was next to the bathrooms...
User avatar #574 to #566 - FelipeRuiz
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ugh remember when you could practically smell it from class?
#577 to #574 - JxaXax **User deleted account**
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i remember when the fat kids were the ones who forgot to wipe
User avatar #581 to #577 - FelipeRuiz
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O.o
User avatar #272 - Slunk
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Looks like your having a..
*Puts on sunglasses*
****** day.
#299 to #272 - iDontGiveAShit
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YEAAAAA!
User avatar #277 to #272 - SmellyPinkVeJayJay
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YYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #42 - RainbowHorseCrap
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If your a guy then how did you get in the womans restroom?
#61 to #42 - ihaytu
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he walked in....
User avatar #43 to #42 - THESQEEKYONE
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Hes the JANITOR
User avatar #44 to #43 - RainbowHorseCrap
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Do you see the word "janitor" anywhere in there, *******?
User avatar #45 to #44 - THESQEEKYONE
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HE SED ITS HIS JOB TO CLEAN IT AND HIS BOSS SED TO WEAR TWO PAIRS OF GLOVES, yea try reading next time asshole
User avatar #46 to #45 - RainbowHorseCrap
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Again, do you see the word "JANITOR" anywhere in this pic you ********?
User avatar #47 to #46 - THESQEEKYONE
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HIS JOB TO CLEAN IT, JANITORS CLEAN BATHROOMS ********!
User avatar #48 to #47 - RainbowHorseCrap
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And i repeat once more and i CLEARLY STATE---DO. You see. The word. Janitor. In. This. Picture?
User avatar #49 to #48 - THESQEEKYONE
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NO BUT JANITORS CLEAN BATHROOMS DICKBAG!
#52 to #49 - anon id: 31b4dd9f
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You 2 r ******* hilarious
User avatar #54 to #52 - THESQEEKYONE
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THNX...**anon**, jkjk
User avatar #51 to #49 - XxXPHILLIPSXxX
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lol
User avatar #50 to #49 - RainbowHorseCrap
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I understand that you ******* troll. But once again. For the 4th time. Do you, thesqeekytone. See the word. Janitor. In this.
User avatar #53 to #50 - THESQEEKYONE
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i just sed no u bluewaffle, but JANITORS CLEAN BATHROOMS
User avatar #55 to #53 - RainbowHorseCrap
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ONCE MORE, I understand that you ******* troll. But once again. For the 5th time. Do you, thesqeekytone. See the word. Janitor. In this.
User avatar #56 to #55 - THESQEEKYONE
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I SED FUCCKING NO! but the fact is JANITORS CLEAN BATHROOMS, so make an educated ASSUMPTION AND IF ITS HIS JOB TO CLEAN THE BATHROOM, he is probably a janitor
#57 to #56 - anon id: 282656bf
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but it never says he a janitor so stop makin 'assumptions' and shutt the **** up dickhead
User avatar #58 to #57 - THESQEEKYONE
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HE SED ITS HIS ******* JOB TO CLEAN IT U *********** ANON!
#60 to #58 - anon id: 282656bf
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just shut the **** up you dumbass ****** and go suck a horsedick!
User avatar #62 to #60 - THESQEEKYONE
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u like blue waffle u gay ass anon, get an account U DUMBASS, its FREE
#66 to #62 - anon id: a257ed2a
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don't you have to be ******* eighteen to get a ******* account?
#93 to #66 - anon id: 558b3898
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holy ass wipe. if you clean the bathrooms, youre obviously the janitor or something along those lines. Its like saying "i race cars for a living" and someone ******** on you because you didnt say you were a racecar driver.
User avatar #67 to #62 - RainbowHorseCrap
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Little Jimmy, just go back to playing with your legos, mature adults are talking. So anon, please continue.
User avatar #111 to #67 - THESQEEKYONE
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rainbow horsecrap is horse crap so STFU
User avatar #106 to #67 - Captainunhelpful
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successful troll is successful
#68 to #55 - Jizzy
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are you just ******* retarded what did you get in English maybe a F or some **** like that ... my god your a ******* moron
User avatar #69 to #68 - RainbowHorseCrap
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I beg your pardon but how is my English terrible? All these comments seem to say im speaking clearlt. Good day to you sir. Please burn in Hell.
#70 to #69 - Jizzy
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cus you cant tell its obv a cleaner ... thats E grade ****
and im atheist no such thing as hell my friend
User avatar #71 to #70 - RainbowHorseCrap
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That has nothing to do with english. Im capping this failure ****.
#72 to #71 - Jizzy
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yes it is ... dude u fail get over it
User avatar #74 to #72 - RainbowHorseCrap
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I need you to do something for me. LEAVE THE HOUSE FOR ONCE IN YOUR MISERABLE LIFE
#75 to #74 - Jizzy
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yeaa ido alot tbh lol add me on facebook u can see im not a nerd lol

now can u do a favour for me ... grow up and stop being a bellend
#343 - anon id: f575da72
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Now how in the hell did u take pics of the guys bathroom and the girls bathroom

UR AN , I.T.?
User avatar #346 to #343 - emomusicrocks
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Hees a janitor - Captian Obvious
#351 to #346 - anon id: f575da72
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>>>>>>>And ur a Chode licker Captain FAGGOT!<<<<<<<<<<
User avatar #386 to #351 - godsevensevenseven
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The girth of a coke can and the size of a tic tac
User avatar #237 - YodaTChocolate
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Let me get this straight, this guy went into a girl's bathroom with a camera to 'prove a point'? I can see it now, him muttering 'dirty, filthy women' while a group of women and 2 security guards stand outside the cubicle.
#256 to #237 - anon id: ab760d0f
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kill yourself.
User avatar #240 to #237 - joesteeve
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Wow you are stupid, if you read it it woud be pretty obvious he is the janitor.
User avatar #238 to #237 - RAWRimadino
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hes a janitor dummy. didnt you see where it said he had to clean it up?
User avatar #243 to #238 - YodaTChocolate
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Ah yes. . . . . But do most janitors carry cameras around with them though? Just in case they see something "interesting". Btw, im not saying this isnt funny. Its 100% true
User avatar #253 to #243 - myron
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He may have had one of those amazing super rare camera phones?
Or yes, janitors never leave home without a camera. I heard thats the truth to be honest. In-fact it's a job requirement.
User avatar #247 to #243 - MrOctober
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camera phone
User avatar #244 to #243 - RAWRimadino
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but maybe he saw it and THEN got his camera or even maybe his phone out and took a pic. maybe his intention wasnt to take a pic originally.
User avatar #249 to #244 - YodaTChocolate
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Q. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
A. They can smell it but they cant eat it!

don't know why i said that. i think you're probably right though
#242 to #237 - Renalia
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As he said, he had to clean it up for his job. Aka, he is a janitor. He makes a living in part by going into women's washrooms.
User avatar #230 - disturbdplayer
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**disturbdplayer rolls 481,783,494**
lol you clean toilets for a living?
#233 to #230 - BeachBabeMI
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how do u do tht?!?!?!
User avatar #239 to #233 - culanap
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Type *roll #(number of digits)* before a comment. Don't spam it though, it's annoying as ****.
#235 to #230 - anon id: 4200830d
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so what if someone has to clean toilets to make a living? no need to make fun of them, what do you do, sponge off your parents? or do you have the good fortune to have a good job cos of the degree someone bought for you?
User avatar #635 to #235 - disturbdplayer
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i wasnt making fun of him! I just think that it is ironic how he could take these pictures in the middle of the day.
User avatar #210 - SisterAmerica
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How the hell did you get in the woman's restroom?
#213 to #210 - anon id: 20bce40c
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You must have missed the part when he said "Cleaning is my job" that probably means he is a custodian of some sort.
User avatar #216 to #213 - SisterAmerica
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Shouldn't they have a woman clean the woman's restroom then? I do not want a man to see my used tampons. I really don't.
User avatar #228 to #216 - Toki
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We lick the place that makes all that blood. Don't be all like "ewwww i dunt want guyz 2 see tampon!"
User avatar #232 to #216 - Zypherian
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Oh yah, the janitor is gonna wanna see a random chicks tampon in a public restroom, besides who would know its yours? its a "PUBLIC RESTROOM" thumbs down for you