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not even lying my boss laughed and said wear two pairs of gloves<br />
bottom of mens toilet is a stain<br />
help me get this to the front so these females can read it<br />...more »
not even lying my boss laughed and said wear two pairs of gloves<br />
bottom of mens toilet is a stain<br />
help me get this to the front so these females can read it<br />
*edit*since some people cant figure it out, i am a handyman at a grocery store and have to clean up the big messes that stupid people leave behind
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#642 - anonymous (03/15/2010) [-]
And this is why I don't use public bathrooms.I don't care if I have to hold it in for hours I will do it.
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User avatar #637 - DANGERZOWN (03/15/2010) [-]
And now the toilet is empty *burp*
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User avatar #613 - joecool (03/15/2010) [-]
why were you in both restrooms taking pics?
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User avatar #615 to #613 - ButteredStuff (03/15/2010) [-]
he cleans them
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User avatar #616 to #615 - joecool (03/15/2010) [-]
that doesn't make it right
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User avatar #619 to #616 - SuperNazi (03/15/2010) [-]
no it makes it my job
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User avatar #618 to #616 - ButteredStuff (03/15/2010) [-]
sure it does. he's like a scientist collecting data
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#617 to #616 - anonymous (03/15/2010) [-]
janitor.
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User avatar #620 to #617 - joecool (03/15/2010) [-]
but thats a woman's job
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User avatar #621 to #620 - SuperNazi (03/15/2010) [-]
i dont just clean, its just part of the job, and the only reason i went in there was to fix the damned toilet cause this clogged it up
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User avatar #622 to #621 - joecool (03/15/2010) [-]
but your a super nazi so a woman jew should do that for you. and then make her clean the showers *wink* *wink*
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User avatar #623 to #622 - SuperNazi (03/15/2010) [-]
two words...affirmative action. its fuckin up my work ethic
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User avatar #624 to #623 - joecool (03/15/2010) [-]
good point. hey why be a nazi over the kkk or better yet the dark side?
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User avatar #625 to #624 - SuperNazi (03/15/2010) [-]
nazis have dental
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User avatar #626 to #625 - joecool (03/15/2010) [-]
darkside has cookies
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User avatar #627 to #626 - SuperNazi (03/15/2010) [-]
but then what happens when the cookie fucks up your teeth?
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User avatar #629 to #627 - joecool (03/15/2010) [-]
then get it w/o m&ms
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User avatar #630 to #629 - SuperNazi (03/15/2010) [-]
then y get the cookie in the first place?
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User avatar #631 to #630 - joecool (03/15/2010) [-]
to taunt the kkk with no benefits
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User avatar #632 to #631 - SuperNazi (03/15/2010) [-]
well they allow you to have sex with your sister
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User avatar #633 to #632 - joecool (03/15/2010) [-]
but there a buncha hicks that are ugly as piss
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User avatar #634 to #633 - SuperNazi (03/15/2010) [-]
but what if you have a hot sis?
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User avatar #644 to #634 - joecool (03/16/2010) [-]
its impossible for them to bread somethin hot
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User avatar #636 to #634 - disturbdplayer (03/15/2010) [-]
**disturbdplayer rolls 990,512,365**C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKAH!!!!!!!!!!
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User avatar #639 to #636 - Xedan (03/15/2010) [-]
Sugarplumkins?
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User avatar #612 - ScepticalPanda (03/14/2010) [-]
THANK YOU
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User avatar #628 to #612 - joecool (03/15/2010) [-]
then get it w/o m&ms
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#611 - mekinik (03/14/2010) [-]
amen brother....
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User avatar #609 - ZombieWin (03/14/2010) [-]
I've had to clean both bathrooms before as well, same experience, some girl also thought it would be funny to stick pads all over the walls and fixtures, immature shit, for real
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User avatar #614 to #609 - jewrat (03/15/2010) [-]
You sir, are brave, here have 1 internets
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User avatar #608 - TekaRex (03/14/2010) [-]
Yipes, yeah, women's public restrooms are disgusting, that's why I never use them. That's not even half as bad as some of the things I've seen...it's a wonder something like that even has the possibility of coming out of a person.
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User avatar #605 - airguitar (03/14/2010) [-]
Yea our toilets are clean but there is shit ON THE WALLS not to mention the numerous penises drawn all over the sides of the stalls, the piss on the floor/in the sinks/ on the mirror and guys find it fun to clog toilets when they're bored... oh and i almost forgot WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO IN BOTH BATHROOMS?! Tranny?...
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#606 to #605 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
Because like he said in the picture, he had to clean it up. Which means he probably worked there. Good going dumbass.
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User avatar #607 to #606 - airguitar (03/14/2010) [-]
Yea mhmm i read it afterwards *punches himself in the head* but I still don't agree with what he is saying, he needs to visit a highschool or a middleschool. I guarantee there is atleast one penis drawn on a stall in each bathroom of my school and several others i've gone to
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User avatar #604 - jakesthesnakes (03/14/2010) [-]
whats with all these stupid rants? Why would this be the place you decide to take the time to create a set of pictures of crap and bitch? It stopped being funny some time ago
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User avatar #598 - The Impatient (03/14/2010) [-]
When a woman enters the sanctity of a public bathroom, all bets are off. No more being cute.
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#596 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
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User avatar #595 - Clong (03/14/2010) [-]
What were you doing in the girls bathroom?
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#603 to #595 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
Hes like a janitor so he has to clean up both bathrooms
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User avatar #601 to #595 - animaltrainer (03/14/2010) [-]
He said it's his job...

he probably had to clean it up after the joint was closed. Afterhours.
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User avatar #599 to #595 - The Impatient (03/14/2010) [-]
He fucking works there! How do you think public washrooms get clean?
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#592 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
guys are disgusting
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#590 - LoneFox (03/14/2010) [-]
It looks like you sir, have a....

*puts on sunglasses*

pretty shitty job.
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#593 to #590 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
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User avatar #587 - CHOKLATTHUNDA (03/14/2010) [-]
my ultimate pet peeve is when someone leaves piss on the seat or doesn't flush. WTF? CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!
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User avatar #585 - BreakTheGame (03/14/2010) [-]
**BreakTheGame rolls 287,414,653**
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#576 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
uh wow im a girl im not offended at all.....guys are dirt smelly sexist pigs
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#641 to #576 - anonymous (03/15/2010) [-]
you seem kinda down. Would you like me to eat you out to cheer you up?
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User avatar #600 to #576 - thorpedo (03/14/2010) [-]
Your the reason bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks. Stupid bitch thinks she can run her mouth on here.
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User avatar #597 to #576 - Arcticuno (03/14/2010) [-]
If we were pigs than why do we love bacon? We're obviously some sort of hybrid between chuck norris and win. Girls are obviously a hybrid of sandwiches and making.
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User avatar #589 to #576 - shroomguy (03/14/2010) [-]
go suck a dick
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#578 to #576 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
ya well your a fat money grubbing skand who needs and education so get your ass back in the kitchen and make me a goddamn sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#573 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
Wow, I mean as a male I don't really care if women think that our toilets are gross. Who gives a fuck? Any male who tries to prove it wrong is truly gay.
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User avatar #572 - damoirons (03/14/2010) [-]
wait wait wait... you went into the chicks toilet?
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User avatar #586 to #572 - xXNeonStarrzXx (03/14/2010) [-]
Exactly what I was thinking. At first I was like, WTF?, but then I found out it was where he works, so then I lol'd.
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#584 to #572 - anonymous (03/14/2010) [-]
'Janitor' God damn, people are so dumb sometimes.
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#570 - Almondania (03/14/2010) [-]
Gas station bathroom + having diarreha = FML.
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