So Funnyjunk, Icanthepowerr here.
I knew a let of you guys aren' t big en seb
stories, but I feel like I' been friend
sened terribly bad taday. And ever
So it' s this girl I' liked for like 4 years.
Seriously. She knew I liked her most of
the time, but I never asked her out or
anything. So, she tells me she likes me. I
feel great, like I' m en top of the world.
Than she tells me her dad is strict, and
she' s not allowed to have a boyfriend.
She says he checks her , her phone,
and that the only place we could hang
out is at school, and she didn' t want a
relationship only at school. I understood
that, but I still went all this time
believing she liked me. Until taday.
Just a regular sunday morning for me. Wake up, piss,
eat some poptarts, hop on facebewk, and get on
farmville. So, during my normal routine I got a
message from this girl I like on Facebook, I check it
and she says she needs to talk. She tells me she lied
about not being able to have a boyfriend (Keep this in
mind - she told me that she wasn' t allowed to have
one last december, so this lie had dragged on for
quite a while.) I didn' t understand at first if she meant
this because she wanted to go out with me or what.
So then she tells me that she doesn' t like me and she
never did. I was extremely pissed off that she lied to
me, but I know that she couldn' t make herself like me,
so I wasn' t mad about her liking me. I was pissed
about her SAYING she liked me. So, yeu' d be pissed
too, right? Well this isn' t the entire story,
She tells me she still wants to be friends. Like any
heartbroken guy, I say yea sounds cool, Of course I
didn' t mean it. She didn' t like me, so I didn' t want
anything to do with her any more, It would just be too
awkward. So, an era of me liking her ended. ‘(ewe be
sad too, but this isn' t where it ends. It gets verse.
I' m depressed more than you can imagine because
everyone knew how much I liked her, and so I' m just
browsing through facebewk, all depressed and what
not, and I come upon something posted by her..,
Yeu' d imagine she might have possibly made a public
apology to me through status, but .
is in a relationship with
Months of me liking her, thinking she liked me back,
and she rips my heart out To make it worse, thirty
seconds after she tells me all of this, she' s in a
I nearly cried. So, funnyjunk, thank you for listening
to my long ass story, sorry for the long read, but
there' s more,
So funnyjunk, I came on here
and had quite a few laughs
until the point that I nearly
forgot about that lying bitch.
Funnyjunk, yeu don' t realize
this, but yeu' all been here
for me. Supplying me with
well needed laughter and
enjoyment on the worst of
days. Like when my grandpa
this is for yeu.
For all of yeu that have been
lied to and friend zoned.